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Here's three out of five of my cats.😺
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Here's three out of five of my cats.😺
I know there's a lot going on but I think It's important to never forget that Israel is fucking evil.
December 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I know there's a lot going on but I think It's important to never forget that Israel is fucking evil.
Logging in to chat with my own personal Jesus!
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Someone who's there
Only $9.99 per month through Heaven Streaming+
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December 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Logging in to chat with my own personal Jesus!
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Only $9.99 per month through Heaven Streaming+
An all new religion streaming service brought to you by God Inc.
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who's there
Only $9.99 per month through Heaven Streaming+
An all new religion streaming service brought to you by God Inc.
I need one of these for any flying reindeer that happen to invade my airspace. 🦌🔫
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I need one of these for any flying reindeer that happen to invade my airspace. 🦌🔫
Looking great today, sir! Whatever embalming fluid you're using.. it's doing wonders! Very life-like!
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Looking great today, sir! Whatever embalming fluid you're using.. it's doing wonders! Very life-like!
I think you'll find that the following info-graphic thoroughly refutes your stance on this issue.
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think you'll find that the following info-graphic thoroughly refutes your stance on this issue.
I never understood why there was two gandalfs. that's stupid!
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I never understood why there was two gandalfs. that's stupid!
No need to explain, Der Svvifties. We all see what's going on here...
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
No need to explain, Der Svvifties. We all see what's going on here...
Time to crack some pajama wearing heads, IMO.
December 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Time to crack some pajama wearing heads, IMO.
Finally, my nemesis appears. Prepare for battle!
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Finally, my nemesis appears. Prepare for battle!
Yeah, she writes her own stuff in the sense that she's in the same room when it gets written and produced sometimes (as far as her biggest hits are concerned.)
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Yeah, she writes her own stuff in the sense that she's in the same room when it gets written and produced sometimes (as far as her biggest hits are concerned.)
I have a similar cat. He is never awake to judge me.
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I have a similar cat. He is never awake to judge me.
MFers be like: "So, how'd you like the green bean casserole?"
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
MFers be like: "So, how'd you like the green bean casserole?"
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
I gotta be real with you, fam... The Macy's parade was a bit underwhelming this year.
November 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I gotta be real with you, fam... The Macy's parade was a bit underwhelming this year.
Big shout out to Uncle Raymund for bringing this year's tabletop games for the whole family to enjoy!
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Big shout out to Uncle Raymund for bringing this year's tabletop games for the whole family to enjoy!
My Aunt Brylyndia really knocked it out of the park with the dessert this year!
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My Aunt Brylyndia really knocked it out of the park with the dessert this year!
Big shout out to my mom for making my favorite Thanksgiving dish! #thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Big shout out to my mom for making my favorite Thanksgiving dish! #thanksgiving
We decided to have a more traditional meal this year for Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We decided to have a more traditional meal this year for Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving dinner is served!
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Thanksgiving dinner is served!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Like it or not, this is what peak male performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Like it or not, this is what peak male performance looks like.
Dr. Rockso was canonically a Juggalo
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Dr. Rockso was canonically a Juggalo
Wake up, babe. A new cure for COVID and Autism just dropped
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Wake up, babe. A new cure for COVID and Autism just dropped
This was the future of driving that they took from you.
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This was the future of driving that they took from you.