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*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
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Dinosaur fact: The iguanadon made all the regular iguanas kiss its ring.
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[first/last day as a bomb squad technician]
*pisses on the bomb's timer*
*pisses on the bomb's timer*
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
[first/last day as a bomb squad technician]
*pisses on the bomb's timer*
*pisses on the bomb's timer*
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How am I supposed to have sex if there are no air traffic controllers?
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
How am I supposed to have sex if there are no air traffic controllers?
Alpaca Day smoker.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Alpaca Day smoker.
Today's vibe is thread.
November 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Today's vibe is thread.
People who run an onlyfans are an amateurstitute.
November 10, 2025 at 11:51 AM
People who run an onlyfans are an amateurstitute.
Butterbeer sounds like a home remedy laxative.
November 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Butterbeer sounds like a home remedy laxative.
Deerios: Venison cereal
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Deerios: Venison cereal
Krasnov Stadium
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Krasnov Stadium
My super villain name is The Architect of Destruction.
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 AM
My super villain name is The Architect of Destruction.
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Republicans = the scarecrow
Democrats = the cowardly lion
Communists = the tin man
Socialist = the munchkins
Democrats = the cowardly lion
Communists = the tin man
Socialist = the munchkins
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Republicans = the scarecrow
Democrats = the cowardly lion
Communists = the tin man
Socialist = the munchkins
Democrats = the cowardly lion
Communists = the tin man
Socialist = the munchkins
How am I supposed to have sex if there are no air traffic controllers?
November 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
How am I supposed to have sex if there are no air traffic controllers?
Teriyaki noodles with asparagus and cabbage and onion and like 8 cloves of garlic.
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Teriyaki noodles with asparagus and cabbage and onion and like 8 cloves of garlic.
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The "Democrats" that made the war crime effective need to go with the Republicans where they belong.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The "Democrats" that made the war crime effective need to go with the Republicans where they belong.
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I'm gonna eat the forbidden Oreos
November 10, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I'm gonna eat the forbidden Oreos
[first/last day as a bomb squad technician]
*pisses on the bomb's timer*
*pisses on the bomb's timer*
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
[first/last day as a bomb squad technician]
*pisses on the bomb's timer*
*pisses on the bomb's timer*
The autopen is mightier than the autosword.
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The autopen is mightier than the autosword.
If cats could talk, it would be all philosophy and riddles.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 AM
If cats could talk, it would be all philosophy and riddles.
Schumer should resign.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Schumer should resign.
Dems are "center" like an interstate on ramp.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Dems are "center" like an interstate on ramp.
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