RXSarsparilla🎉
@gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
Bluesky's mom. Cool mom, of course. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
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My 4 year old said he was carsick so I dumped the groceries from a plastic bag & passed it back to him with instructions to "throw up inside it." I heard him throw up & looked back to see that he'd put the bag on over his head like a helmet, so the puke fell right out the bottom.
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My 4 year old said he was carsick so I dumped the groceries from a plastic bag & passed it back to him with instructions to "throw up inside it." I heard him throw up & looked back to see that he'd put the bag on over his head like a helmet, so the puke fell right out the bottom.
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"Murder, She Carved Into The Lid Of Her Sarcophagus"
November 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Murder, She Carved Into The Lid Of Her Sarcophagus"
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starting a mosh pit with my emotions
November 10, 2025 at 6:58 PM
starting a mosh pit with my emotions
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social needs a lifetime achievement award.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social needs a lifetime achievement award.
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me, after I try to flirt
a man is carrying a pig on his back while a pig looks on .
Alt: running away scared
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November 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
me, after I try to flirt
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It really is a fun transition for me to go from everything is numb(good), to everything is numb(really fucking bad), all the time…
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It really is a fun transition for me to go from everything is numb(good), to everything is numb(really fucking bad), all the time…
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i know the world is going to end soon and everything, but like why do baby carrots have to be so wet?
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i know the world is going to end soon and everything, but like why do baby carrots have to be so wet?
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gonna find all the Ann Geddes babies and recreate their photographs as adults
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 PM
gonna find all the Ann Geddes babies and recreate their photographs as adults
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today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
today is my bsky anniversary so I just want to say: I will never stop terrorizing you. you will not win.
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started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
November 9, 2025 at 6:04 AM
started from the bottom, now we here (a new bottom)
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Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
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I'm running out of time to run a golf cart into a fruit stand.
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm running out of time to run a golf cart into a fruit stand.
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A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 PM
A jury of my peers? 12 emotionally available sweethearts?!
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My husband said, “You don’t have to announce every time you’re going to the bathroom.” So anyway, I just ordered a megaphone.
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
My husband said, “You don’t have to announce every time you’re going to the bathroom.” So anyway, I just ordered a megaphone.
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The 50-year mortgage: because Sisyphus needs company. 😡
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The 50-year mortgage: because Sisyphus needs company. 😡
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a good lawyer name would be Lou Pole
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
a good lawyer name would be Lou Pole
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Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Grief eventually leads to joy, which you'll know when you've cried so hard your nose makes a noise just like a clown's nose being honked
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My son asked if I could pack the same snack in his lunch again and I said, "Oh, wow! So you liked it???" He replied, "No, I hated it, that's why I want it again." It was quiet in the car for a second, then he added, "I'm working on my scarcasm."
November 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My son asked if I could pack the same snack in his lunch again and I said, "Oh, wow! So you liked it???" He replied, "No, I hated it, that's why I want it again." It was quiet in the car for a second, then he added, "I'm working on my scarcasm."
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5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?
me: no, there's no oxygen
5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?
me: then yes
5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?
me: then no
5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?
me: is someone paying you to do this?
me: no, there's no oxygen
5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?
me: then yes
5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?
me: then no
5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?
me: is someone paying you to do this?
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
5 year old: can you breathe on the moon?
me: no, there's no oxygen
5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?
me: then yes
5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?
me: then no
5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?
me: is someone paying you to do this?
me: no, there's no oxygen
5 year old: what if you had an oxygen tank?
me: then yes
5 year old: what if the oxygen tank was empty?
me: then no
5 year old: what if you refilled it with oxygen?
me: is someone paying you to do this?
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for the potato fears not death
December 31, 2024 at 1:55 PM
for the potato fears not death
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“It’s a dog door, a DOG door. Now, one more time, what are you?”
[sigh] “I’m a horse.”
“That’s right Jim, you’re a horse.”
[sigh] “I’m a horse.”
“That’s right Jim, you’re a horse.”
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
“It’s a dog door, a DOG door. Now, one more time, what are you?”
[sigh] “I’m a horse.”
“That’s right Jim, you’re a horse.”
[sigh] “I’m a horse.”
“That’s right Jim, you’re a horse.”
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If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it
November 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
If work tomorrow is as frustrating as it was today, I'm literally going to sit in a corner and rock back and forth about it
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires