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i don't blame you (yes i do)
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Pinned
it WAS a giant rocket in my pocket actually (but it's still nice seeing you!!)
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When I get my second wind, gods help you.
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
When I get my second wind, gods help you.
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Every garbage can finds its lid, as they say.
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Every garbage can finds its lid, as they say.
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i was the 5th horseman but they never wait up for me
November 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i was the 5th horseman but they never wait up for me
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
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so many opinions on here and not enough empathy
*scurries back into shell
*scurries back into shell
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
so many opinions on here and not enough empathy
*scurries back into shell
*scurries back into shell
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So I was walking along the sandy beach with jesus. (yes like the poem) and I looke behind me and saw like 80 pairs of footprints and I was like "jesus, what gives?" and he was like "It's a public beach, my child"
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
So I was walking along the sandy beach with jesus. (yes like the poem) and I looke behind me and saw like 80 pairs of footprints and I was like "jesus, what gives?" and he was like "It's a public beach, my child"
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i'm gonna pay it forward by helping the hamburger
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i'm gonna pay it forward by helping the hamburger
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nope, that wasn't the way to phrase it
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 PM
nope, that wasn't the way to phrase it
sometimes i wish i could stop talking when i'm in the middle of talking but i never can
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
sometimes i wish i could stop talking when i'm in the middle of talking but i never can
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I just grow one fingernail super long prior to soup season.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just grow one fingernail super long prior to soup season.
I have a hammer and EVERYTHING IS A NAIL!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I have a hammer and EVERYTHING IS A NAIL!!
quick! don’t think just pick, trees or seas?
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 PM
quick! don’t think just pick, trees or seas?
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If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
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Conservatives: Godless societies sacrificed children!
Also conservatives: We brought back whooping cough!
Also conservatives: We brought back whooping cough!
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Conservatives: Godless societies sacrificed children!
Also conservatives: We brought back whooping cough!
Also conservatives: We brought back whooping cough!
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I don't wanna be the spoon anyone stirs the pot with
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don't wanna be the spoon anyone stirs the pot with
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Just imagining myself walking down the aisle to you, to the tune of the Law & Order theme song played by a live orchestra.
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Just imagining myself walking down the aisle to you, to the tune of the Law & Order theme song played by a live orchestra.
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i got a new planner so don’t be surprised if you see me getting my life together
November 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
i got a new planner so don’t be surprised if you see me getting my life together
guysguysguys!!!
✨BUTT BREATHER✨
✨BUTT BREATHER✨
the problem with being a “Swearer” is that when you’re REALLY mad, swears aren’t enough
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
guysguysguys!!!
✨BUTT BREATHER✨
✨BUTT BREATHER✨
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
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inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
inside me are two burritos, they were delicious
the problem with being a “Swearer” is that when you’re REALLY mad, swears aren’t enough
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
the problem with being a “Swearer” is that when you’re REALLY mad, swears aren’t enough
so there's no one here who expects me to be mature about this headline, right?
‘Butt breathing’ could help people who can’t get oxygen the regular way
Takanori Takebe’s strange investigation into whether humans can use the gut for breathing has surprisingly sentimental origins: helping his dad.
www.sciencenews.org
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
so there's no one here who expects me to be mature about this headline, right?
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The sun is setting at 3. Bed time should be 7 PM
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The sun is setting at 3. Bed time should be 7 PM
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True intimacy is sharing a turkey neck lady and the tramp style
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
True intimacy is sharing a turkey neck lady and the tramp style
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It’s so funny to me that the entire Art Of The Deal is just not holding up your end of the bargain
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It’s so funny to me that the entire Art Of The Deal is just not holding up your end of the bargain