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It’s been 2 months… so I’m really struggling to understand why I don’t yet have 100 million followers constantly liking every funny or fucked up thing I say(!?).
I delete stuff and it’s gone forever; right?
I don’t think palantir should exist maybe.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk on how to be highlighted on the list we are all already on.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk on how to be highlighted on the list we are all already on.
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I delete stuff and it’s gone forever; right?
Somebody please dangle for me a shiny object…
November 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Somebody please dangle for me a shiny object…
My tank has bullet proof doors but I need to jump it…
November 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My tank has bullet proof doors but I need to jump it…
I feel like one side of my bed is wider than the other…
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I feel like one side of my bed is wider than the other…
I think I might just walk around and take pictures of shit.
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I think I might just walk around and take pictures of shit.
Well it looks like I’m back on my bullshit. How do I change my name?
November 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Well it looks like I’m back on my bullshit. How do I change my name?
I wish I could still trust people but it’s become impossible not to squint.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I wish I could still trust people but it’s become impossible not to squint.
I got one of those astronauts laser guys for thanksgiving that blind the fuck out of you
November 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I got one of those astronauts laser guys for thanksgiving that blind the fuck out of you
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Your pets being unwell is one of the most anxiety-inducing things because they can’t tell you what’s troubling them.
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November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Your pets being unwell is one of the most anxiety-inducing things because they can’t tell you what’s troubling them.
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when I was a little kid I thought that all dogs were boys and all cats were girls
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
when I was a little kid I thought that all dogs were boys and all cats were girls
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i fucking love sleeping, dude
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
i fucking love sleeping, dude
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idk maybe i'm just an old soul.
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
idk maybe i'm just an old soul.
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There are rainbows in your life, even though the sun might not always shine
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
There are rainbows in your life, even though the sun might not always shine
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Giving up one addiction for another addiction because every person who’s an addictive personality needs something to be addicted to.
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Giving up one addiction for another addiction because every person who’s an addictive personality needs something to be addicted to.
My life is so stressful… sometimes I avoid opening Bluesky right away because I’m just not ready to find out what bullshit I probably wrote yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
My life is so stressful… sometimes I avoid opening Bluesky right away because I’m just not ready to find out what bullshit I probably wrote yesterday.
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Anyways, sorry about that; got a little carried away there
November 28, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Anyways, sorry about that; got a little carried away there
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Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
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Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Them: any plans for Christmas?
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
Me: yeah! dissociating but like with a festive nail color
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Need to thin the herd here with some actual thoughts in my head
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Need to thin the herd here with some actual thoughts in my head
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all my posts are half off today
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
all my posts are half off today
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today acting all presently tensed
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
today acting all presently tensed
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I like my women how I like my deviled eggs, evil af
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I like my women how I like my deviled eggs, evil af