Cap’n Watsisname
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer.
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jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
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Through my own hubris & a kind of feverish mania I found myself prematurely interred—buried alive in the gloomy depths—with little hope of rescue, beneath a small mountain over-mashed potatoes.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Through my own hubris & a kind of feverish mania I found myself prematurely interred—buried alive in the gloomy depths—with little hope of rescue, beneath a small mountain over-mashed potatoes.
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Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Okay yes, I have had a lot of doors come in and out of my life but to tell a potential forever door that I am just revolving door material, what kind of foyerpist are you
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Sorry I got karate all over you.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Sorry I got karate all over you.
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If you're looking for something to do I could eat around 8 rice krispie treats.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
If you're looking for something to do I could eat around 8 rice krispie treats.
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To all the elderly ladies who told me I’d be a real heartbreaker when I was 7, I have some pretty devastating news
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
To all the elderly ladies who told me I’d be a real heartbreaker when I was 7, I have some pretty devastating news
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I am confident usually but I will question my whole existence if a touchscreen doesn't respond to my fingie taps
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I am confident usually but I will question my whole existence if a touchscreen doesn't respond to my fingie taps
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I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
November 29, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I have little in common with people who have a lot in common with other people.
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*pointing at the clothes I’m wearing being consumed by fire*
this old thing?
this old thing?
November 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
*pointing at the clothes I’m wearing being consumed by fire*
this old thing?
this old thing?
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My radar was exhausted so I had to give it a pingyback ride. But seriously, when I overwork the air I get diminishing returns
November 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My radar was exhausted so I had to give it a pingyback ride. But seriously, when I overwork the air I get diminishing returns
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Decided to stop skeeting my feelings and start sewing them
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Decided to stop skeeting my feelings and start sewing them
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[humanity staring out into the universe] "Is it cake?"
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
[humanity staring out into the universe] "Is it cake?"
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Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag"
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
November 30, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Hum, interesting items in this target "swag bag"
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
A kilo of human hair dripping with a red ichor
Boric acid
An Erlenmeyer full of ether
Teeth stuff
A packet of expired flavour aid
A gift card to Dicks Sporting goods
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
November 30, 2025 at 4:29 AM
jumping out of a cake and finding yourself inside an even larger cake
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I've been blocking every political post and there's nothing left but you 😍
November 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I've been blocking every political post and there's nothing left but you 😍
save your ears
remove a letter improve a song
happiness is a arm gun
happiness is a arm gun
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
save your ears
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remove a letter improve a song
happiness is a arm gun
happiness is a arm gun
November 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
remove a letter improve a song
happiness is a arm gun
happiness is a arm gun
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the girl with the diners, drive-ins, and dives tattoo
The Girl With the Live, Laugh, Love Tattoo
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the girl with the diners, drive-ins, and dives tattoo
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The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The Girl with the Cheeseburger Tattoo
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May you live the kind of life that gives you joy in simple things like a pair of new socks, or the knowledge that some people with everything are never truly happy.
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
May you live the kind of life that gives you joy in simple things like a pair of new socks, or the knowledge that some people with everything are never truly happy.
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Therapist: Why do you want to be rich?
Me, fantasizing about befriending billionaires to access to their private harbors and smuggle in orcas to trash their yachts: Why does anyone?
Me, fantasizing about befriending billionaires to access to their private harbors and smuggle in orcas to trash their yachts: Why does anyone?
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Therapist: Why do you want to be rich?
Me, fantasizing about befriending billionaires to access to their private harbors and smuggle in orcas to trash their yachts: Why does anyone?
Me, fantasizing about befriending billionaires to access to their private harbors and smuggle in orcas to trash their yachts: Why does anyone?
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Babe, put on your monocle so you can grade my headstands
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Babe, put on your monocle so you can grade my headstands
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add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
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Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Your feelings for me were 3D printed but I cherished them with painted little details anyway, a memoir I earned with crypto
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It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.