pro tip: if you fall for an obvious joke, save face by quickly & confidently asserting that it’s not actually a joke

Mamdani: "The president and I talked about his hometown of Queens, discussed bus fare, and lowering the cost of hamburgers"
Trump: "I have seen the light of Islam. It's a very good light some say. Possibly the best. Furthermore, I am putting Mayor Adams and Crooked Cuomo on the breaking wheel"

i think it’s scaårsguaard

why did he put the middle name in quotation marks lol

jennifer “love” hewitt
richard “dean” anderson

scarsguard

gnarly

ice cream sandwiches (?)

i do kinda want to try it though

ki’ins wearing mi’ins

no you’re right, that’s bullshit

good call

hey now that several people have pointed out that this screenshot is like 4 years old, are you gonna take this opportunity to delete the post?

i imagine so

poo liberals, imo

you’re a straight shooter. i like that

i watched two movies and they both were about people falling in love. is that allowed?

correct for 5000 points!

they’re all just going to a really exclusive awesome streaming service that none of us know about