roz
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Everything’s comin up roz! Medium good posts at bad post price points
They/she
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Pinned
I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
The Slow-Mo Guys
Strange Creature Caught On Film OBLITERATED By Swinging Log Contraption
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Strange Creature Caught On Film OBLITERATED By Swinging Log Contraption
210M views
December 3, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The Slow-Mo Guys
Strange Creature Caught On Film OBLITERATED By Swinging Log Contraption
210M views
Strange Creature Caught On Film OBLITERATED By Swinging Log Contraption
210M views
Knuckle tat bing bong
December 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Knuckle tat bing bong
Letting the choppa* sing**
* my ass
** shit in the toilet
* my ass
** shit in the toilet
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Letting the choppa* sing**
* my ass
** shit in the toilet
* my ass
** shit in the toilet
I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
(Al Stewart “time passages” voice) ham sand-wiches
December 3, 2025 at 3:30 PM
(Al Stewart “time passages” voice) ham sand-wiches
From hell’s heart I blow thee a little kiss
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
From hell’s heart I blow thee a little kiss
(Eyes rolling back in head, levitating, lights in break area flickering) honey baked ham hawaiian rolls lunch…
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 PM
(Eyes rolling back in head, levitating, lights in break area flickering) honey baked ham hawaiian rolls lunch…
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Getting blown to smithereens by a device hidden in a cabinet at work. My opps found out I’m the only one who ever refills the printer paper
December 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Getting blown to smithereens by a device hidden in a cabinet at work. My opps found out I’m the only one who ever refills the printer paper
Subway order so putrid the sandwich artist deploys the button and I disappear into a pit trap
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Subway order so putrid the sandwich artist deploys the button and I disappear into a pit trap
(In my posting chair, tapping quill on my chin) firearms… fire ARMS… guns. “Gunz”. Lol
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
(In my posting chair, tapping quill on my chin) firearms… fire ARMS… guns. “Gunz”. Lol
Boss knocks on my door, I smoothly swivel my chair and totally fail to obscure bing search results for “peter griffim purplr drank”
December 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Boss knocks on my door, I smoothly swivel my chair and totally fail to obscure bing search results for “peter griffim purplr drank”
Stand and deliver, playboy
December 1, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Stand and deliver, playboy
Calling in sick with dog fever. Audibly scratching over the phone.
December 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Calling in sick with dog fever. Audibly scratching over the phone.
Posting richard on main
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Posting richard on main
Hey boss can I a tarantula roll da ocky way
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Hey boss can I a tarantula roll da ocky way
Frantically getting down on the ground and trying to teleport to Lumbridge while I’m in the boss’ office getting fired
November 30, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Frantically getting down on the ground and trying to teleport to Lumbridge while I’m in the boss’ office getting fired
clean grinch blood stain tennis shoes reddit
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 AM
clean grinch blood stain tennis shoes reddit
Its grinch o’clock somewhere (my apartment)
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Its grinch o’clock somewhere (my apartment)
Its grinchin’ season
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Its grinchin’ season
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Under Cover of Night
November 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Under Cover of Night
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How am I ever going to get scamp smell out of my fine linens?
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
How am I ever going to get scamp smell out of my fine linens?
Sex tape of me where I’m only wearing tall white socks and elf shoes
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Sex tape of me where I’m only wearing tall white socks and elf shoes
Drawing my sidearm on a customer at lightning speed, twirling it on my finger and chuckling. “Gotcha” I say merrily
November 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Drawing my sidearm on a customer at lightning speed, twirling it on my finger and chuckling. “Gotcha” I say merrily