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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️

@hombrebastardo.bsky.social

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Call me Bastard Man. He/Him. I am your greatest adversary and closest ally. #DontTickleTheMariachi

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · May 13

I wanna make some new homies so I’m doing a #promosky

I’m BM3K, I’m a bastard.

I enjoy:

-Video games
-Movies
-Horror
-Music (mostly emo/punk/metal)
-Shitposting
-Leftism

I do not like:

-David Cage games
-Pop country
-People who don’t respect boundaries
-People who are weird to minors

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 4h

a picture of some nice looking white men dancing at a castle

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 4h

text messages:

are you ready for something gnarly
No
Also no
okay, play it safe
exist in not knowing
deciding to deny an experience
live with that choice

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 4h

nary a glucose guardian, even

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 7h

as a Dominican American I am happy to sing fuck that bitch ass Christopher Columbus. we only recognize one Chris Columbus in this house, the director of “I Love You, Beth Cooper”.

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 5h

i would celebrate MLK day by disrespecting white people yes

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Evil Shiddpostha Gautama @ohshit.bsky.social · 5h

boiling one (1) piece of spaghetti so me and my boy can recreate lady and the tramp with our dickholes

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 5h

here's the video embed.

I've been anxious about racial solidarity in an environment where republicans are eager to divide & conquer minority communities through antagonism on labor, crime, immigration, housing etc and it gives me a lot of hope to see guys out there unafraid to do/say what is right.

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 5h

i already caught you slipping my negrumps

BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 6h

reinstate him at once you heard the man

BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 6h

it’s funny you point that out because i had a creative writing professor who hated when i made contemporary references as if contemporary references never made it into writing.

John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 6h

Most "classics" are boring as fuck to a modern reader in no small part because the context of the story is not understood by them and so many of the allusions and "inside jokes" known to then-contemporary readers have been lost in time and in translation

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 17h

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 6h

Dating is a lot like riding a horse. When you fall off, you get right back on. But make sure it's a different horse. The first horse kicked you off and you need to respect that. Don't try to control any horses. Okay maybe dating is nothing like riding a horse.

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 6h

Who Dat Boy (feat. A$AP Rocky)

spotify.link

BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 6h

yeah once my jobs allows me to i’m leaving

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 6h

👀 what do you mean it set up what the world is like and the whole story is like a juxtaposition of Spike experiencing the world with his father and then experiencing the world with mother. there’s a lot to dig into there. there’s a lot going on in the narrative.

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 6h

you can’t go baddie this hard they’ll call the police

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 7h

i thought it was incredible, especially as a direct sequel to the first film. its shot well, looks gorgeous, and i feel like it has a lot to say.

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 7h

how the fuck did it take a whole fucking month for this to occur to me

norman rockwell’s freedom of speech but the painting of charles kirk’s face is over the other dude’s

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 7h

Recents biiiiiitch

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 8h

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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 7h

as a Dominican American I am happy to sing fuck that bitch ass Christopher Columbus. we only recognize one Chris Columbus in this house, the director of “I Love You, Beth Cooper”.