amber the red-nosed kitty
@amberkitty.bsky.social
5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
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God: I’m gonna give them eyelashes to keep stuff from getting in their eyes
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Angel: great idea, where do the eyelashes go when they fall out?
God: ok you’re gonna laugh
Good news kids, sometimes if you ignore your problems they DO solve themselves in actual good ways
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Good news kids, sometimes if you ignore your problems they DO solve themselves in actual good ways
I’ll be in this hole if anyone needs me. Someone let me know when it’s safe to come out
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I’ll be in this hole if anyone needs me. Someone let me know when it’s safe to come out
Putting on pants is for losers
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Putting on pants is for losers
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wishing I could hang out with tippy toe in her tree today
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
wishing I could hang out with tippy toe in her tree today
How are we already at the end of the season
November 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
How are we already at the end of the season
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MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
ME: it-it's not mine i swear
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Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
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The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
My dog just barked at me for being in the kitchen. Bitch I pay all the bills
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My dog just barked at me for being in the kitchen. Bitch I pay all the bills
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If you have truck nuts on your Dodge Ram are they called Dodgeballs?
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you have truck nuts on your Dodge Ram are they called Dodgeballs?
The neighbor’s dog just opened my back door. Hi Gizmo, come on in I guess
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The neighbor’s dog just opened my back door. Hi Gizmo, come on in I guess
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No thanks, Doritos, I prefer my ranch a little nerdy.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
No thanks, Doritos, I prefer my ranch a little nerdy.
This might be the longest day in the history of days
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This might be the longest day in the history of days
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I love thanksgiving because I spend so much time stressing cooking food just to take like 12 bites and go "whew Im full"
November 27, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I love thanksgiving because I spend so much time stressing cooking food just to take like 12 bites and go "whew Im full"
It’s pie time! Now that I can celebrate
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
It’s pie time! Now that I can celebrate
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Welcome to today’s episode of Drunk Plumbing, I’ll be your host
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Welcome to today’s episode of Drunk Plumbing, I’ll be your host
And I’m thankful for those who make this shitty world a little more bearable, either by making me laugh or being supportive or just by being a distraction from all the bullshit without even knowing it. Some of you know who you are. Ok that’s enough of that
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
And I’m thankful for those who make this shitty world a little more bearable, either by making me laugh or being supportive or just by being a distraction from all the bullshit without even knowing it. Some of you know who you are. Ok that’s enough of that
I’m thankful that none of my irls are on bluesky. Or if they are they don’t know I am
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I’m thankful that none of my irls are on bluesky. Or if they are they don’t know I am
I’m gonna steal Sterling
November 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’m gonna steal Sterling
I think I’ve washed my hands about 87 times and I haven’t even cooked very much yet
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I think I’ve washed my hands about 87 times and I haven’t even cooked very much yet
My daughter just said “happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for you, or whatever they say”. Uhh thanks I think?
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My daughter just said “happy Thanksgiving. I’m thankful for you, or whatever they say”. Uhh thanks I think?
I may be a lost cause. I was legitimately wondering why I’m already hungry. Forgot breakfast is a thing
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I may be a lost cause. I was legitimately wondering why I’m already hungry. Forgot breakfast is a thing