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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 3h

Who better to bring life to the technology that ends humanity than the person that first warns us of it's danger?

Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 4h

The more I look at it, the more I'm overcome with a feeling of dread. Could this neck pussy be the source from which all MAGA evil flows?

Can it be contained? Can it be stopped?

It is my fear that the neck pussy will soon consume us all within its fleshy chasm of evil.

👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1d

computer: enhance 🧐

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 5h

How am I suppose to explain Trump's neck pussy to my children (Jaymathan age 10 and Brilynnea age 7)? They are way too young to have to deal with such confusion. He needs to start covering that thing up with a stylish scarf or something.

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 5h

He showed it to the guy in the middle and he said "Ew, too old!"

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John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 8h

Doctors at John Hopkins say the President suffers from “Sexy Librarian Bending Over to Pick Up a Book Neck”

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 8h

a cartoon duck wearing a purple hat and a black suit .

ALT: a cartoon duck wearing a purple hat and a black suit .

media.tenor.com

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 8h

This is some top shelf loser shit. well done, idiot.

Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 8h

lmao everything about this... uh.. Poster? is.. just.. ROFL.

The fuck? hahahaha

Don Lemon @donlemonofficial.bsky.social · 3d

I'm LIVE on Twitch: twitch.tv/donlemon

Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 8h

Or you could just sit in it and wait for it to just inevitably burst into flames. No need to ruin a perfectly good pool.

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 9h

Umm, not true... I'm sure a few people will get fired over this.

And by fired I mean they will be given paid positions at some other arm of the fascist funding machine until this whole sorted affair blows over.

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 9h

Dang! Loosen that tie and let that neck pussy get some air, bro!

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 9h

I'm gonna have to lie down for a while until this disoriented feeling passes and the world starts making sense again.

Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 9h

Young republicans.. racist? what is this? some sort of crazy mixed up bizarro world where it ISN'T the left that are the "REAL" racists?!!?

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 10h

POLITICO: “.. They referred to Black people as monkeys and ‘the watermelon people’ and mused about putting their political opponents in gas chambers. They talked about raping their enemies .. and lauded Republicans who they believed support slavery.

@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 11h

It's extremely funny that his comb-over has gotten so thin that it looks like a skylight from this angle.

Not to mention that his neck pussy appears to be sprouting out new auxiliary neck pussies. lmao.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18h

They showed his neck vagina. That’s what he’s really upset about.

Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 11h

One of the simple joys of owning a large yard is getting a really good buzz on, hopping on a riding mower and mowing that sh!t.

It's incredibly zen.

Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 12h

The combover is getting so thin that from this angle it looks like a skylight. Lol

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Joe Walsh @walshfreedom.bsky.social · 1d

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 13h

What a travesty...

That the American legal system permitted such an absurd argument to travel so far up the appeal ladder.

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 13h

WASHINGTON (AP) - Supreme Court rejects Alex Jones' appeal of $1.4 billion judgment for calling Sandy Hook school shooting a hoax.

@apnews.com

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 20h

You win this round of denim on denim. Everyone else can just pack it up.

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 21h

The funniest thing about this commercial is that the jingle sounds just like every other johnny cash "song"

Same delivery, same cadence, same vocal range

fast food ass fraud.

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 21h

TL:DR Johnny Cash®️ is to music what Taco Bell®️ is to Mexican Food. Pure fucking marketing

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0o...

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 21h

Basically, My argument is this:

Johnny Cash sucks not just because he is very untalented, that is irrefutable. It is also because of what he represents:

A very terrible product that was extremely well marketed by a series of very unscrupulous, yet skilled, industry insiders very successfully.

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 21h

People got so caught up in the story getting sold to them by slick suited industry men in the background that they got completely blinded to his OBVIOUS lack of vocal and musical talent.

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 22h

Sprinkle a little jesus on a redemption arc, dress it in a black suit and boom: Marketing gold.

Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 22h

The best thing that ever happened to Johnny Cash's career was June Carter. I believe it was her, and more importantly, her family's deep ties to the country music industry that was able to resurrect a rockabilly failure and transformed him into a country music fraud.

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Cigarette @smokecigarettes.bsky.social · 22h

The best thing that ever happened to Johnny Cash's career was June Carter. I believe it was her, and more importantly, her family's deep ties to the country music industry that was able to resurrect a rockabilly failure and transformed him into a country music fraud.

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