NurseBrianRN
@nursebrianrn.bsky.social
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
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it’s carribean, not carribean. and you can’t convince me otherwise.
December 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
it’s carribean, not carribean. and you can’t convince me otherwise.
i’m dreaming of a white christmas. -nick fuentes, probably
December 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
i’m dreaming of a white christmas. -nick fuentes, probably
not saying i have a problem, but i did help the ladies at my Taco Bell decorate for christmas.
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
not saying i have a problem, but i did help the ladies at my Taco Bell decorate for christmas.
i only select the freshest, most organic produce…
to slowly rot in my veggie drawer every week.
to slowly rot in my veggie drawer every week.
December 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
i only select the freshest, most organic produce…
to slowly rot in my veggie drawer every week.
to slowly rot in my veggie drawer every week.
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When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
December 6, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you bury me can you leave one leg out of the casket so I don't get hot?
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Thinking about cultivating a sweet ben franklin mullet
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Thinking about cultivating a sweet ben franklin mullet
fully rubbed one out to my Yanni Live at the Acropolis cd.
December 6, 2025 at 1:08 AM
fully rubbed one out to my Yanni Live at the Acropolis cd.
cause of death: someone turned on the god damn overhead lighting
December 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
cause of death: someone turned on the god damn overhead lighting
Small-town girl who made it big in the city moves back home. She meets a loud-mouthed, blue collar guy who opens her up to love & Christmas & stuff. She adopts a homeless dog. It snows. Some children in a choir sing. It snows again.
-every Hallmark Channel Christmas movie
-every Hallmark Channel Christmas movie
December 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Small-town girl who made it big in the city moves back home. She meets a loud-mouthed, blue collar guy who opens her up to love & Christmas & stuff. She adopts a homeless dog. It snows. Some children in a choir sing. It snows again.
-every Hallmark Channel Christmas movie
-every Hallmark Channel Christmas movie
i’m the Christmas ornament you strategically place at the back of the tree.
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i’m the Christmas ornament you strategically place at the back of the tree.
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Nurse: im going to take your blood pressure
Me, high af: can i live without it?
Me, high af: can i live without it?
December 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Nurse: im going to take your blood pressure
Me, high af: can i live without it?
Me, high af: can i live without it?
santa’s on break, kid. scram!
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
santa’s on break, kid. scram!
masturbated to John Tesh Live on dvd. again.
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
masturbated to John Tesh Live on dvd. again.
this is the kind of news you need in your feed
December 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
this is the kind of news you need in your feed
‘Tis the season to watch Love Actually until your eyes pour blood.
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
‘Tis the season to watch Love Actually until your eyes pour blood.
historical evidence that war was really, really gay
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
historical evidence that war was really, really gay
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giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
giggling uncontrollably every time my lawyer says pro bono
babe, wake up! a new gay slur just dropped:
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
babe, wake up! a new gay slur just dropped:
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i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
September 11, 2025 at 12:00 PM
i thought a labubu was a vagina injury
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me explaining moby dick even though i only know the first sentence: ishmael is just his nickname his real name is moby dick
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
me explaining moby dick even though i only know the first sentence: ishmael is just his nickname his real name is moby dick
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When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
December 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following:
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
1. I am making it up
2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject
3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
not many people know this, but phil collins tried to murder me on a boat once.
December 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
not many people know this, but phil collins tried to murder me on a boat once.
sorry, sir. you just missed!
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
sorry, sir. you just missed!
this was also the name of my goth band in high school
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
this was also the name of my goth band in high school