Dominic Caruso
@dominiccaruso1.bsky.social
I was a snowball in hell.
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Pinned
We should flip a pancake directly into space
Outfitting each of my hats with a matching, highly realistic creepy crawlie of some sort to sit upon my head beneath the hat when I’m wearing it. These are my hat demons.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Outfitting each of my hats with a matching, highly realistic creepy crawlie of some sort to sit upon my head beneath the hat when I’m wearing it. These are my hat demons.
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I want to administer a welcoming hug but also one that comes with a series of mysterious images—a chandelier falling, orchid blooming, an old car pulled from a dark lake, say—that flash through my hug partner’s head.
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I want to administer a welcoming hug but also one that comes with a series of mysterious images—a chandelier falling, orchid blooming, an old car pulled from a dark lake, say—that flash through my hug partner’s head.
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Never go to bed angry.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Never go to bed angry.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
Can’t believe I got ripped off on NefariousBroWeb & my Greedcoin is now worthless
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Can’t believe I got ripped off on NefariousBroWeb & my Greedcoin is now worthless
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an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
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coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
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I love Christmas mainly because it’s the only time they add fruits and grains to the worker pellet mix in the break room
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I love Christmas mainly because it’s the only time they add fruits and grains to the worker pellet mix in the break room
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This is the time in the evening where I like to play a little game in the kitchen called What else we got?
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is the time in the evening where I like to play a little game in the kitchen called What else we got?
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Last time that i was told that i had to fulfill the prophecy i was all nah man
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Last time that i was told that i had to fulfill the prophecy i was all nah man
One day it was our time, & we all shrank to a tiny size in our cars—too small to drive or escape the fatal sting of the bee trapped in each back window. In exiting the world we were given a small grace—a last drop of honey’s secretive flavor, the sun playing upon our brow as when we were children.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
One day it was our time, & we all shrank to a tiny size in our cars—too small to drive or escape the fatal sting of the bee trapped in each back window. In exiting the world we were given a small grace—a last drop of honey’s secretive flavor, the sun playing upon our brow as when we were children.
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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tigers answer an important question: what if a cat was huge
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
tigers answer an important question: what if a cat was huge
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Dry swallowing pepcid but like in a really hot way
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Dry swallowing pepcid but like in a really hot way
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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You really should aim to have your life unravel completely as you approach middle age in order to begin the second half of your life anew
December 1, 2025 at 10:01 PM
You really should aim to have your life unravel completely as you approach middle age in order to begin the second half of your life anew
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Just found out I’m allergic to anything that may contain multitudes
December 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Just found out I’m allergic to anything that may contain multitudes
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a vhs tape on fire in a bird nest
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
a vhs tape on fire in a bird nest
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
a horse’s bridal hanging from telephone wires
a toupee caught in barbed wire
a wedding dress tangled in the upper branches of an ancient tree
a cinderblock sticking out of a toilet
a toilet soaring through the air
the air bursting into song
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honk if you’re porky pigging it, spiritually
November 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
honk if you’re porky pigging it, spiritually
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how to draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
how to draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
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I've never really been the personality type but sometimes it's nice to take a break from doing and saying anything there is
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I've never really been the personality type but sometimes it's nice to take a break from doing and saying anything there is
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(bass boosted Vince Guaraldi vibrates the walls) y'all come on in out the cold we're watching a delightfully fucked up film about Snoopy
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
(bass boosted Vince Guaraldi vibrates the walls) y'all come on in out the cold we're watching a delightfully fucked up film about Snoopy
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my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 AM
my dog: *being treated in such a way that shame has been placed on his bloodline for one thousand years*
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
me: ok bud now let me wipe your other paw
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today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
December 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day
in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day