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Emma™
@cockremover.bsky.social
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster)

💙Impeach Biden💙

she™/her™

My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
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??? YOU leave ME alone!!!

(game is SULFUR)
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 AM
replicat has the best "quit game" screen lol
December 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
sheev i saw that
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i just woke up with like all my limbs still asleep and it was weird as fuck
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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chat am i attracted to fucking terfs
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 AM
pandora's faggot
December 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by Emma™
we don’t want robots to help the police, we want robots to give us uppies from the couch to our bed when we’re sleepy
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
making a thread where i explain exactly how to post like me, only for it to exceed the size of the hell thread and break the site for good
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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teabagging the payment terminal
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
credit card with your balls as collateral. credit nards
December 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
stand-up comedian who has never heard of heckling so they get all sad and confused every time it happens
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
all of my tweets should be read as if im literally doing a solo performance on stage in front of tens of thousands of people
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
the "hey, you come here often?" squad
December 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
if my account suddenly starts talking like this.... instead of like this..,., you'll know i've been,,, replaced,.,,
December 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
TDLR news channel be like: i know!! ill keep the tiktok generation engaged with our content by... adding 3 minutes of self serving ads to our 4 minute videos!!!
December 9, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ive been sleeping like 20 hours a day
December 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
football is going out to buy a pack of cigarettes
December 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Reposted by Emma™
Reposting my slept-on bangers and then grounding you until you learn how to act right
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
w...what the fuck?
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
i will never stop gushing about how sick the reload animations are in SULFUR
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 AM
im like diego maradona in the sense that i love doing cocaine and girls tell me i got the hand of god
December 9, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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my doctor tends to prescribe generic (Bozo)
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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"theres an old man sitting next to me making love to his tonic and gin"

like.. with his cock?
December 9, 2025 at 5:06 AM
if you tell your doctor you're feeling sad and he tells you to go see a clown, please get a second opinion. that doctor is probably in big pagliacci's pocket
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 AM
fishbowl top
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM