Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD, BOFA
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ME: you into Green Day?
MY FRIEND WHO IS COLOR BLIND: you mean Red Day?
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SAD FRIEND: *is being sad*
ME: have you tried being happy
SAD FRIEND: thank you. You have cured my depression
ME: you’re welcome
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Void?
Y E S F R I E N D
Why are you laughing?
A J O K E
Tell me?
W H Y D I D T H E M A N D I E A L O N E
I don't get it
Y O U W I L L
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I have busted
the ghost
that was in
your hood

and which
you were probably
scared of
and screaming

Forgive me
busting
makes me
feel good
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WARDEN: any last words
ME: come closer
WARDEN: *leans down* yes?
ME: *whispering* never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
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What about President, can a dog be that
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Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."
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All we need is Earth Bud and Water Bud and the prophecy will come true
Trending: Fire Bud
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My dad was killed by Chili’s baby back ribs you son of a bitch
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SATANIST #1: we need a lot of blood for this ritual
SATANIST #2: yeah but how can we carry it all
KOOL AID MAN: why is everybody staring at me
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Is there a Nobel Prize for bad posts? Because I would win that easily.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings…look on my works ye mighty and despair!
Kool aid man cracked and broken in a desert
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Remember you can’t spell Philadelphia Eagles without lol
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They’re playing the Jets…

(Sorry)
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It’s certainly not because mine is good
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It’s me, I shut down the government. Sorry not sorry.
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Would you rather see Taylor Swift catch a seam route between two NFL safeties or Travis Kelce playing the guitar in a sequined leotard