Dominic Caruso
@dominiccaruso1.bsky.social
I was a snowball in hell.
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Pinned
We should flip a pancake directly into space
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I saw a kick me sign on the back of a car that said everything out of context is just everything to me, and that was how I got kicked back into the car I used to use for going out, taping myself to something
December 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I saw a kick me sign on the back of a car that said everything out of context is just everything to me, and that was how I got kicked back into the car I used to use for going out, taping myself to something
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The most annoying sound in the world? Gotta be the beating heart under the floorboards. We get it. We’re haunted by our conscience and slowly going mad. It’s been done!
December 5, 2025 at 6:23 AM
The most annoying sound in the world? Gotta be the beating heart under the floorboards. We get it. We’re haunted by our conscience and slowly going mad. It’s been done!
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i didn’t do much this weekend but my friend daryl chucked a stone and it killed two birds never seen anything like it
December 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i didn’t do much this weekend but my friend daryl chucked a stone and it killed two birds never seen anything like it
It’s not too late to book your corporate holiday party in the luxurious south elevator of my building.
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It’s not too late to book your corporate holiday party in the luxurious south elevator of my building.
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Instead of counting sheep I like to imagine squirrels piloting rickety homemade zeppelins over a river of piping-hot béchamel sauce. This doesn't help me get to sleep, in fact it leaves me feeling confused and visibly agitated
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Instead of counting sheep I like to imagine squirrels piloting rickety homemade zeppelins over a river of piping-hot béchamel sauce. This doesn't help me get to sleep, in fact it leaves me feeling confused and visibly agitated
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the only problem with having a bird feeder is you will eventually attract a bird with a sinister aura that the other birds start to worship
December 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
the only problem with having a bird feeder is you will eventually attract a bird with a sinister aura that the other birds start to worship
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I hate when I see a tattered Jolly Roger through my spyglass. Pirates should mend their flags in accordance with nautical flag etiquette
December 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I hate when I see a tattered Jolly Roger through my spyglass. Pirates should mend their flags in accordance with nautical flag etiquette
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hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
December 4, 2025 at 12:16 PM
hey I’m not just sitting here doing nothing i’m grinding down my teeth
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A small thing: maybe a sound effect for sunrises/moonrises & sunsets/moonsets? Off the top of my head it could sound like when a sword is drawn or sheathed?
December 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A small thing: maybe a sound effect for sunrises/moonrises & sunsets/moonsets? Off the top of my head it could sound like when a sword is drawn or sheathed?
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Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Google drive wrapped says i uploaded 9 files this year
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When I tell you to get out of my way I mean it, but nobody takes my car's wind chimes seriously.
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
When I tell you to get out of my way I mean it, but nobody takes my car's wind chimes seriously.
Outfitting each of my hats with a matching, highly realistic creepy crawlie of some sort to sit upon my head beneath the hat when I’m wearing it. These are my hat demons.
December 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Outfitting each of my hats with a matching, highly realistic creepy crawlie of some sort to sit upon my head beneath the hat when I’m wearing it. These are my hat demons.
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I want to administer a welcoming hug but also one that comes with a series of mysterious images—a chandelier falling, orchid blooming, an old car pulled from a dark lake, say—that flash through my hug partner’s head.
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I want to administer a welcoming hug but also one that comes with a series of mysterious images—a chandelier falling, orchid blooming, an old car pulled from a dark lake, say—that flash through my hug partner’s head.
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Never go to bed angry.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Never go to bed angry.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
Stay up all night getting angrier and angrier.
Can’t believe I got ripped off on NefariousBroWeb & my Greedcoin is now worthless
December 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Can’t believe I got ripped off on NefariousBroWeb & my Greedcoin is now worthless
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an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
an advent calendar with each day providing a small piece of the mystical sword needed to fight Santa when he finally breaks in
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coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
coffee isn’t enough i need to be put inside a giant rock tumbler
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I love Christmas mainly because it’s the only time they add fruits and grains to the worker pellet mix in the break room
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I love Christmas mainly because it’s the only time they add fruits and grains to the worker pellet mix in the break room
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This is the time in the evening where I like to play a little game in the kitchen called What else we got?
December 2, 2025 at 2:16 AM
This is the time in the evening where I like to play a little game in the kitchen called What else we got?
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Last time that i was told that i had to fulfill the prophecy i was all nah man
December 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Last time that i was told that i had to fulfill the prophecy i was all nah man
One day it was our time, & we all shrank to a tiny size in our cars—too small to drive or escape the fatal sting of the bee trapped in each back window. In exiting the world we were given a small grace—a last drop of honey’s secretive flavor, the sun playing upon our brow as when we were children.
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
One day it was our time, & we all shrank to a tiny size in our cars—too small to drive or escape the fatal sting of the bee trapped in each back window. In exiting the world we were given a small grace—a last drop of honey’s secretive flavor, the sun playing upon our brow as when we were children.
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reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
December 1, 2025 at 10:27 PM
reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
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tigers answer an important question: what if a cat was huge
December 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
tigers answer an important question: what if a cat was huge
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Dry swallowing pepcid but like in a really hot way
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Dry swallowing pepcid but like in a really hot way