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sorry babe, the impostor syndrome stays ON during [everything]
i’m a gemini, so i’m able to hold contradictory viewpoints simultaneously in my mind. like “ghosts aren’t real. and yet” or “astrology is total bullshit”
November 20, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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surprisingly large boobs
July 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Boobs
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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!!! boobs !!!
November 18, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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boobs
November 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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booty booty
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
too many people drinking Baha Blast, when they should be Baha BLESSED ✝️
November 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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me: i don’t feel safe with other people. like, any praise in general my brain dismisses it

Therapist Who is a Caveman: me see. you am deserve love. we all am. yes. need love survive

me: i guess. it’s just hard trying to function when you still got your training wheels on

Caveman Therapist: wheel?
November 19, 2025 at 10:24 PM
i would like a chance to do my 20s over. i think id do it right this time
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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also i don’t like it when turn signals are fancy. lighting up sequentially so it looks like the light is moving. cut that out just be normal
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
things i have wanted for at least a decade but im too scared:

- tattoo
- vasectomy
- band
November 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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if god is dead then who keeps smiting me
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 AM
4 and a bit years ago my left ear turned off, which is why i walk with a cane now. (dizzy, feels like im on a boat all the time) and i just realized i haven’t ridden a bicycle in that time and im not sure if i even can or not. also haven’t gone skiing or climbed a tree but i already knew that
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
i was cooking when i posted this
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
anyone have any insight re: how to approach answering this question? i am truly asking
sometimes when you apply to music festivals, one of the questions is some variation of “aside from your music, how else can you enrich our festival?”

which, what does that even mean? how do you answer this without coming across either insincere or very dorky?
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
it should be canon that klingons just look different in every new star trek show. we should just embrace it at this point
November 18, 2025 at 5:46 PM
“damn why are the posts so fucking good all of a sudden? banger after banger”

when you think you’re on the timeline but you forgot you’re just scrolling down @badposter.lol ‘s page
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Spock and Sulu discuss the velour shirt situation
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Swallowing a fly probably hits when youre an old lady
November 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
TIL i’m older? than Calvin & Hobbes
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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oscar the grouch, the curious green creature who makes a trash can his home and positively revels in his life among the filth, has made of me a cuckold
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM