FKFTSH
@fkftsh.bsky.social
28 | disabled nonbinary trans butch | she / they / it | just here to shitpost
AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE POSTER IS IN YOUR WALLS AGAIN
AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE POSTER IS IN YOUR WALLS AGAIN
Pinned
Hitting the secret third puberty where you grow sideways instead of upwards
back in my day we had people to protect our cities from stray pieces of trash. they drove garbage trucks
The spirit of Thanksgiving has infused the White House press office today, bringing us together in a blessed moment of harmony and goodwill.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
back in my day we had people to protect our cities from stray pieces of trash. they drove garbage trucks
YOOOOO THE NEW ARC RAIDERS SKIN LOOKS DOPE
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
YOOOOO THE NEW ARC RAIDERS SKIN LOOKS DOPE
fucked up that children look like that
November 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
fucked up that children look like that
Here's a fun fact to bring up at the Thanksgiving dinner table: did you know that it's believed that the process of dogs being domesticated began with them following ancient humans around and gobbling up our butt sausage?
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Here's a fun fact to bring up at the Thanksgiving dinner table: did you know that it's believed that the process of dogs being domesticated began with them following ancient humans around and gobbling up our butt sausage?
Kinda wild the "girl scouts are fuckable as hell" guy is still allowed to post here
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Kinda wild the "girl scouts are fuckable as hell" guy is still allowed to post here
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What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
What are abstract ideas like “being happy” and “having fulfillment” compared to real world achievements like “working full time for a company and still needing food stamps”
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Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Happy Thanksgiving
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
Naming my pet cockroach Joe Biden 💖🪳
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Naming my pet cockroach Joe Biden 💖🪳
Be nice if our water pump hadn't randomly stopped working tbh
November 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Be nice if our water pump hadn't randomly stopped working tbh
Incredible things are happening on Bluesky
@badposter.lol you're going to JAIL bucko
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Incredible things are happening on Bluesky
I should play Gollum sometime tbh
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I should play Gollum sometime tbh
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November 26, 2025 at 10:21 PM
worst thing about my current medication / supplement regime is how i consistently alternate between being outgoing and borderline euphoric during the days and cranky and antisocial in the (late) evenings
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
worst thing about my current medication / supplement regime is how i consistently alternate between being outgoing and borderline euphoric during the days and cranky and antisocial in the (late) evenings
worst thing about trying to sleep after writing a post about starting too many posts with "worst thing about" is realizing you have to sleep facing up because sleeping on your side hurts your back for some fucking reason
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
worst thing about trying to sleep after writing a post about starting too many posts with "worst thing about" is realizing you have to sleep facing up because sleeping on your side hurts your back for some fucking reason
worst thing about starting too many posts with "worst thing about" is realizing that it's 1 am and your poor grasp of the english language is a gentle reminder that you need sleep to live
November 27, 2025 at 11:15 AM
worst thing about starting too many posts with "worst thing about" is realizing that it's 1 am and your poor grasp of the english language is a gentle reminder that you need sleep to live
worst thing about leaving twitter in 2022 to get away from trans twitter is creating a bluesky account in 2025 and finding out where trans twitter went
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
worst thing about leaving twitter in 2022 to get away from trans twitter is creating a bluesky account in 2025 and finding out where trans twitter went
Worst thing about starting out on a new account is sending out your best posts to die with nary but a few likes, knowing that they would soar to the heavens if only you had waited to post them, but knowing also that they are the sacrifices necessary to create the wind that would lift their wings
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Worst thing about starting out on a new account is sending out your best posts to die with nary but a few likes, knowing that they would soar to the heavens if only you had waited to post them, but knowing also that they are the sacrifices necessary to create the wind that would lift their wings
Is Everyone Genuinely Just Really Fucking Annoying Or Am I Just Getting Too Old For This Shit
November 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Is Everyone Genuinely Just Really Fucking Annoying Or Am I Just Getting Too Old For This Shit
i hate thanksgiving! holidays are just holidayslop
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
i hate thanksgiving! holidays are just holidayslop
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The CEOs of health insurance company’s don’t worry about medical care.
They make billions of dollars while Americans receive letters informing them their premiums are tripling
They don’t care if people die.
UnitedHealth is dropping millions of seniors in an effort to restore “swagger”.
They make billions of dollars while Americans receive letters informing them their premiums are tripling
They don’t care if people die.
UnitedHealth is dropping millions of seniors in an effort to restore “swagger”.
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
The CEOs of health insurance company’s don’t worry about medical care.
They make billions of dollars while Americans receive letters informing them their premiums are tripling
They don’t care if people die.
UnitedHealth is dropping millions of seniors in an effort to restore “swagger”.
They make billions of dollars while Americans receive letters informing them their premiums are tripling
They don’t care if people die.
UnitedHealth is dropping millions of seniors in an effort to restore “swagger”.
Content Clicker
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Content Clicker
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OMG people are calling respecting BDS a “purity test.”
It sure is a test. Of your most basic willingness to materially stand behind Palestinian liberation. Lot of people failing.
A lot.
Is it a “purity test” to ask someone not to cross a picket line?
It sure is a test. Of your most basic willingness to materially stand behind Palestinian liberation. Lot of people failing.
A lot.
Is it a “purity test” to ask someone not to cross a picket line?
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
OMG people are calling respecting BDS a “purity test.”
It sure is a test. Of your most basic willingness to materially stand behind Palestinian liberation. Lot of people failing.
A lot.
Is it a “purity test” to ask someone not to cross a picket line?
It sure is a test. Of your most basic willingness to materially stand behind Palestinian liberation. Lot of people failing.
A lot.
Is it a “purity test” to ask someone not to cross a picket line?