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Timothy
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
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Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat. ✡️🇨🇳🇮🇪🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · Oct 17
Being on social media like
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Raimo Kangasniemi @rk70534.bsky.social · 2h
"Tarek Bazrouk is a beloved member of the New York City community. He has a vast & committed network of support that includes family members, close friends, classmates, and community members. We write to you to ask that you grant Tarek leniency on October 28, 2025..."

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FREE TAREK BAZROUK NOW! NO MORE JAIL TIME! SIGN HIS MITIGATION LETTER!
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 2h
1 star reviews for recipes always be like “I made this BLT sandwich and substituted the bacon with asparagus and the lettuce with pinto beans and since I didn’t have bread I put them in between two pancakes. No one enjoyed the meal I made. This was a terribly made recipe. Do not recommend.”
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Michael P-ahhhhhhh-l 👻🐓 @michael.is-post.ing · 2h
my large orange cat pringles sitting in a cardboard box on top of a pile of bubble wrap. he’s resting his head on one of the flaps.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 2h
“The nation's largest police force is "criminal at its core," according to a new federal lawsuit Wednesday by former interim [NYC] Police Commissioner Thomas Donlon, who said the NYPD "functions as a racketeering enterprise," at the direction of Mayor Eric Adams.”

This is why they feel dread
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T.L. Bodine @tlbodine.bsky.social · 2h
See y'all in three hours!
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T.L. Bodine @tlbodine.bsky.social · 1d
Just a reminder to my #Albuquerque horror peeps that I will be reading and signing my new book tomorrow at 3pm at Books on the Bosque. Come stop by and say hello!
These Kids Are Not Alright
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 6h
More on US Evangelical obsession with the rapture: Never forget when Bush called up France using the Bible to justify invading Iraq, French President Chirac called up the Protestant Federation of France to ask WTF Bush was talking about since he was Protestant. And they were like “WTF we don’t know”
Bush Gog and Magog | Andrew Brown
Andrew Brown: Just when you thought it couldn't get crazier, a well-sourced story claims Bush invaded Iraq because of Bible prophecies
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Happy Halluino! 🎃 @aluino.blacksky.app · 2h
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Leta Lestrange @joybella.blacksky.app · 5d
Good morning, y'all. Still on Mourning Duty, as my bestie has absolutely no family really helping other than her brother, who is also not getting paid due to the government shutdown. Anyway, here's the GFM so she can lay her Mama to rest properly.

gofund.me/38f106445
Donate to Angela Saunders, mother, grandmother, aunt, friend., organized by Leta Fields
Greetings to all whose eyes land here. My name is Leta, and I'm organi… Leta Fields needs your support for Angela Saunders, mother, grandmother, aunt, friend.
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Happy Halluino! 🎃 @aluino.blacksky.app · 2h
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final grrrl 𓂀 @charlotlaveau.bsky.social · 23h
I am experiencing exploitation and need help traveling away from this area. I need to raise $1900.

I know mutual aid is strained right now, but shares help. Witches- positive energy appreciated 🕯️

> payments: linktr.ee/dominalaveau
> finalgrrrl.bandcamp.com
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Happy Halluino! 🎃 @aluino.blacksky.app · 2h
@bratzcore.bsky.social has been trying to escape their abuse for years. Donations are very appreciated.

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#ProtectJhordin ❤️ @xchemoni.blacksky.app · 9d
Help free Jhordin of the familial abuse they've been facing for years.

14% of progress has been made so far. Please contribute:

• gfm: gofund.me/8fc4a39f
• ca: cash.app/$discobops
• pp: paypal.me/br4tzcore
• vm: venmo.com/urdream333
Repeated text that reads "help Jhordin escape abuse" with a cutout image of Marlene Clark smelling a rose from the movie Ganja & Hess in front of the text, a black line border, and a white background.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 5h
Let’s make today a Solidarity Sunday

In the replies, post your or someone you know’s fundraisers or crowdfunding, so we can hype them up together as a community
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 3h
It’s because helmets are largely a reaction to car dominated cultures, which is most of the world. We prepare for the world we currently live in, not the one we wish we did.

But most global medical societies and doctors do recommend helmets including those from nations where helmets aren’t common
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 3h
My condolences I hope the Hitler particles didn’t shut down your liver
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 3h
This is just Jay Leno after going to a Katy Perry concert
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 3h
Anyway, we prepare for the society we live in, not the one we wish existed
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 3h
Telling cyclists to wear a helmet is pro car propaganda and US defaultism and I won’t stand for it

wait what do you mean NHS, WHO, British Med Assoc, Canadian Paediatric Society, Canadian Academy of Sport and Exercise Medicine, Royal Australasian College of Surgeons, SWOV, and others recommend it?
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 4h
I’ll bite. What’s a Jared Leto?

Is that a new handbag?
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HimboBrite @himbobrite.bsky.social · 4h
I follow Fullmetal Alchemist Alphonse-Christ. He has risen.
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Benjamin Bedbreaker @defn28.bsky.social · 4h
“Oh daddy, it’s exhausting being two” 🥵
Sleepy Lulu rests on my leg on a gold fleece
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 5h
Actually, all of my posts are good, ChatGPT and my mom says so
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Nicole B @kindkaleidoscope.bsky.social · 4h
Hitting children, extremely bad.

Smacking a teenager or adult upside the head for some racist, misogynistic, bigoted bs that slips out of their mouth, necessary.

If only society actually agreed on what is an acceptable standard of behavior for humans, because we aren’t there in the USA yet.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 23h
Two truths exist

Violence normally bad

And

Some people have never been slapped before but need to be and we can tell
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Dextive Studios (Commissions Open) @dextivestudios.bsky.social · 4h
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Help this lovely individual get basic needs fulfilled!
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ArtByFirestar @artbyfirestar.bsky.social · 5d
If all of my followers donated just 25 cents, my life would literally change for the better. I could pay rent and get gas for my job - something I cannot do both of right now.

Interested in an art commission or a piece of writing? DM me and pay whatever you want!💖

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Donate to Support Jay and Milky Way in Crisis, organized by Jaytham Rymer
About Me: Hi! I'm Jay, a transgender fantasy artist, and I live with Milky Way, a s… Jaytham Rymer needs your support for Support Jay and Milky Way in Crisis
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Megan E. Human (free Link) @zombiscribe.bsky.social · 5h
I don't know if I should do this (preview articles coming up) but I thought I would try. Let me know if you'd rather I skip that and just promo when they are live ^_^

the-undead-library.ghost.io/p/008b1875-9...
Ranking the Bob's Burgers Halloween Episodes
This episode is actually more disappointing than anything though because as a horror fan “Nightmare on Elm Street but make it Bob’s Burgers” really should have grabbed me more.
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 4h
I am obsessed with and a fan of your display name
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Use Alt Text not A.I. @carebear2717.bsky.social · 4h
Until my last breath I am loudly proclaiming my hatred
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Timothy @landbeforetim.bsky.social · 5h
If Gen AI has million haters, then I am one of them.

If Gen AI has 10 haters, then I am one of them.

If Gen AI has one hater, then I am THAT ONE.

If Gen AI has no haters, that means I'm dead.

If the world is pro Gen AI, then I am against the world

Until my last breath, I’ll always hate Gen AI
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