Idle
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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
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I can't make you love me but I can certainly make you hate me
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I can't make you love me but I can certainly make you hate me
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When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
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I miss having Halloween candy in the drawer and eating five mini chocolate bars
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I miss having Halloween candy in the drawer and eating five mini chocolate bars
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This might be the longest day in the history of days
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This might be the longest day in the history of days
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Okay who wants a sandwich.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Okay who wants a sandwich.
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Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes.
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Mistakes were made. Delicious mistakes.
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I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I like to go to zen gardens and shout at things.
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all balls are amazeballs if you live with enough wonder
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
all balls are amazeballs if you live with enough wonder
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Wouldn’t it be amazing if there actually is a guardian angel hovering over you curious and funny cheering you on you and your chaotic life
Singing
Be unafraid Jump Make noise
while they bask in the glow of your quirkiness and light
Imagine if you are perfect right in this moment
Imagine
Singing
Be unafraid Jump Make noise
while they bask in the glow of your quirkiness and light
Imagine if you are perfect right in this moment
Imagine
November 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Wouldn’t it be amazing if there actually is a guardian angel hovering over you curious and funny cheering you on you and your chaotic life
Singing
Be unafraid Jump Make noise
while they bask in the glow of your quirkiness and light
Imagine if you are perfect right in this moment
Imagine
Singing
Be unafraid Jump Make noise
while they bask in the glow of your quirkiness and light
Imagine if you are perfect right in this moment
Imagine
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I'm starting to suspect people aren't jumping off of anything real quick when they get off a phone call
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'm starting to suspect people aren't jumping off of anything real quick when they get off a phone call
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Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Him: "why are you naked?"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
Me: "im eating lasagna"
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the adventures of deer god and jesus fucking christ
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
the adventures of deer god and jesus fucking christ
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Love me, take me to outer space
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Love me, take me to outer space
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Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Im a fraud. I eat trail mix but never go on a trail. I drink Gatorade but no part of me is gator. I buy kind bars and throw them at people
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Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
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I faked happy..exhausted.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I faked happy..exhausted.
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
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people who leave family gatherings happy are totally unrelatable to me.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
people who leave family gatherings happy are totally unrelatable to me.
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We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
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Post dinner roleplay: I'll be a cute dog and you can rub my belly.
November 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Post dinner roleplay: I'll be a cute dog and you can rub my belly.
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Might watch some Thanksgiving porn.
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Might watch some Thanksgiving porn.
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Forget a roomba. I want a little robot coffee table that brings me my drink.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Forget a roomba. I want a little robot coffee table that brings me my drink.
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every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
every time someone saves one of my posts I think holy shit they're gathering evidence
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I guess when we run out of fossil fuels I'll put an angry gorilla under my truck hood.
September 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I guess when we run out of fossil fuels I'll put an angry gorilla under my truck hood.
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I feel a fake migraine coming on
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I feel a fake migraine coming on