fatty pinner
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fatty pinner
@fattypinner.bsky.social
· Nov 29
sorry babe, the impostor syndrome stays ON during [everything]
this is Poppy. Poppy puked in the hallway and is now trapped because she is scared of puke
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
this is Poppy. Poppy puked in the hallway and is now trapped because she is scared of puke
my milkshake brings all the boys to the town
and they’re like “we’re back in the town
damn right, we’re back in the town”
and they’re like “we’re back in the town
damn right, we’re back in the town”
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
my milkshake brings all the boys to the town
and they’re like “we’re back in the town
damn right, we’re back in the town”
and they’re like “we’re back in the town
damn right, we’re back in the town”
Chekhov’s boys will go back to town in the third act
Schrödinger’s boy’s are simultaneously back in town and not back in town, until you sing about them
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Chekhov’s boys will go back to town in the third act
i was once called a “Donovan apologist”
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 AM
i was once called a “Donovan apologist”
iNtRoDuCe YoUrSeLf wiTh aNiMaLs yOuVe sEeN iN tHe wiLd
bitch i live in Canada. i have whacked a black bear in the ass with my cane on more than one occasion. i’ve had a family of skunks try to climb my leg
bitch i live in Canada. i have whacked a black bear in the ass with my cane on more than one occasion. i’ve had a family of skunks try to climb my leg
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
iNtRoDuCe YoUrSeLf wiTh aNiMaLs yOuVe sEeN iN tHe wiLd
bitch i live in Canada. i have whacked a black bear in the ass with my cane on more than one occasion. i’ve had a family of skunks try to climb my leg
bitch i live in Canada. i have whacked a black bear in the ass with my cane on more than one occasion. i’ve had a family of skunks try to climb my leg
can you fuckers wait just like 2 more days? it’s not even december yet jesus
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
can you fuckers wait just like 2 more days? it’s not even december yet jesus
i will kill any person who loads the dishwasher wrong. even if it’s a beautiful woman. even if it’s a nobleman or royal personage
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 AM
i will kill any person who loads the dishwasher wrong. even if it’s a beautiful woman. even if it’s a nobleman or royal personage
![anakin: “i will put numbers on those doors”
padme [smiling]: “and of course you’ll do it in numerical order right?”
anakin: [just looks at her]
padme [no longer smiling] “you’ll do it in numerical order right?”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wvnm7zeiaofid4byjwhfxbs5/bafkreig7sqw5lg6nu6smbvmw3pfz4ytffmitm7hvhtzenuqdnmvyjpzyvu@jpeg)
oh i’m bringing a bunch of hip hop too, just in case. not gonna go through the whole list but here’s a highlight:
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
oh i’m bringing a bunch of hip hop too, just in case. not gonna go through the whole list but here’s a highlight:
pigeon helps me organize my records
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
pigeon helps me organize my records
this one’s real good
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
this one’s real good
oh we getting rather silly in the function tonight
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 PM
oh we getting rather silly in the function tonight
martins steve and short
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
martins steve and short
i think kissing should not count as cheating
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
i think kissing should not count as cheating
i like my men how i like my tokens
fungible
fungible
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i like my men how i like my tokens
fungible
fungible
two turntables and a cat
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
two turntables and a cat
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[werner herzog voice] Cutie requires the death cab of course, but we forget that the death cab also requires Cutie, in fact the death cab is nothing, does not exist, without the prior existence of Cutie
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
[werner herzog voice] Cutie requires the death cab of course, but we forget that the death cab also requires Cutie, in fact the death cab is nothing, does not exist, without the prior existence of Cutie
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My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My niece is drawing everyone's picture, one by one revealing our deepest insecurities like a she's in a Stephen King book
Reposted by fatty pinner
Reposted by fatty pinner
iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
iwona b horyn would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
i know i’m late to the party
but
iwona b horyn?
but
iwona b horyn?
November 27, 2025 at 7:29 AM
iwona b horyn would be a beautiful name for a baby girl