Evil Shiddpostha Gautama
@ohshit.bsky.social
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i am evil now
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i don’t know who needs to hear this, but your aura smells like dollar store mountain dew
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a bird stole my vape. if you see a sparrow coughing rings it’s mine.
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CAPTAIN PICARD: captains log, stardate 2245.8. accidentally called data a slur over the ships intercom
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timothée chalamet looks like he was 3D printed out of a french cigarette and a victorian child’s last wish.
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oh and i peeled the squash so that the whole thing could go in the soup and I didn’t lose out on any of the nice roasty flavors
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i made really good butter nut squash soup today, and i got plenty of leftovers if u want some lmk
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i have like 6 computers they just keep showing up
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i could crush a bag of those rn
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i sleep better in flavor country 😎