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Call of Cthu-Luke

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Nov 17

6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds

that scene from 30 Rock where Steve Buscemi is dressed unconvincingly as a teen, and says "How do you do, fellow kids?" Except he has Elrond's hair, ear, and little tiara thing, and now he's saying "How do you do, Fellowship?"

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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 6h

Daily bunny no.3108 will grow into a beautiful butterfly

A very small bunny munches on a leaf, like a bug or caterpillar. The leaf is the same size as the bunny, and the bunny is beneath a flower in someone's yard or garden. It is a warm autumn day

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 7h

midwestern weebs be like ohio gosaimasu

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 15d

doctor: I'm very sorry. all we can do now is provide you with end of life care that preserves your comfort and dignity. unless...

me: unless?

Mr. Beast: *breathing on the outside of the third story window and writing "unless" backwards*

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 11d

maybe Sisyphus should imagine me happy for once

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · Aug 11

gremlin on wing of the plane: knock knock

me: *reaching for door* who's--

flight attendant: no

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 15d

lying serenely in my death bed, at peace, ready. surrounded by my loved ones. telling them that if I find proof of a life beyond this one, I'll send a message back to my body to shit itself

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 9h

WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass

WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 10h

it's a pretty great face

Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 12h

[donning brass knuckles] just one more thing

Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 12h

we love a goof

Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 14h

Paul Rudd sitting at a computer in a Tim and Eric sketch where he asks the computer to generate a nude Tayne, but the text says "Nude Brayne". In the sketch, Tayne is a little man in eccentric clothing also played by Paul Rudd, so he could presumably just take off his clothes and look in a mirror, but his reaction to seeing the nude Tayne (which we are not allowed to see) is such that we can assume there's something horrible about his naked form. this isn't about that though, this is just the words "Nude Brayne" that's all you need to know

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 14h

follow your dreams. you too can eat cereal nude but for a Marty McFly vest

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think you get it. he's still the same guy, but he's also a pickle

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 16h

they're saying the postes have never been cuter. and they're right

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 18h

i think it should be extremely easy to get a job. what do you really risk just throwing me in the mix and seeing what happens? a few dollars in wages, maybe a few more in the unemployment fund? we both know you have the money. I’M the one who doesn’t have the money! because i’m asking you for a job!

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Mike Duquette @mikeduquette.bsky.social · 19h

Heartbroken that, per his social media accounts, Drew Struzan has left us. His poster and album art was quite simply shorthand for imagination for countless young people.

E.T. Adventure poster, 1990. I still have one of these hanging in my childhood bedroom.

Star Wars Special edition triptych, 1997. I remember seeing all of these in the paper as each film was re-released and just felt a burst of energy those mornings.

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Mike Duquette @mikeduquette.bsky.social · 18h

I could lose my whole day to Drew-posting but Spielberg pegged him as the Rockwell of Hollywood and he wasn't wrong

Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade poster, 1989

Alice Cooper's WELCOME TO MY NIGHTMARE, 1975

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 1d

when a video of a thunderstorm says it'll put me to sleep in 5 minutes but it's 10 hours long?

why would I believe in you when you don't believe in you

Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 1d

you seen this? you heard about this?

Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think you get it. he's still the same guy, but he's also a pickle

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 1d

cock ring of thorns

Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 1d

me personally, I like talking about snacks. like cheetos, for instance. which reminds me-

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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 1d

they're soft so you don't have to be

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merritt @merrittk.com · 1d

if you look at social media and dont immediately feel better what you should do is keep going back to it every five minutes or so. eventually you will find the Post that makes your life better

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

Dismissing my grandparents as "ancestor slop"

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