Cosmically Funny
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*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
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Trump in briefings looks like I did when I was a teenager and had to sit through church after getting wrecked Saturday night.
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me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
You get the most nutrition from honey when you eat the whole comb, honey, bees, and all.
November 30, 2025 at 8:32 AM
You get the most nutrition from honey when you eat the whole comb, honey, bees, and all.
I really hope the people from my past don't think about me. Fondly or otherwise. Just let me fade into oblivion.
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I really hope the people from my past don't think about me. Fondly or otherwise. Just let me fade into oblivion.
If you die in the Upside-down, you go to Valhalla.
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 AM
If you die in the Upside-down, you go to Valhalla.
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
"Yay! Trumps approval rating is down to 36%"
...but doesn't that mean 36% of the people around us are out if their fucking minds?
...but doesn't that mean 36% of the people around us are out if their fucking minds?
November 30, 2025 at 7:58 AM
"Yay! Trumps approval rating is down to 36%"
...but doesn't that mean 36% of the people around us are out if their fucking minds?
...but doesn't that mean 36% of the people around us are out if their fucking minds?
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The worst part might be that he plasters his ugly mug all over everything.
November 30, 2025 at 7:36 AM
The worst part might be that he plasters his ugly mug all over everything.
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Screaming "epiphany" every time I have a thought.
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Screaming "epiphany" every time I have a thought.
Time flies when it's time to clean the TARDIS.
November 30, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Time flies when it's time to clean the TARDIS.
Sex on the surgical bed in the condemned asylum.
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Sex on the surgical bed in the condemned asylum.
I want to have a smoke off with Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg. Not because I think I'd win but I know I could hold my own for a while and it would probably be fun as fuck.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I want to have a smoke off with Willie Nelson and Snoop Dogg. Not because I think I'd win but I know I could hold my own for a while and it would probably be fun as fuck.
Country music is just rock that's transitioning into folk music.
November 30, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Country music is just rock that's transitioning into folk music.
The right amount of squats is one squat less than you shit yourself.
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 AM
The right amount of squats is one squat less than you shit yourself.
I can't shitpost all of the time. Every so often, I have to have a wipepost.
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I can't shitpost all of the time. Every so often, I have to have a wipepost.
I'm not here to be your god of lust... unless maybe it's something you might be into...
November 30, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I'm not here to be your god of lust... unless maybe it's something you might be into...
Watch! I'm a helicopter! *THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK*
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Watch! I'm a helicopter! *THWAK THWAK THWAK THWAK*
Does anyone even use pornhub anymore anyway?
November 30, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Does anyone even use pornhub anymore anyway?
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20/20 but we’ve all learned to see through the tears.
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
20/20 but we’ve all learned to see through the tears.
Memes bring glory to the empire.
November 30, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Memes bring glory to the empire.
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