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This is my best post. That's why it's pinned.
Remember folks, if you're cold then the crazed man wearing the filthy Santa suit that lurks in the woods behind your house is cold too. LET THEM IN.
December 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Remember folks, if you're cold then the crazed man wearing the filthy Santa suit that lurks in the woods behind your house is cold too. LET THEM IN.
Cocaine so white that it subscribes to Heather Cox Richardson's Substack.
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Cocaine so white that it subscribes to Heather Cox Richardson's Substack.
Getting tangled up in the reigns and being drug along the ground by a runaway horse could fix me.
December 5, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Getting tangled up in the reigns and being drug along the ground by a runaway horse could fix me.
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It’s time for one of my favourite holiday memes.
Keep making good trouble, friends.
Keep making good trouble, friends.
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It’s time for one of my favourite holiday memes.
Keep making good trouble, friends.
Keep making good trouble, friends.
Making hating Trump your whole personality must be exhausting.
December 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Making hating Trump your whole personality must be exhausting.
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i am fully convinced that blue resist liberals are actually just 11 year olds that wanna troll but don’t wanna get grounded for swearing
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i am fully convinced that blue resist liberals are actually just 11 year olds that wanna troll but don’t wanna get grounded for swearing
Everyone that was involved in the creation of those Liberty Mutual television commercials should be sent to annoying asshole re-education camp.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Everyone that was involved in the creation of those Liberty Mutual television commercials should be sent to annoying asshole re-education camp.
It seems that the murder that was committed looks more and more like a war crime as we learn more. But, I will wait for more information to come to light before I make a judgement about it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It seems that the murder that was committed looks more and more like a war crime as we learn more. But, I will wait for more information to come to light before I make a judgement about it.
I installed ArchLinux so now I'm legally obligated to tell everyone i encounter that I use ArchLinux.
a man wearing a hat with the words i use arch btw on the bottom
ALT: a man wearing a hat with the words i use arch btw on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I installed ArchLinux so now I'm legally obligated to tell everyone i encounter that I use ArchLinux.
I know there's a lot going on but I think It's important to never forget that Israel is fucking evil.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I know there's a lot going on but I think It's important to never forget that Israel is fucking evil.
Logging in to chat with my own personal Jesus!
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Only $9.99 per month through Heaven Streaming+
An all new religion streaming service brought to you by God Inc.
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Only $9.99 per month through Heaven Streaming+
An all new religion streaming service brought to you by God Inc.
December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Logging in to chat with my own personal Jesus!
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Only $9.99 per month through Heaven Streaming+
An all new religion streaming service brought to you by God Inc.
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Only $9.99 per month through Heaven Streaming+
An all new religion streaming service brought to you by God Inc.
Pete Hegseth slicks his hair back every morning with the grease drippings from the deep fried rat meat he eats for breakfast.
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Pete Hegseth slicks his hair back every morning with the grease drippings from the deep fried rat meat he eats for breakfast.
The neighbor is upset with me because I built a nest and laid eggs in his tool shed.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The neighbor is upset with me because I built a nest and laid eggs in his tool shed.
Starting a hard hitting, in depth, political podcast where each episode is just an audio clip of me farting into a microphone
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Starting a hard hitting, in depth, political podcast where each episode is just an audio clip of me farting into a microphone
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Helpraiser
Remarkable assist by @focusisfragile.bsky.social
Remarkable assist by @focusisfragile.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Helpraiser
Remarkable assist by @focusisfragile.bsky.social
Remarkable assist by @focusisfragile.bsky.social
We've spent so much time looking for the clit that we've completely neglected to look for the clit within ourselves.
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 AM
We've spent so much time looking for the clit that we've completely neglected to look for the clit within ourselves.
I need one of these for any flying reindeer that happen to invade my airspace. 🦌🔫
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I need one of these for any flying reindeer that happen to invade my airspace. 🦌🔫
Sure, things are looking pretty bleak out there.. But, at least I'm a loser with not much else to lose.
Always keep on the sunny side of life, IMO. 😀
Always keep on the sunny side of life, IMO. 😀
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Sure, things are looking pretty bleak out there.. But, at least I'm a loser with not much else to lose.
Always keep on the sunny side of life, IMO. 😀
Always keep on the sunny side of life, IMO. 😀
Looking great today, sir! Whatever embalming fluid you're using.. it's doing wonders! Very life-like!
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Looking great today, sir! Whatever embalming fluid you're using.. it's doing wonders! Very life-like!
I lost half a gram of cocaine once. That probably saved at least 1200 lives.
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I lost half a gram of cocaine once. That probably saved at least 1200 lives.
I have gotten really good at staring blankly at a wall, mouth agape, while drooling.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I have gotten really good at staring blankly at a wall, mouth agape, while drooling.
President Drowsy Don
~*~The Sleepiest Boy~*~
~*~The Sleepiest Boy~*~
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
President Drowsy Don
~*~The Sleepiest Boy~*~
~*~The Sleepiest Boy~*~
Funniest guy I know wrote a new bit.
It's just going around to groups of people and saying "I am become meme!" over and over.
It's just going around to groups of people and saying "I am become meme!" over and over.
December 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Funniest guy I know wrote a new bit.
It's just going around to groups of people and saying "I am become meme!" over and over.
It's just going around to groups of people and saying "I am become meme!" over and over.
As a person that remembers the Collateral Murder video, this is driving me insane. Have I crossed over into some sort of bizarro crazy kookoo alternate timeline?
And suddenly the media is concerned about American war crimes.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 PM
As a person that remembers the Collateral Murder video, this is driving me insane. Have I crossed over into some sort of bizarro crazy kookoo alternate timeline?
It's a little early for this sort of thing, don't you think?
December 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
It's a little early for this sort of thing, don't you think?