Jonathan Edward Durham
@thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Generalized anxiety Wunderkind. Author of “Winterset Hollow.” https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com
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Hey folks! Do you hate the Sunday scaries but love and/or tolerate my humor? Well you’re in luck, because I’m writing a weekly humor column! (screaming crying throwing up etc) It’s called “Know Worries” and the first issue is up now on my substack and Patreon! And it’s free! Links below and in bio!
I think my big problem with winter is that it’s almost impossible to lock in while wearing slippers. Like I can be productive or cozy but we’re not doing both, because if already cozy then why need do things? Why need?!
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I think my big problem with winter is that it’s almost impossible to lock in while wearing slippers. Like I can be productive or cozy but we’re not doing both, because if already cozy then why need do things? Why need?!
Everyone’s pets better be getting huge Christmas bonuses this year for the work they’ve been putting in
December 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Everyone’s pets better be getting huge Christmas bonuses this year for the work they’ve been putting in
It should be illegal for someone to email you back while you still have your mail app open
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It should be illegal for someone to email you back while you still have your mail app open
The healing power of grilled cheese and tomato soup and the price is right as a trifecta cannot be overstated
December 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The healing power of grilled cheese and tomato soup and the price is right as a trifecta cannot be overstated
lol I just searched my photo archive for “otters” and my phone was like…here?
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
lol I just searched my photo archive for “otters” and my phone was like…here?
Omg it’s gonna be so wait
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Omg it’s gonna be so wait
I’m not sure who tf you think you’re calling impractical
December 5, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’m not sure who tf you think you’re calling impractical
Jingle ALL the way? Listen…
December 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Jingle ALL the way? Listen…
That’s our bad, we’ve got a lot of latent hoverboard trauma
December 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
That’s our bad, we’ve got a lot of latent hoverboard trauma
Me, in my 40s, still: oh that’s the rich people mustard
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Me, in my 40s, still: oh that’s the rich people mustard
The ghosts we really need this Christmas Eve
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The ghosts we really need this Christmas Eve
History is funny because on one hand nobody has given anybody else a big wooden horse in several thousand years but also it appears we’ve learned literally nothing else so kind of a wash
December 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
History is funny because on one hand nobody has given anybody else a big wooden horse in several thousand years but also it appears we’ve learned literally nothing else so kind of a wash
Yeah I mean we’re used to winters up here so it’s no big I’m sorry what
December 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Yeah I mean we’re used to winters up here so it’s no big I’m sorry what
I was born with these boxes and so help me god I’ll die with these boxes
December 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I was born with these boxes and so help me god I’ll die with these boxes
Really we got the second cat to help us with the stress caused by the first cat and maaaaan
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Really we got the second cat to help us with the stress caused by the first cat and maaaaan
My Christmas bonus from the universe this year better have an extra zero on it with these working conditions
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My Christmas bonus from the universe this year better have an extra zero on it with these working conditions
I live in constant fear of failing a sobriety test while I’m stone cold sober just because I’m super nervous and also kind of an idiot most of the time
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I live in constant fear of failing a sobriety test while I’m stone cold sober just because I’m super nervous and also kind of an idiot most of the time
People say our generation is too wrapped up in nostalgia, but let me remind you we once made a show called “I love the 90s" that we loved and connected with it made us FEEL something, and that very show was produced four (4) years after the 90s ended so yeah great call I guess
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
People say our generation is too wrapped up in nostalgia, but let me remind you we once made a show called “I love the 90s" that we loved and connected with it made us FEEL something, and that very show was produced four (4) years after the 90s ended so yeah great call I guess
With the way things have been going, I think there should be a universally recognized "no guilt trip" amnesty for cancelling plans you made more than a week ago. Like, last week? I have lived several lives since then. I know not the person I once was, and this new person definitely can’t make it so
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
With the way things have been going, I think there should be a universally recognized "no guilt trip" amnesty for cancelling plans you made more than a week ago. Like, last week? I have lived several lives since then. I know not the person I once was, and this new person definitely can’t make it so
Emotionally speaking all my Christmas lights are tangled 👉👈
December 3, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Emotionally speaking all my Christmas lights are tangled 👉👈
They just need to adopt a seasonal menu: froyo bar in the spring and summer, mashed potato bar in the winter and fall
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
They just need to adopt a seasonal menu: froyo bar in the spring and summer, mashed potato bar in the winter and fall
Hot girl winter
December 3, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hot girl winter
Having one of those goddamnit days where everything’s all goddamnit
December 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Having one of those goddamnit days where everything’s all goddamnit
100% on board with this advice
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
100% on board with this advice
Well that explains it
December 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Well that explains it