Timchat Torah
@landbeforetim.bsky.social
Timothy. 31. Texas. AuDHD. Writer from within the mists. Addicted to the spiciest foods. Heaven-brushing-the-sea colored eyes. Actually a Golden Retriever in a trench coat.
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In response to today’s news
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
In response to today’s news
I don’t care what anyone says Sidney Frank is a HERO
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I don’t care what anyone says Sidney Frank is a HERO
If I owned Bluesky, I’d have this pop up and make people confirm they read it before they’re allowed to reply
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
If I owned Bluesky, I’d have this pop up and make people confirm they read it before they’re allowed to reply
This is always rent free in my head
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is always rent free in my head
I see we are still discussing bad food takes
Wait until y’all find out about the guy who eats cold turkey dipping it in peanut butter and BBQ sauce
Wait until y’all find out about the guy who eats cold turkey dipping it in peanut butter and BBQ sauce
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I see we are still discussing bad food takes
Wait until y’all find out about the guy who eats cold turkey dipping it in peanut butter and BBQ sauce
Wait until y’all find out about the guy who eats cold turkey dipping it in peanut butter and BBQ sauce
No one:
47 year old “twinks” on tinder:
47 year old “twinks” on tinder:
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 AM
No one:
47 year old “twinks” on tinder:
47 year old “twinks” on tinder:
We used to be a RESPECTABLE nation where a kid can order a banquet ham
November 26, 2025 at 3:47 AM
We used to be a RESPECTABLE nation where a kid can order a banquet ham
Finally I can live out my dream of smelling like *reads bottle* holiday pickles?
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Finally I can live out my dream of smelling like *reads bottle* holiday pickles?
I was reading a book under the shady tree before the wind decided to assault me
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I was reading a book under the shady tree before the wind decided to assault me
I can’t stop thinking about this video
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I can’t stop thinking about this video
“It’s not fair to expect us to pay for books! I don’t have money! And uh uh besides I’m doing my civic duty by boycotting Amazon! Authors are mean and greedy!”
Try this one simple life hack
Try this one simple life hack
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
“It’s not fair to expect us to pay for books! I don’t have money! And uh uh besides I’m doing my civic duty by boycotting Amazon! Authors are mean and greedy!”
Try this one simple life hack
Try this one simple life hack
Jesus Christ. He’s also just fully doxxing people
Everyone report this post for doxxing and report his account for harassment
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Everyone report this post for doxxing and report his account for harassment
bsky.app/profile/chiw...
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Jesus Christ. He’s also just fully doxxing people
Everyone report this post for doxxing and report his account for harassment
bsky.app/profile/chiw...
Everyone report this post for doxxing and report his account for harassment
bsky.app/profile/chiw...
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
This. Is. Not. Enough
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
This. Is. Not. Enough
November 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
This. Is. Not. Enough
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
All the things she said
Running through my head
Running through my head
All the things she said
This. Is. Not. Enough
🛑 Selfie checkpoint 🛑
Share a selfie when you see this.
Share a selfie when you see this.
November 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
🛑 Selfie checkpoint 🛑
Share a selfie when you see this.
Share a selfie when you see this.
“We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?”
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
“We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?”
Happy Resignation Day for all those who celebrate 🥳🥳🥳🥳 (Sound On)
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Happy Resignation Day for all those who celebrate 🥳🥳🥳🥳 (Sound On)
“This is a website for Millennials and only Millennials” I sure talk to a lot of not Millennials for this to be true
I don’t care about the hammer and sickle part, but it’s HILARIOUS to claim this site is for millennials when it’s clearly more aimed at gen x than anyone else
I don’t care about the hammer and sickle part, but it’s HILARIOUS to claim this site is for millennials when it’s clearly more aimed at gen x than anyone else
November 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
“This is a website for Millennials and only Millennials” I sure talk to a lot of not Millennials for this to be true
I don’t care about the hammer and sickle part, but it’s HILARIOUS to claim this site is for millennials when it’s clearly more aimed at gen x than anyone else
I don’t care about the hammer and sickle part, but it’s HILARIOUS to claim this site is for millennials when it’s clearly more aimed at gen x than anyone else
“Certain antipsychotics like haloperidol (Haldol), risperidone (Risperdal)”
“Antidepressant medications like fluoxetine (Prozac) and sertraline (Zoloft)”
Holy shit I think you spotted the likely causes
Damn win for Che
“Antidepressant medications like fluoxetine (Prozac) and sertraline (Zoloft)”
Holy shit I think you spotted the likely causes
Damn win for Che
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
“Certain antipsychotics like haloperidol (Haldol), risperidone (Risperdal)”
“Antidepressant medications like fluoxetine (Prozac) and sertraline (Zoloft)”
Holy shit I think you spotted the likely causes
Damn win for Che
“Antidepressant medications like fluoxetine (Prozac) and sertraline (Zoloft)”
Holy shit I think you spotted the likely causes
Damn win for Che
Evil Eye thread
Y’know what I have a resting autism angry face in some selfies I never post that I can finally use for this
Y’know what I have a resting autism angry face in some selfies I never post that I can finally use for this
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Evil Eye thread
Y’know what I have a resting autism angry face in some selfies I never post that I can finally use for this
Y’know what I have a resting autism angry face in some selfies I never post that I can finally use for this
Can someone remind the weather it’s currently AUTUMN
November 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Can someone remind the weather it’s currently AUTUMN
Ask and you shall receive
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Ask and you shall receive
“Lesbian breakup”
November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Lesbian breakup”