@stuforreal.bsky.social
Screaming on the inside
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I'll have that lobotomy now, thanks
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I can tell you care by the thoroughness of this restraining order.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I can tell you care by the thoroughness of this restraining order.
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*right clicking you on the forehead to look up the meaning of the word you just used*
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*right clicking you on the forehead to look up the meaning of the word you just used*
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this is going to ruin Toyotathon isn’t it
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
this is going to ruin Toyotathon isn’t it
View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity
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Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
November 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
Erratic?!? Motherfucker i think you mean elusive
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Erratic?!? Motherfucker i think you mean elusive
Another day another just what do you fucking want from me
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Another day another just what do you fucking want from me
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Only the criminally insane should worry about judgement day.
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Only the criminally insane should worry about judgement day.
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Nothing is more urgent than my mother reaching me to let me know that someone I met once as a child has died
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Nothing is more urgent than my mother reaching me to let me know that someone I met once as a child has died
Another day, another ever-deepening shadow of the looming inevitable
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Another day, another ever-deepening shadow of the looming inevitable
Don't even talk to me until i've had my sublimation
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Don't even talk to me until i've had my sublimation
Why, flat trajectory happens to be my middle name
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why, flat trajectory happens to be my middle name
Oh well i guess i stand corrected or whatever then thanks good job with the reply
Dog farts are much worse
November 3, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Oh well i guess i stand corrected or whatever then thanks good job with the reply
If love doesn't kill me then the cat farts will
November 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If love doesn't kill me then the cat farts will
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What kind of God demands blood sacrifices and threatens the population of the world with destruction at random times throughout history?
Sounds pretty authoritarian and nazi like.
Sounds pretty authoritarian and nazi like.
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What kind of God demands blood sacrifices and threatens the population of the world with destruction at random times throughout history?
Sounds pretty authoritarian and nazi like.
Sounds pretty authoritarian and nazi like.
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Yup. I'd be doin' some double-barrell smiting
November 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Yup. I'd be doin' some double-barrell smiting
You have a point here? Use your words
November 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You have a point here? Use your words
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Trick or rise and grind! Don’t get left behind kid!
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Trick or rise and grind! Don’t get left behind kid!
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Always assume the microphone is on, kids
October 31, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Always assume the microphone is on, kids
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Economy has me like: "listen kid, if you're under 14, they'll NEVER send you to juvie just for stealing food for your family, I wish I'd started way younger"
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Economy has me like: "listen kid, if you're under 14, they'll NEVER send you to juvie just for stealing food for your family, I wish I'd started way younger"
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And about time, I don't mind saying.
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
And about time, I don't mind saying.
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Is that the trick or the treat
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Is that the trick or the treat
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Trick or treat! Now, advise me
October 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Trick or treat! Now, advise me
Look, i'm not saying that i would be a wrathful god but, i mean, come on man
November 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Look, i'm not saying that i would be a wrathful god but, i mean, come on man