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*sees a YT video call Garth Ennis "comics' biggest edgelord"*

My brother in christ, he doesn't even crack the top five.
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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basically nothing dapples as well as sunlight. unquestionably the GOAT of dappling
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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The death of browsing is part of the reason art is the way it is now. Our opinions are largely fed to us by algorithms. Spending a spare 15 minutes wandering around a bookstore or comic shop or video rental place was how you found stuff you wouldn't ordinarily pick up and thereby expanded your taste
Bookselling is like the most "people go to the store and buy what looks cool to them without a particular agenda" type business left, and your purchases have a huge influence on what is ordered, what is displayed, and what is recommended.
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
President Girthy Dumps
this woman's job is to keep up to date on her fillers while scolding the press for insufficiently praising the president's girthy dumps. none of us were expecting pepper to show up on this table
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I wish instead of mainly a kind of punchline gift store the museum of sex was a repository of the craziest sex acts in history, like damn how’d they even DO that?!?
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Gotta be the 10 episodes in a row of Tulsa King that I watched on thanksgiving. Dana Delaney is looking mighty GILFy these days ngl
Name your tv show of the year.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Trip up to Oregon this weekend yielded 1 RFK Jr for President bumper sticker, 2 Charlie Kirk tribute signs, plenty of Trump signs and one barn with an enormous, well-tended sign for W. America is still out there folks.
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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When I ask them: "What are you reading? What are you watching? What are you listening to?" Often, the answer is: nothing. Which has a direct effect on their over-use of prompts and AI, because they can't think of ideas, because they are literally not engaging with a single figurative thing.
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I've never encountered more students who say they hate reading. Students who want to be teachers, writers, or both. I wonder if "hate" means "I have trouble reading," but I also talk with so many students who write in a genre but refuse to read in it. They can't see themselves in relation to others.
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The post-literate generation comes of age
This is not a "students today" post--it's more "this is a new form of dysfunction" that doesn't look exactly like it's been in previous decades. It's more than just "first-year chaos." It's an across-the-board inability to process instructions, engage with longer texts, and *connect* with others.
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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This is not a "students today" post--it's more "this is a new form of dysfunction" that doesn't look exactly like it's been in previous decades. It's more than just "first-year chaos." It's an across-the-board inability to process instructions, engage with longer texts, and *connect* with others.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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A lyric Johnny Cash tossed aside:
Just watched a man wash a cucumber in the water fountain at a rest stop in Kentucky
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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this is the who's who of people who should fall off a cliff
November 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Having salad for breakfast is an entirely new level of fucked up
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Mountain lion
black bear
Rattlesnake
grey wolf
dolphin
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

- Dog
- Cat
- Someone else’s cat
- A bird
- Devil’s Coach Horse
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

- Elephant
- Moose
- Alligator
- Brown Bear
- Mountain Goat

Listed in decreasing order of proximity. The elephant was a quarter mile away. Moose, about the same. Alligator? 15 feet. Bear? 10 feet (through a window). Goat? TOO DAMN CLOSE.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We need Night Hits in service of Liberation
November 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I need a standalone film that feels like a second sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
a Thanksgiving deep dive into ‘Landman’ and ‘Tulsa King’ reveals the iron grip that Taylor Sheridan has on the hearts and minds of American Whites
November 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Deathstalker II 1987 is today’s film on my Sword and Sorcery Playlist.
youtu.be/Y2Spse9DEk8 Deathstalker and Princess Evie battle witches, dragons, bounty hunters and an evil sorcerer
Please subscribe to the YouTube Channel. New films all the time
Please buy the physical media if you can #FilmSky
Deathstalker II 1987 #freefilm #fantasy @flickerfreefilms99 #swordandshield #barbarian #fullmovie
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November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Orb I just discovered CASIOPEA and it might be changing my life.
November 27, 2025 at 10:24 PM
More like JD Pants
November 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Saddam was so real for firing SCUD missiles at ”Israel” bc I feel this same impulse but toward Donna Morris rn
November 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
we need a Steve Paddock of the Left
November 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM