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Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Nov 17
6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds
that scene from 30 Rock where Steve Buscemi is dressed unconvincingly as a teen, and says "How do you do, fellow kids?" Except he has Elrond's hair, ear, and little tiara thing, and now he's saying "How do you do, Fellowship?"
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3153 meets the captain
A bunny holds a lantern in the hold of a ship. He greets a large green parrot, who is dressed as a pirate (with an eyepatch, peg-leg and cap.) The parrot is standing on a wooden crate looking authoritative
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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llobrow.bsky.social
Scrooge: you there, boy, what day is this?

Tiny Tim: why it's thanksgiving day, sir

Scrooge: the fuck were those ghosts on about then
November 23, 2023 at 3:25 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
Charlie: thank you so much! I'm gonna call it Chaz Bucket's Chocolate Fuck Hut

Willy Wonka: I have changed my mind
May 5, 2023 at 1:27 AM
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llobrow.bsky.social
please evacuate the ball pit slowly. if Grimace feels any vibrations, he WILL pull you under
January 4, 2024 at 9:16 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
hi and welcome to my new show, Me and Potate Plus Eight, where I eat a potato and then 8 other potatoes
July 4, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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llobrow.bsky.social
At 11:00 every night, I slip into my sleeping jeans.

At 11:01 every night, the police kick down my door.
May 3, 2023 at 3:16 AM
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antlervel.vet
To heal our divided nation I propose splitting Game of the Year awards into two categories:

- Game of the Year That’s 3D and You Use a Sword and/or Gun to Explode a Guy
- Game of the Year That’s Some Gay Bullshit Indie Meditation on Grief or Whatever
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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officialgogurt.bsky.social
not sure what to purchase today, or tomorrow? consider: some new art
pink background digital line drawing of a hand and mouth, saying, "wanna smoke?" a green background digital line drawing of a plant with "let me grow" a digital line drawing of a koi fish with the words, "sometimes things are good enough" a digital line drawing of a hand squeezing an orange; "no pressure"
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
detective: victim is a white male, average build, two gunshot wounds in abdomen

Steve: I'll write that down in my handy dandy notebook

detective: is that a crayon

Blue: *starts barking like crazy and drags a second body out from under a truck*
February 1, 2024 at 7:25 PM
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marygillis.bsky.social
This is probably one of, if not the greatest thing I'll ever write in my life. I'm also extremely proud of the photoshop.
November 28, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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funkelly.bsky.social
im not doing thanksgiving unto saturday so im available to mediate all your holiday arguments and/or answer any burning questions about anything except burning
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
pilgrim guy finishes reading a big book, leans way back in his chair and loosens the belt on his hat
October 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
jabba the hutt: yoda wentunda dabumpa solo
November 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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annesh.no
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
Four articulated buses blocking each other in a roundabout making them stuck.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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lanyardigan.bsky.social
And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
Love the Monolith
August 20, 2024 at 12:26 PM
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ityslmemes.com
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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dly.bsky.social
happy birthday, dinner
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
Microsoft Logo w/ the Four Humors written on individual blocks of the window. Orange is Sanguine Green is Melancholic Blue is Phlegmatic Yellow is Choleric
November 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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sithlet.bsky.social
I got four different designs!
Two white ceramic sake cups. One is painted with dark blue, coming out of ocean waves the other is painted with black, sending radioactive rays out of his mouth. There are geometric designs on the right side of the black painted cup. Two white ceramic sake cups. One has Godzilla in front of Mount Fuji in red paint. The other is the same cup from the original post, with Godzilla in front of a pagoda and Mount Fuji.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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llobrow.bsky.social
got kicked out of the funkytown chapter of fight club because I talk about it, talk about it, talk about it, talk about it
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
solid chance the answer to this question has gone up since I last asked
llobrow.bsky.social Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Jun 9
How many times do you think the Pope has seen Norbit?
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
Last We Saw the Stars LL The brontosaurus clamped her teeth on the branch and gave it a solid shake. “How was that?” she asked, after the noise of three dozen fruit hitting the ground had subsided. She tilted her head down towards her companion. Her eyes, clouded and grey, pointed more or less in his direction. The stegosaurus smiled up at her. “Perfect, as always. There's a buffet here with your name on it. Just follow the sound of my voice.” He stood directly in front of the pile of red and green fruit, ready to surprise her with a kiss on the cheek when she came in for a bite. Instead, Bronto dipped her head down towards Steg’s back, where he couldn't turn his head to see. He felt a gentle tug as she removed a fruit that had impaled itself on one of his dorsal spines. Bronto displayed it between her teeth before making it disappear. “Sorry love, I followed my nose instead.” “Do you miss when you didn’t have to?” Steg asked, no pity in his voice, only curiosity. “I miss your eyes,” Bronto replied, no great despair on her face, only a tinge of wistful memory, “and the way your tail wags when you are happy. But the trees and the mud and the water, I remember them well enough from the smell alone.” “And what of the night sky?” “I rarely had reason to look up. Everyone and everything I’ve cared for has been closer to my feet than to the moon. Is it beautiful tonight?” “Yes,” said Steg. “The most beautiful sights have always been higher than I can reach.” Bronto smiled and turned her head upward, relishing the unfamiliar stretch. “Tell me.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
every day, Tommy Lee Jones breaks new ground for how old someone named Tommy can be
July 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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llobrow.bsky.social
why hasn't anybody just

I mean there was that one guy

but you'd think more people would at least try
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM