Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
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Being popular on social media is like being the most conveniently located bathroom in an airport
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my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
November 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
my daughter announced, with great confidence, that the lit menorah in the city plaza was for people who celebrate harmonica
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I wanna know all of your favorite songs
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I wanna know all of your favorite songs
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Saying that we have a problem with journalism implies that journalism is a thing that is actually taking place
April 7, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Saying that we have a problem with journalism implies that journalism is a thing that is actually taking place
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Forget a roomba. I want a little robot coffee table that brings me my drink.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Forget a roomba. I want a little robot coffee table that brings me my drink.
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I recycle jokes because I care about the environment 😇
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I recycle jokes because I care about the environment 😇
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high fucktose porn syrup
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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Giving thanks this year for moving far enough away from the village that waifs and urchins no longer throw rocks at me when I leave my cave for my evening perambulation
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Giving thanks this year for moving far enough away from the village that waifs and urchins no longer throw rocks at me when I leave my cave for my evening perambulation
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My Thanksgiving wish is that the townsfolk wouldn't call me "Street Rat" as I pluckily steal food with the scoundrelly monkey who is my only friend
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My Thanksgiving wish is that the townsfolk wouldn't call me "Street Rat" as I pluckily steal food with the scoundrelly monkey who is my only friend
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(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined
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take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are
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I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I prefer solitude too much to compromise with the world.
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BREAKING: DOGE Dissolves After Successfully Stealing Confidential Information and Taxpayer Data on Every American
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
BREAKING: DOGE Dissolves After Successfully Stealing Confidential Information and Taxpayer Data on Every American
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If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If you’re cold, I’m cold. Bring me a side of mashed potatoes and gravy
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Please I beg you to find the love of reskeeting others
I can't "do" an only you account. I'm sorry. And you seem so witty,kind and wickedly snarky but an "only" timeline raises red flags
Bluesky is filled with wonderful accounts
Reskeet
spread that shit around like fertilizer..
Flowers are needed
I can't "do" an only you account. I'm sorry. And you seem so witty,kind and wickedly snarky but an "only" timeline raises red flags
Bluesky is filled with wonderful accounts
Reskeet
spread that shit around like fertilizer..
Flowers are needed
April 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Please I beg you to find the love of reskeeting others
I can't "do" an only you account. I'm sorry. And you seem so witty,kind and wickedly snarky but an "only" timeline raises red flags
Bluesky is filled with wonderful accounts
Reskeet
spread that shit around like fertilizer..
Flowers are needed
I can't "do" an only you account. I'm sorry. And you seem so witty,kind and wickedly snarky but an "only" timeline raises red flags
Bluesky is filled with wonderful accounts
Reskeet
spread that shit around like fertilizer..
Flowers are needed
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over 18k posts is clearly a sign of a well balanced person and not a desperate cry for help
November 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
over 18k posts is clearly a sign of a well balanced person and not a desperate cry for help
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Never logging off
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Never logging off
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Men of Bluesky Calendar
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Men of Bluesky Calendar
Me watching Thor and the Hulk tear my car in half to hit Thanos with, but Thanos blocks it and disintegrates it while I've got the check for my last payment in my pocket
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Me watching Thor and the Hulk tear my car in half to hit Thanos with, but Thanos blocks it and disintegrates it while I've got the check for my last payment in my pocket
Face down, ass up... that's how I look for the last good pen I have that just rolled under my desk and now my back hurts, but it's really the last decent pen in the building
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Face down, ass up... that's how I look for the last good pen I have that just rolled under my desk and now my back hurts, but it's really the last decent pen in the building
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.