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it WAS a giant rocket in my pocket actually (but it's still nice seeing you!!)
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When I get my second wind, gods help you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Every garbage can finds its lid, as they say.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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i was the 5th horseman but they never wait up for me
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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so many opinions on here and not enough empathy

*scurries back into shell
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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So I was walking along the sandy beach with jesus. (yes like the poem) and I looke behind me and saw like 80 pairs of footprints and I was like "jesus, what gives?" and he was like "It's a public beach, my child"
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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i'm gonna pay it forward by helping the hamburger
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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nope, that wasn't the way to phrase it
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
sometimes i wish i could stop talking when i'm in the middle of talking but i never can
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I just grow one fingernail super long prior to soup season.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I have a hammer and EVERYTHING IS A NAIL!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
quick! don’t think just pick, trees or seas?
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Conservatives: Godless societies sacrificed children!

Also conservatives: We brought back whooping cough!
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I don't wanna be the spoon anyone stirs the pot with
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Just imagining myself walking down the aisle to you, to the tune of the Law & Order theme song played by a live orchestra.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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i got a new planner so don’t be surprised if you see me getting my life together
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
guysguysguys!!!

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the problem with being a “Swearer” is that when you’re REALLY mad, swears aren’t enough
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
the problem with being a “Swearer” is that when you’re REALLY mad, swears aren’t enough
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
so there's no one here who expects me to be mature about this headline, right?
‘Butt breathing’ could help people who can’t get oxygen the regular way
Takanori Takebe’s strange investigation into whether humans can use the gut for breathing has surprisingly sentimental origins: helping his dad.
www.sciencenews.org
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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The sun is setting at 3. Bed time should be 7 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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True intimacy is sharing a turkey neck lady and the tramp style
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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It’s so funny to me that the entire Art Of The Deal is just not holding up your end of the bargain
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM