Dominic Caruso
@dominiccaruso1.bsky.social
I was a snowball in hell.
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We should flip a pancake directly into space
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All Canadian songs eventually turn a little wistful, like wet snow collecting on the boughs of a white pine
December 27, 2024 at 11:40 PM
All Canadian songs eventually turn a little wistful, like wet snow collecting on the boughs of a white pine
Cranking out hat after hat with my hat-shaped snow mold
December 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Cranking out hat after hat with my hat-shaped snow mold
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just got a text from my basement that says Scary Noise and i am freaking out
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
just got a text from my basement that says Scary Noise and i am freaking out
@astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Here’s a picture I made of some people playing mourra at the Italian festival 😃
December 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
@astr0z0mbreez.bsky.social Happy Birthday! Here’s a picture I made of some people playing mourra at the Italian festival 😃
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Sometimes I’ll listen to opera while watching The Three Stooges on mute for the full effect
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Sometimes I’ll listen to opera while watching The Three Stooges on mute for the full effect
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I miss the days when it was just me and my cudgel against the world
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I miss the days when it was just me and my cudgel against the world
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I write because I want to be known. And yet, most of what I write is amusing deflection, functionally false at its core. Anyway, can I get a large order of Crab Rangoon to start
December 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I write because I want to be known. And yet, most of what I write is amusing deflection, functionally false at its core. Anyway, can I get a large order of Crab Rangoon to start
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
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The plan for tomorrow is to do all my chores and socialise with everyone and fix everything that's ever been wrong with the world. Today I'm mostly focused on rolling a hamburger patty into a cylinder so it'll fit in a hot dog bun.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
The plan for tomorrow is to do all my chores and socialise with everyone and fix everything that's ever been wrong with the world. Today I'm mostly focused on rolling a hamburger patty into a cylinder so it'll fit in a hot dog bun.
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If you’re not careful numbers can easily run in the thousands
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
If you’re not careful numbers can easily run in the thousands
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A whale watching trip can become a whale kissing trip if the captain is brave and you know what to say to the whale.
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A whale watching trip can become a whale kissing trip if the captain is brave and you know what to say to the whale.
Got kicked outta the symphony hall again for punctuating the end of each musical phrase of the orchestra’s performance by going “YEAH” with my deep bass voice.
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Got kicked outta the symphony hall again for punctuating the end of each musical phrase of the orchestra’s performance by going “YEAH” with my deep bass voice.
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this is pretty crazy but you know what is actually a great stocking stuffer? a foot. it's literally the exact same shape as the stocking, it's wild
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
this is pretty crazy but you know what is actually a great stocking stuffer? a foot. it's literally the exact same shape as the stocking, it's wild
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Enjoying the flavors of the season by sprinkling a couple of fistfuls of fresh pine needles over my oatmeal each morning.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Enjoying the flavors of the season by sprinkling a couple of fistfuls of fresh pine needles over my oatmeal each morning.
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7-Eleven just awarded me its new peace prize for eating a roller hotdog.
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
7-Eleven just awarded me its new peace prize for eating a roller hotdog.
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Just saw an absolute beast of a motorcycle swoop down and pluck some cyclists right out of their nesting ground
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just saw an absolute beast of a motorcycle swoop down and pluck some cyclists right out of their nesting ground
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
“do you want anything from McDonald’s”
me: round egg please
me: round egg please
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Once December hits in this house, I only refer to "popcorn" as "corn for popping" and as you would expect, my family hates it.
December 5, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Once December hits in this house, I only refer to "popcorn" as "corn for popping" and as you would expect, my family hates it.
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do you pronounce it ahnvelope or eenveloop
December 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
do you pronounce it ahnvelope or eenveloop
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I don't think I've been wearing enough lamé.
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I don't think I've been wearing enough lamé.
Who else up burning their heart?
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Who else up burning their heart?