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Industrial strength skeets, dilute to taste.
Laughter is resistance.
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Laughter is resistance.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently
Violets are blue
I went to the park and apparently
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To be frank.
God IS a bit of a dick.
God IS a bit of a dick.
December 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
To be frank.
God IS a bit of a dick.
God IS a bit of a dick.
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A 96 is a nonsexual position in which we turn away from one another and blatantly ignore our genitals for as long as it takes.
December 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
A 96 is a nonsexual position in which we turn away from one another and blatantly ignore our genitals for as long as it takes.
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GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
GOD: if my commandments get 50,000 likes, i will tell Abraham to kill his son
Grey
Gray
No one knows,
It’s a gre/ay area!
Gray
No one knows,
It’s a gre/ay area!
December 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Grey
Gray
No one knows,
It’s a gre/ay area!
Gray
No one knows,
It’s a gre/ay area!
“Hulk, smash… burger?”
Burger bar manager, “Do we need this every time?”
Burger bar manager, “Do we need this every time?”
December 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
“Hulk, smash… burger?”
Burger bar manager, “Do we need this every time?”
Burger bar manager, “Do we need this every time?”
You can’t be left alone with the cheese wiz.
December 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
You can’t be left alone with the cheese wiz.
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Just got sucked through some nerd portal and I'm changing my phaser setting from "Stun" to "Sick of this Bullshit" and taking it out on the first weird guy who tries to give me a quest or valuable lesson.
December 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Just got sucked through some nerd portal and I'm changing my phaser setting from "Stun" to "Sick of this Bullshit" and taking it out on the first weird guy who tries to give me a quest or valuable lesson.
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Your daily fortune:
Sometimes, you need to take an axe to the tree of doubt to create a bonfire of discovery.
Sometimes, you need to take an axe to the tree of doubt to create a bonfire of discovery.
December 11, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Your daily fortune:
Sometimes, you need to take an axe to the tree of doubt to create a bonfire of discovery.
Sometimes, you need to take an axe to the tree of doubt to create a bonfire of discovery.
War?
Same oil story.
Same oil story.
December 10, 2025 at 10:03 PM
War?
Same oil story.
Same oil story.
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If you’re not careful numbers can easily run in the thousands
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you’re not careful numbers can easily run in the thousands
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Dad used to come out of the bathroom with his sleeve soaking wet and say he was just “shaking hands with the sewer man” and if you asked anything else he’d get real quiet
December 9, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Dad used to come out of the bathroom with his sleeve soaking wet and say he was just “shaking hands with the sewer man” and if you asked anything else he’d get real quiet
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If you go to the apothecary and quaff a strength potion before the alchemist can stop you it’s basically free. What are you gonna do about it little man
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If you go to the apothecary and quaff a strength potion before the alchemist can stop you it’s basically free. What are you gonna do about it little man
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You could be someone's light in the darkness.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
November 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You could be someone's light in the darkness.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
An anglerfish drawing them towards your toothy maw, or a witch-light in the forest, leading them towards their mossy doom.
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Sorry, I meant to emit whimsy not radiation
December 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sorry, I meant to emit whimsy not radiation
I couldn’t get the “executive”, health check because I don’t sit on my ass behind a desk going “lahhddy-da” for a living. Instead they chased me back to the factory floor with a broom and told me to “man-the-fuck-up”.
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I couldn’t get the “executive”, health check because I don’t sit on my ass behind a desk going “lahhddy-da” for a living. Instead they chased me back to the factory floor with a broom and told me to “man-the-fuck-up”.
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Don’t kid yourself, with squirrels it’s ALWAYS personal.
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Don’t kid yourself, with squirrels it’s ALWAYS personal.
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There's no place like home.
Especially when your home is a crumbling cliffside castle filled with cozy libraries and your friends are the owls in the attic, curious ghosts, and soft breezes from shipwrecked shores.
Especially when your home is a crumbling cliffside castle filled with cozy libraries and your friends are the owls in the attic, curious ghosts, and soft breezes from shipwrecked shores.
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
There's no place like home.
Especially when your home is a crumbling cliffside castle filled with cozy libraries and your friends are the owls in the attic, curious ghosts, and soft breezes from shipwrecked shores.
Especially when your home is a crumbling cliffside castle filled with cozy libraries and your friends are the owls in the attic, curious ghosts, and soft breezes from shipwrecked shores.
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A peel issued
Public urged to stay away after ship containers of bananas wash up in West Sussex
Public urged to stay away after ship containers of bananas wash up in West Sussex
Receiver of wrecks says finds of perishables do not have to flagged, but council asks for space for clean-up operation
It isn’t quite Whisky Galore! – the classic British film in which residents of a Scottish island attempt to pilfer 50,000 cases of spirit from a shipwreck.
Rather than the prospect of finding a warming dram or two, people on the south coast of England have been coming across bunches of bananas after containers fell off the back of a ship and washed up on beaches in West Sussex. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
A peel issued
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If you encounter a terrifying otherworldly monster, maybe let it kill and eat you, because it's hungry and sad. Stop being so selfish.
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
If you encounter a terrifying otherworldly monster, maybe let it kill and eat you, because it's hungry and sad. Stop being so selfish.
Having questions that remained unanswered was one of the pre internet joys.
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Having questions that remained unanswered was one of the pre internet joys.
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Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Get in loser, we're losers. This is the loser bus
That statue is untrustworthy .
Idol gossip.
Idol gossip.
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
That statue is untrustworthy .
Idol gossip.
Idol gossip.
They said I needed to move on from my idols.
To be fair, they take up a lot of space in the car.
To be fair, they take up a lot of space in the car.
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
They said I needed to move on from my idols.
To be fair, they take up a lot of space in the car.
To be fair, they take up a lot of space in the car.