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5th grade spelling bee champ. Occasionally funny. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rky4t4nqkzx5muzi5cu5cgyi/feed/aaaadakzrlcgq I’d have a second link sorted by popularity but then you’d know they all suck

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · Dec 28

[petting two cats] I’m so good at petting two cats at once with my two arms

[a third cat approaches] fuck

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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 18h

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

weratedogs v
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BORDER PATROC
ICE AGENTS KILL DOG
DURING UNLAWFUL SEARCH, REFUSE TO RENDER AID, AND LEAVE WITHOUT IDENTIFYING THEMSELVES

weratedogs This is Chop. He was shot and killed by masked assailants in plain clothes who go by ICE.
Unsurprisingly, they did not care enough to help the family as they tried to save him. Even more unsurprising, they did not find any evidence of the migrants they were there to terrorize in the first place.
Do not open your door for these fucking losers. Rest easy Chop
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CBP Office of Professional Responsibility:
202-344-1808
JointIntake@cbp.dhs.gov
El Paso Border Patrol Sector:
915-834-8400
fpfelpaso@cbp.dhs.gov
Rep. Veronica Escobar (El Paso):
915-541-1400
veronica.escobar@mail.house.gov

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frighty pinner @fattypinner.bsky.social · 12h

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 12h

The blue hoodie is a nice touch

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 18h

After that I have nothing to look forward to until February. It’s gonna be a long winter lol

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 18h

Yes my show is in 5 days

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 19h

I use the term fix fairly loosely

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 19h

I fixed the fence, that’s enough working for my day off

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 19h

I like soft boiled or poached eggs too. Anything with runny yolk and I’m happy

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 20h

The yolk is the best part, it makes me sad lol

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 20h

The yolk broke when I was making this egg sandwich so I might as well give up on the whole day now

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 22h

My dog isn’t listening when I’m trying to tell her that she sounds like a motorcycle right now. It’s like she doesn’t even care

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

I’ll microdose my vacation until I can get a real one if I have to

amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

I should note that I don’t mind this exam but it’s not hard and they need to be doing them too

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

I saw our schedule was light tomorrow and talked my boss into giving me the day off. I didn’t mention that there’s an exam on the schedule that they always have me do because they don’t like doing it…lol sorry folks, guess you’re gonna have to do your job

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 1d

hmm? this? it's my emotional support bag of Reese's pumpkins

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

I put French onion dip on sandwiches too. I don’t like mayo and it works so well

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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 1d

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They don’t really serve Dr Pepper Zero anywhere but I would if I could

It’s called the Frenchman (mushroom & Swiss with French onion dip & fried onions)

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 1d

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Unsweet tea, light ice
Mushroom and Swiss, medium
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 1d

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Jack and Diet Coke
Most of the time, their biggest cheeseburger
Sucker Punch

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 1d

why is it so embarrassing when you don't have a specific item in your house. like I've gone 20 years without needing a wire stripper, but now dad's friend Keith is asking if I have one and I'm standing here like a wire-stripperless chump