Lane Stellmaker
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Lane Stellmaker
@hipcrimevocab.net
· Nov 8
How a Profane Joke on Twitter Spawned a Legal Army
A litigation team built from the sharpest, funniest tweeters is suing Elon Musk.
www.nytimes.com
For new followers and refugees from the other place:
Greetings. My name is Lane. I'm a lawyer and sometimes I do good work, thanks to my team. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/26/n...
Greetings. My name is Lane. I'm a lawyer and sometimes I do good work, thanks to my team. www.nytimes.com/2024/05/26/n...
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The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The “free speech” and “cancel culture” panics have led to overt state censorship because that was always their purpose. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
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I swear to Christ, some liberals are absolute suckers for right-wing extremists who mildly criticize Trump while still supporting every one of his fascist policies.
December 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I swear to Christ, some liberals are absolute suckers for right-wing extremists who mildly criticize Trump while still supporting every one of his fascist policies.
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Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
I’m a criminal defense attorney and I think we should by tying nooses.
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I’m a criminal defense attorney and I think we should by tying nooses.
Usha. Call me. You don’t have to put up with this.
are they running for Pres/VP 2028?
sure looks like it
sure looks like it
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Usha. Call me. You don’t have to put up with this.
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Add another one to the list.
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Add another one to the list.
Seriously, folks. The Odyssey was historical fiction during the time period you want it to be historically accurate to.
The trailer looks pretty ridiculous, but it's funny there are people who want to complain about "historical accuracy" in an adaptation of the Odyssey.
December 23, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Seriously, folks. The Odyssey was historical fiction during the time period you want it to be historically accurate to.
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I love that nobody that brings this shit up as a news story will ever bring up the Why She Was Fired. She was fired for being trans in Oklahoma so that a white woman that wears a foundation two shades darker than her skin can have a job as a hatefluencer. Malpractice from the chicken shit media
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university
Graduate instructor who gave failing grade to Samantha Fulnecky no longer teaching at OU
A graduate teaching assistant who gave a University of Oklahoma student a failing grade on a psychology essay will no longer be teaching at the university.
www.koco.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I love that nobody that brings this shit up as a news story will ever bring up the Why She Was Fired. She was fired for being trans in Oklahoma so that a white woman that wears a foundation two shades darker than her skin can have a job as a hatefluencer. Malpractice from the chicken shit media
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CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right.
CHOTINER: And this is because
PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish
CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example
PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
It’s gonna be made of solid gold and sink when launched
Trump: "The US Navy will lead the design of these ships along with me, because I'm a very aesthetic person"
December 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
It’s gonna be made of solid gold and sink when launched
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BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.
![ORDER
For the reasons stated in the accompanying Memorandum Opinion, the Court ORDERS
that:
1. Plaintiffs' [177] Motion for Summary Judgment is GRANTED;
2. Plaintiffs' [178] Motion for Class Certification is GRANTED;
3. Defendants' [182] Motion for Summary Judgment is DENIED; and
4. The Government shall submit its proposal either to facilitate the return
of Plaintiffs to the United States or to otherwise provide them with
hearings that satisfy the requirements of due process by January 5,
2026.
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Case 1:25-cv-00766-JEB
Document 214
Filed 12/22/25
Page 2 of 2
/s/ James E. Boasberg
JAMES E. BOASBERG
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December 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
BREAKING: Judge James Boasberg rules for those deported under the Alien Enemies Act on March 15 — certifying a class, finding the U.S. maintained constructive custody over them at CECOT, finding they were not given due process, and ordering return or that such process be given by Jan. 5, 2026.
Austin Upstairs Regnery College
Bari Weiss literally runs a unaccredited conservative "college" out of a disused apartment store here in Austin containing a marble bust of her own head. Ain't a metaphor in the English language for her whole career that's gonna be more on the nose than that.
December 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Austin Upstairs Regnery College
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Bari Weiss literally runs a unaccredited conservative "college" out of a disused apartment store here in Austin containing a marble bust of her own head. Ain't a metaphor in the English language for her whole career that's gonna be more on the nose than that.
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Bari Weiss literally runs a unaccredited conservative "college" out of a disused apartment store here in Austin containing a marble bust of her own head. Ain't a metaphor in the English language for her whole career that's gonna be more on the nose than that.
He knows he’s dying and desperate for some kind of positive legacy
December 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
He knows he’s dying and desperate for some kind of positive legacy
It's bizarre how parents ever thought corporal punishment was appropriate for their children.
It’s insane how normalized physical violence is towards children. Once you see how horrid it is, it’s impossible to unsee.
My parents stopped spanking my little sister and I at the same time, meaning I got more years of ass whoopings. We have very different relationships to our parents. 🤷🏽♀️
My parents stopped spanking my little sister and I at the same time, meaning I got more years of ass whoopings. We have very different relationships to our parents. 🤷🏽♀️
Members of my family like to tease me about the fact that I don’t believe in hitting kids, but guess what? Nobody plays that mess in front of me. Every kid I know is safer in my presence. You can make fun of me all you want if you’re still gonna give me what I’m looking for. I’ll take it.
December 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
It's bizarre how parents ever thought corporal punishment was appropriate for their children.
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The Hunter Biden laptop story has not been "verified" TO THIS DAY. Republicans came into possession of some of Hunter Biden's data, that much is true. But that cockamamie story about how they came from an abandoned laptop left at a Republican operative's computer repair shop? Be real.
Yet not a word about "dogshit" when Lesley Stahl lied to Trump's face about the Hunter Biden laptop to help Biden in the 2020 election. If you didn't call that out back then, we don't give a shit what you have to say about Weiss now.
Am I clear?
Am I clear?
CBS News insider says the network knew the Hunter Biden Laptop was verified
How Hunter Biden Laptop Got The CBS News Treatment In the 60 Minutes interview with then President Trump, correspondent Lesley Stahl said of the Hunter Biden laptop, “It can’t be verified.” As I w…
www.todayville.com
December 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The Hunter Biden laptop story has not been "verified" TO THIS DAY. Republicans came into possession of some of Hunter Biden's data, that much is true. But that cockamamie story about how they came from an abandoned laptop left at a Republican operative's computer repair shop? Be real.
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The legacy media narrative has been unified in claiming that Jeffrey Epstein abused minors. But how can anyone report that without interviewing Jeffrey Epstein? I asked Alan Dershowitz.
—Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times
—Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times
December 22, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The legacy media narrative has been unified in claiming that Jeffrey Epstein abused minors. But how can anyone report that without interviewing Jeffrey Epstein? I asked Alan Dershowitz.
—Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times
—Bari Weiss, today in the New York Times
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yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
Asking this seriously: has Bari Weiss ever in her career reported out an investigative story?
December 22, 2025 at 6:00 PM
yes. she investigated the case of why everyone at the new york times hated her and discovered that it was because she was too smart and too brave.
Anyone who seeks to have the state of enforce some degree of ideological orthodoxy, whether doxastic or praxic, cannot, by definition, support “free speech.”
December 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Anyone who seeks to have the state of enforce some degree of ideological orthodoxy, whether doxastic or praxic, cannot, by definition, support “free speech.”
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It remains a problem that the president is a malicious toddler.
“He really just hates wind,” the person [familiar with the White House’s deliberations] said.
December 22, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It remains a problem that the president is a malicious toddler.
If you know anything about computer security types, this is bad bad bad.
www.politico.com/news/2025/12...
Good god
“At least six career staffers at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency were suspended with pay this summer after organizing a polygraph test that the agency’s acting director, Madhu Gottumukkala, failed.”
Good god
“At least six career staffers at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency were suspended with pay this summer after organizing a polygraph test that the agency’s acting director, Madhu Gottumukkala, failed.”
Acting CISA director failed a polygraph. Career staff are now under investigation.
At least six career staff were placed on leave after DHS opened an investigation into whether they misled the agency’s acting director, Madhu Gottumukkala, into taking the test.
www.politico.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
If you know anything about computer security types, this is bad bad bad.
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Well, knowing that Tulsi is a Russian agent kind of explains things, doesn’t it?
December 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Well, knowing that Tulsi is a Russian agent kind of explains things, doesn’t it?
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Almost every story Weiss greenlit at the Free Press lacked sufficient context. It's kinda their entire schtick.
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Almost every story Weiss greenlit at the Free Press lacked sufficient context. It's kinda their entire schtick.