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geekysteven
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Illustration of a statue standing stoically with arms crossed in front of a winged lion, a bear, a three-headed winged leopard, and a green dog-cow beast with spikes coming out its head. Text reads "POV: the cats are not okay with daylight savings time"
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Text in the style of a Zohran Mamdani campaign poster that reads "don't blame us. Blame yourself for God"
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Photo of a Laundromat named Munch & Fold with commentary text "call me a cunning linguist the way i'm”
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Princess Buttercup from The Princess Bride asking "So you had the toxic yuri all along?" Second panel is Westley explaining "We both had toxic yuri. I've spent the last few years building up a resistance to toxic yuri”
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Dr. McCoy from Star Trek The Animated Series saying "I've been doing some investigating and I think Spock might be an alien" second panel is Captain Kirk with his eyes closed responding "Bones, I swear to god”
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Xavier used his wealth to fund a paramilitary group of literal social justice warriors. This makes him 10x better than every other nepo baby. Just don't ask any follow up questions about memory wipes or child soldiers.
November 6, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Captain Picard from Star Trek The Next Generation turning around from the view screen of the Enterprise with a Borg cube on display and commanding "contact starfleet command. Tell them they have lost the game”
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Krusty the Clown from the Simpsons saying "Meat dimension? I thought they closed that place down"
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Tweets by @occultkyoong why mafia isn't a fucking aesthetic: a thread Attached image is Tony Soprano smoking a cigar in a swimming pool Reply by @seigfridge i cooka da pizza Reply by @occultkyoong go fuck yourself, for real. i cant with these people anymore. i hate you all from the bottom of my heart. ignorant pieces of shit
November 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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A Nintendo Switch saying "hey guys" and then a little comic character points at it and yells "the old switcheroo" then the game console responds "Not what I'm called”
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Doofensmirtz from Phineas and Ferb saying "If I had a nickel for every time a vice president shot a guy, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice"
November 4, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Lt. Riley from Star Trek at a console broadcasting to the Enterprise crew "And I'd like to thank the sponsor of the Lt. Riley Experience, untested Orion supplements"
November 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Spider-Man saying to Sauron the pterosaur man "you can do hard things!" And Sauron replies "but I don't want to do hard things! I just want to chill"
November 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Painting by Boris Vallejo of Prometheus chained to a rock with a bird approaching text reads "The early bird gets the worm, but the even earlier bird gets that sweet Prometheus liver"
November 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Illustration by G. Harry Stine of a space shuttle re-entering the atmosphere. An arrow points to the heat shielding and advises "where we're gonna put you if you keep running your mouth"
November 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Mulder and Scully looking at some rocks in a forest. Text reads "do I even like X-Files or do I just like watching people go hiking in the Pacific Northwest"
October 31, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Simpsons screenshot with the boss of the cracker factory talking to Kirk Van Houten. There is a painting of a jack-o'-lantern with human lips behind him. He says to Kirk "We sell fuckable pumpkins maybe people buy pumpkins for other purposes we don't know. frankly we don't want to know"
October 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Roman Pearce from the Fast and Furious movies with text "the average man thinks about Roman Pearce several times a day"
October 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Illustration by David Mattingly of a human holding hands with an ape creature next to a boat guy with tentacle fingers, a snake with wings and one giant eyeball, and three giant butterflies. Text reads "need a polycule like this
October 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Text "how I'm looking at my wife every time she walks in the room" attached image is a photo of a Sam Whet owl with their eyes wide
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Onion article screenshot with photo of Jimmy Carter and text "You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President"
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Kyouko from the game Amy's Fantasies saying "She can't make you curse the name of your creator like I do"
October 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Photo of a red newt with text "no do not perceive you have been warned"
October 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Photo of a Maine Coon cat sticking its tongue out the text reads "the horrors persist but I stay silly"
October 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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The intro to Star Trek TNG goes so hard it's inspo music, cool planets, then *SHIP GOES WHOOSH wait, Patrick Stewart is in this??? *WHOOSH DUN DUN DÙN DA DUN DUN DỤN the guy from Reading Rainbow! we love that guy DUN DUN that spaceship looks so aweso– *WHOOSH*
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM