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Jonathan Edward Durham

@thisone0verhere.bsky.social

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Writer. Reader. Sometimes funny. Generalized anxiety Wunderkind. Author of “Winterset Hollow.” https://jonathanedwarddurham.substack.com http://Patreon.com/jonathanedwarddurham https://jonathanedwarddurham.com

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · Nov 17

Hey folks! Do you hate the Sunday scaries but love and/or tolerate my humor? Well you’re in luck, because I’m writing a weekly humor column! (screaming crying throwing up etc) It’s called “Know Worries” and the first issue is up now on my substack and Patreon! And it’s free! Links below and in bio!

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1h

Would just like to state for the record that the stock market has never even once been an indicator of how I’m actually doing in any way ever so

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I like October because I continue to be weird and distant and distraught but for 31 days everyone just thinks my vibes are immaculately curated

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 7h

I’m afraid they’ve gone the way of the boys of summer

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 7h

ME: and what of the boys?

THEM: they’re back in town sir

ME: very well, and your milkshakes, are they…

THEM: locked and loaded sir

ME: excellent. to the yard then

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 9h

Man I am really going through it (an entire week’s worth of residual stress) right now (a Sunday afternoon for some reason)

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 9h

Well it's Sunday. And you know what happens on Sunday? Show-and-tell happens on Sunday! So show us something you made or found, somewhere you've been, something you're proud of, family, pets... anything neat, really! Go on! Show us!

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10h

A muppets/wishbone collab would fix me

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10h

Guys I think it’s why don’t we circle back on this after the fall (not the season) season

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

His nickname is Prime, yes

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

It took me 7 minutes to understand this headline

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Beets
My Girl
Scar Tissue

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Apple picking is great if you’re really into self-checkout but you’re also kind of outdoorsy

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

This absolute emotional rollercoaster of a post

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Thought so

Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Emotionally I’m at the supermarket and I don’t recognize any of these apple varieties

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

When I say I’m busy it might mean I have other plans with other people or it might mean I need time to be alone in my house and mutter to myself about the general state of things and they are the same amount of busy