geekysteven
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STEP 1: make a little birdhouse in your soul
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
November 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
STEP 1: make a little birdhouse in your soul
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
STEP 2: ???
STEP 3: profit
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We are literally mad about your failure to fight the real dangers.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
We are literally mad about your failure to fight the real dangers.
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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do the book signing on bath salts, call the public relations team very sober
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
do the book signing on bath salts, call the public relations team very sober
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if you slide RFK Jr’s left eye up a door opens in the Resident Evil mansion
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
if you slide RFK Jr’s left eye up a door opens in the Resident Evil mansion
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"write drunk, edit sober"
wrong.
write on cocaine, edit on mushrooms
wrong.
write on cocaine, edit on mushrooms
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
"write drunk, edit sober"
wrong.
write on cocaine, edit on mushrooms
wrong.
write on cocaine, edit on mushrooms
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[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
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It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It’s a shame that GTA VI has been delayed but I’m excited by Rockstar’s promise that the extra time will allow them to give all the pedestrians in the game “a rich inner life” and “the capacity to actually experience pain”
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Tech companies need to get back to making gadgets and doo-dads
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Tech companies need to get back to making gadgets and doo-dads
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Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oooo I’m Death. I'm a mean skeleton with a fancy sword. Fuck off, bone boy
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What a time to be alive (derogatory)
July 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What a time to be alive (derogatory)
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well i for one [falling onto the floor]
July 10, 2025 at 11:27 PM
well i for one [falling onto the floor]
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if i die on a hill i expect you to roll me down in a tire jackass style
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 PM
if i die on a hill i expect you to roll me down in a tire jackass style
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mowing the lawn in the middle of the night to establish dominance with my neighbors
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
mowing the lawn in the middle of the night to establish dominance with my neighbors
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it's either 'dont be gay' or 'love thy neighbor'. you can't have it both ways
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
it's either 'dont be gay' or 'love thy neighbor'. you can't have it both ways
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
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Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Any time I don’t know the answer to a question, I say “the surgeon was the boy’s mother” just in case
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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Chairs are pretty great.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
March 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Chairs are pretty great.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
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Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Hey Friends, if you're looking for comedy, I've got you covered