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T. Greg Doucette
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In-House Counsel @ BigTech. Ex-"Computers Guy," then decade litigating 1A in NC+TX. Servant to two cats (and a dog and a wife). Armchair Philanthropist.

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6/ CNN confirms:

"The survivors were also waving at something in the air, the sources said Bradley told them, although it’s unclear whether they might have been surrendering or asking the US aircraft they had spotted for help."

By @natashabertrand.bsky.social
Exclusive: Boat at center of double-tap strike controversy was meeting vessel headed to Suriname, admiral told lawmakers | CNN Politics
The alleged drug traffickers killed by the US military in a strike on September 2 were heading to link up with another, larger vessel that was bound for Suriname — a small South American country east ...
www.cnn.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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5/ source (Gift Link):

Video of Boat Strike Shows Survivors Waving Before Fatal Follow-Up Attack
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/u...
Video of Boat Strike Shows Survivors Waving Before Fatal Follow-Up Attack
www.nytimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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4/ Even worse on these officials account, it seems if the third view is correct, that was a reason to kill the survivors.

You read that right, and I am not exaggerating.⤵️

A shipwrecked person beckoning others to come rescue them is a basis for killing them.
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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3/ "But some lawmakers viewing the video rejected that interpretation. There were no other unknown aircraft or boats in visual range, and no other boats involved in drug trafficking could have rescued them."

And even worse, if I am understanding this logic correctly, ...
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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2/ What Adm. Bradley and Gen. Caine told Congress raises credibility concerns.

"The military officers briefing Congress on Thursday said the survivors could have been trying to beckon to other alleged drug traffickers in a plane or boat to come get them...."

But ... get this ...
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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NEW info on shipwreck attack. It gets worse.

The 2 survivors climbed atop wreckage and waved to overhead.

"Some of the people viewing the video thought ... could have been an attempt to surrender"

Others "said the most logical explanation was ... signaling for a rescue."

1/
December 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Anti-corruption, anti-crypto, anti-sports gambling, anti-drugs, anti-tattoos
December 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Be the John Brown you want to see in the world.
December 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Elect me. I will reenact Robespierre’s terror tempered only by Lenin’s Menshevik purges
The 2028 Dem nominee for POTUS really needs an old school fire-and-brimstone anti-corruption platform
from top to bottom all of these guys treat the united states government as a neat toy they can show off to their friends and use to impress girls

and we're all just a bunch of action figures to play with and discard when they're bored
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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I think it’s bad that leaders of companies are visibly up to their gills in stimulants now. Did nobody tell them that, contrary to how they make you feel, those things make you stupid? This is why everyone needs some fuck up friends growing up, to teach them that there’s no good way to abuse drugs.
The CEO of Palantir.
December 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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since we're doing USPS discourse again, a reminder of what Dems should be saying
"the USPS is a miracle. it's in the constitution. for the price of a single stamp you can send a letter across the country, from Hawaii to Maine. Trump is trying to take that away from you. He's attacking Christmas cards and wedding invitations. It's un-American and it has to stop."
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
The 2028 Dem nominee for POTUS really needs an old school fire-and-brimstone anti-corruption platform
from top to bottom all of these guys treat the united states government as a neat toy they can show off to their friends and use to impress girls

and we're all just a bunch of action figures to play with and discard when they're bored
lol

Kash Patel is using the FBI to serve as an Uber for his girlfriend's drunk pals.

www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...
December 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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from top to bottom all of these guys treat the united states government as a neat toy they can show off to their friends and use to impress girls

and we're all just a bunch of action figures to play with and discard when they're bored
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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the next generation of liberal leaders are going to have to be of the "we have to make hard choices now so that our children will have easier choices when it's their turn" variety
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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POLLING CALL CENTER: "Now I'm going to read you some conspiracy theo— …"

MAGA RESPONDENT: "I don't need to hear them, they're all true."
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Can't wait for even more stagflation
December 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The biggest thing that surprises me about American fascism is not the cruelty, or the greed, but the complete lack of dignity.

They want to be called very special boys, regardless of how obviously false the praise is. It's so profoundly weak.
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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"I was shooting the remains of the boat, the people just got in the way." Again, worth noting that this was exactly the defense that U-852's captain used in his post-WW2 war crimes trial for the Peleus Incident. He was found guilty and shot.
Won't the whole SOF community be relieved when doing water survival training that properly packed cocaine acts as a flotation device. Bradley "I was shooting the remains of the boat, the people just got in the way."
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Boomers: It just sucks so much that everyone gets participation trophies now, you used to have to show real merit to get an award

Also Boomers:
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If only Bill Cassidy knew someone in the federal legislature who could do something about it
“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Can confirm, did this when writing briefs
I tell my students the easiest way to catch mistakes is for them to read their papers out loud, and they always look at me like I'm insane.

But look, that's what we do with our own books! Because it works!
Lunch break at 2pm after completing day 6 of 8 of reading aloud the page proofs of my book with a friend. My brain has liquified. Typical typos caught today: Untied States, statue instead of statute.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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I call my wood chipper Quentin Tarantino because it's all about feet first.
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM