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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 9d

I forgot my wallet so I’m hoping maybe we can settle this some other way?

*eyebrow waggle

Her: Once again sir, the library no longer charges for overdue books. Please go home.

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 35m

If the soft spot in my skull ever hardens up I’m going to start picking fights

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Hollow Doll @hollowdoll.bsky.social · 5d

Wielding my words like a scalpel and my heart like a hand grenade

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 1h

It's Sunday night, that means we fearfully, yet longingly stare into the void.

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Retsoor @retsoor.bsky.social · 2h

sry I lost control of my tambourine during your eulogy

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1h

My 75 year old dad wants to talk to you about vape mods.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1h

[from the shower] I’m all outta Dove
I’m soapless without you
I'll never get clean
Now that you are all gone
*grabs shampoo mic*
IM ALL OUTTA DOVE

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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 2h

It's never too late to learn new information, but it is definitely too late to do anything useful with it.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 22h

(whistle blows)

Okay, everybody. Time for a 2:30 a.m. fusion taco break.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 5h

I only stay disappointed so I don't get hopeful.

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

Make sure to talk to your kids about existential dread

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 4d

*doing shots of Mountain Dew

Still punk as fuck.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 6h

I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 5h

Life was so much easier, before my prefrontal cortex was fully developed.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 5h

Sending good vibes

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 1d

I’d like to speak to the fantasy version of you I’ve created in my head plz

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Jade Van Kley @backlinenurse.bsky.social · 10d

does anyone have time to swing by and hit me in the head with a brick

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 6h

aren't there any hours of the day that aren't irish?

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 5h

All my years of ninja training finally paid off when I was able to open a pull top can without alerting my cats

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

you are so wrong eating cold lasagna in a dark closet means i’m winning life

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 1d

I've really got to stop buying these generic brands. Somehow, this Hamburger Enabler just doesn't taste quite the same.

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 12h

Your horoscope for today:
Be like a mimosa - sweet, effervescent, and for some, headache inducing.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 2d

I'm so much more attractive in the Fall.

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Jackie Bouvier @jackiebouvier.bsky.social · 2d

I don't give a fuck I'll repost something with a typo in it. I'm a fucking rebel.

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👻BOO(P)👻 @frozenbodyparts.bsky.social · 5h

I will post for as long as it takes.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 6h

me, during turbulence on a flight: omg i think we’re gonna crash aaaarrrrggghhh !!

also me: i’ll have the goldfish crackers. and the plantains. thanks

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