Space Moddity (they/them)
@doktormod.bsky.social
a transgender windmill ★ pansexual ★ genderfluid ★ neurodivergent
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Why is my Pornography Box making this strange sound?
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
Wife: That's your phone. Your dentist is calling you.
*Astonished* I have a dentist?!
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peasant wife from the middle ages teleported into a king soopers and losing her mind about a big ass bag of apples
December 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
peasant wife from the middle ages teleported into a king soopers and losing her mind about a big ass bag of apples
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Do wicked no harm kid. Boston Hippocratic oath.
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Do wicked no harm kid. Boston Hippocratic oath.
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Just found out I’m allergic to anything that may contain multitudes
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just found out I’m allergic to anything that may contain multitudes
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butterflies can fart the alphabet
December 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
butterflies can fart the alphabet
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks
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*pokes head out of window*
You there! Boy! What day is this?
Boy: Why, it’s December 1st of course!
Aha! So I still have 24 more days to be a raging asshole! Now fuck right off boy!
You there! Boy! What day is this?
Boy: Why, it’s December 1st of course!
Aha! So I still have 24 more days to be a raging asshole! Now fuck right off boy!
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
*pokes head out of window*
You there! Boy! What day is this?
Boy: Why, it’s December 1st of course!
Aha! So I still have 24 more days to be a raging asshole! Now fuck right off boy!
You there! Boy! What day is this?
Boy: Why, it’s December 1st of course!
Aha! So I still have 24 more days to be a raging asshole! Now fuck right off boy!
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Of all the butters, peanut is the worst lubricant
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Of all the butters, peanut is the worst lubricant
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Just dropped the first chocolate from the advent calendar on the floor, and trying to decide if this is portentous.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just dropped the first chocolate from the advent calendar on the floor, and trying to decide if this is portentous.
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zootopia 2: fire walk with me
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 PM
zootopia 2: fire walk with me
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I hope I have the right fax number for all these skeets...briiiinnng..bee doo bee doo...screeeech...scroooolll....Yep! It's working.
November 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I hope I have the right fax number for all these skeets...briiiinnng..bee doo bee doo...screeeech...scroooolll....Yep! It's working.
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merman and mermaid wtf she ain’t your maid asshole
December 1, 2025 at 5:38 AM
merman and mermaid wtf she ain’t your maid asshole
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lying on my hand until it goes numb so it feels like someone else is touching this raw chicken
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
lying on my hand until it goes numb so it feels like someone else is touching this raw chicken
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If you know what you're doing then know it quietly, I'm trying to make an outline for a step by step subjectivity I can believe in over here
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
If you know what you're doing then know it quietly, I'm trying to make an outline for a step by step subjectivity I can believe in over here
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Why are ghosts always slamming doors? Take your anger issues back to hell, homie
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Why are ghosts always slamming doors? Take your anger issues back to hell, homie
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Retroactively threatening title.
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Retroactively threatening title.
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OH. COME. ON.
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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“Anaconda” is derived from ancient Greek and means “without a conda.”
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
“Anaconda” is derived from ancient Greek and means “without a conda.”
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I am confident usually but I will question my whole existence if a touchscreen doesn't respond to my fingie taps
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I am confident usually but I will question my whole existence if a touchscreen doesn't respond to my fingie taps
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Libra: Libra is on a holiday break, so please enjoy this Classic Sorrowscope from 1637: The Widow Jeffords is a witch! Take heed!!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Libra: Libra is on a holiday break, so please enjoy this Classic Sorrowscope from 1637: The Widow Jeffords is a witch! Take heed!!!
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yo chill I’m just doing my moaning in the reeds it’s fine, it’s called practice
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
yo chill I’m just doing my moaning in the reeds it’s fine, it’s called practice
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instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
instead of doing a muppet version of "knives out" they are doing a version of your birth, with everyone but your mother being a felt muppet. rolf is going to pull a muppet out of her
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When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
December 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
When I was a kid, my grandpa caught me out back smoking a brisket, so he made me cater an entire wedding
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Do you ever follow lights into anywhere cool or do you have some weird thing for swamps
November 30, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Do you ever follow lights into anywhere cool or do you have some weird thing for swamps
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in