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Sela

@sela.bsky.social

1.5K followers 2.1K following 130 posts

we are the new world and we will win happily married to my incredible wife

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1m

The best time for Brianna Wu to shut the fuck up was a long time ago but the second best time is right now

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 3m

Oh I read it and actually she can just shut the fuck up

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 23m

Oh did she say sorry

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 2h

Can we please please please please please please please elect a mayor who actually loves this city

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 6h

أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 2h

What’s the blurst that could happen

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 4h

It’s that time of year where I play a scary game for my wife to watch while I play and this year it’s THE QUARRY

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 6h

SILVA

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 12h

What Jakub’s post presupposes is the woke hedge fund manager, the woke cop, the woke surgeon, the woke dentist, the woke car salesman, etc etc etc

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 12h

Yes they were made to sell toys but one thing He-Man and She-Ra got absolutely correct is that holding up a sword and transforming is sick as hell

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 13h

I just saw a Brit post “why can’t unpaid air traffic controllers just strike???” and I absolutely did not have the every to explain one of the most important labor events of the last 50 years here

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

yeah i didn't mention that one for a reason

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

"we thought about how we could do heavy-handed discord mod rules but Worse - and succeeded!"

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

oh that is a GREAT venue for rocky horror vibes

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

🤨

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

no your car is also not a place of love. but i still need it.

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

SENTIMENT ANALYSIS COMPLETE

your post has been deemed A BUMMER

your are BANISHED to MUTE PURGATORY for 12 HOURS

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

i don't do egg discourse generally but there's one streamer in particular where i'm like "you should Talk to Somebody about gender stuff"

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

"i'll have my revenge yet, past me!"

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

"ACTUALLY shock treatment is the superior production by the creative team"

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

AAAAHHHHHH

Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

(assuming you are seeing movie)

- Dance during Time Warp
- Bring prop(s) if you can, eg flashlight (list at official fan site www.timewarp.org.uk/1virgins.htm... ))
- Call Brad an asshole when the Narrator says his name
- Many other talkback lines just follow along with the crowd
- HAVE FUN

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

Sure, AMA

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

Edison Park is a neighborhood! Of the city of Chicago!

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Sela @sela.bsky.social · 1d

It’s driving me a little nuts that people keep referring to actual neighborhoods in Chicago as “suburbs,” I guess because because they have single family homes, lawns, and white people but! That’s Chicago! Those are neighborhoods in the city!

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