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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 1h

The only time I’ve nothing murderous running through my mind is when my mouth’s full of food.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 1h

My psychiatrist thinks we should see other people, my personalities feel cheated & the voices aren’t taking the breakup very well.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Oct 11

A one eyed rotting corpse stares in the mirror stating “I’m fine.”

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 2d

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.

A portrait of a woman at a table have tea and a cigarette. She is resting her head on her hand as her arm is settled on the table. She is unconcerned and doesn’t give one shit as her bored expression indicates, not one poop

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 2d

So the robot malfunctioned whilst “making love” to the victim ?

(me being a forensic scientist in the near future examining a clump of indistinguishable human remains)

Sure okay send in the clown

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 2d

Bubble up,baby

(first date)

Futuristic photo of a woman in a orange hooded slicker encased in a clear bubble suit

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Eugreenia @eugreenia.bsky.social · 1d

Busy day traveling to my aunt’s, setting up her new computer, catching up with her and my sister and playing with Jelly Bean, my sister’s dog

I was on Bean duty while my sister grabbed the dinner order. Bean disliked how we split responsibilities

A tan mega-Chihuahua in a pink harness. She’s sitting on a grassy knoll, watching the door of the restaurant across the street

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☠Ghost Inside A Dream☠ 🐢🎨🧜‍♀️🎪🎠 @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 5h

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☠Ghost Inside A Dream☠ 🐢🎨🧜‍♀️🎪🎠 @railroadofsin.bsky.social · Oct 3

Find someone who gets the weird stuff you have to hide normally and loves you for it.

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bn8sy.bsky.social @bn8sy.bsky.social · 3h

🤍

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Anna K. @annakkowalkowski.bsky.social · 2h

here

have a little void to scream into

As a treat

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Oct 5

I demand entry into all skircles.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 21d

Another duplicitous mother fucker, and some people wonder why I spend all my time alone.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 2h

I nearly said good afternoon to my neighbour but it came out as fuck no.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 2h

I rely on medication not people, people are cunts.

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 2h

I asked my GP if breathing was right for me & now he’s consulting with other doctors about which institute would be best suited for me.

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show me your kitties @frickinferal.bsky.social · Apr 1

Sometimes I wonder if the cat in my shower tile is my only friend, but then I realize that’s ridiculous because, of course, I always have the flaming unicorn too.