Smams
@smams.bsky.social
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Evil friendshiped to hulk fucks car dot top
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@smams.bsky.social
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this woman turned smams into compost!
This smams is compost for an amazing reason!
Who are you to tell me what is or is not cute? I agree, but the principle stands, you are not the arbiter of my subjective experience. Don't you understand? I am. I AM! I AM THE ONE WHO DECIDES WHAT IS OR IS NOT CUTE TO ME!! NOBODY ELSE! NOT YOU! NOT YOU!!!
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Who are you to tell me what is or is not cute? I agree, but the principle stands, you are not the arbiter of my subjective experience. Don't you understand? I am. I AM! I AM THE ONE WHO DECIDES WHAT IS OR IS NOT CUTE TO ME!! NOBODY ELSE! NOT YOU! NOT YOU!!!
I feel like as I expand my following and what I am following I run into more interpersonal conflict. Not bad inherently, conflict is human, but I wonder at the mechanism for the increase. I certainly haven't changed my posting style to any serious degree, so I figure it must be survivorship. 🧵
November 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I feel like as I expand my following and what I am following I run into more interpersonal conflict. Not bad inherently, conflict is human, but I wonder at the mechanism for the increase. I certainly haven't changed my posting style to any serious degree, so I figure it must be survivorship. 🧵
EN GARDE! HAVE AT THEE! HYAH!
November 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
EN GARDE! HAVE AT THEE! HYAH!
so @hontdog.bsky.social is a winner. he should be praised forever.
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
so @hontdog.bsky.social is a winner. he should be praised forever.
There had better be pasta and a sauce in that medium sized pan or so help my hamburger
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
There had better be pasta and a sauce in that medium sized pan or so help my hamburger
So @hontdog.bsky.social is a hotdog. What should he be topped with for consumption?
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
So @hontdog.bsky.social is a hotdog. What should he be topped with for consumption?
I appreciate all of my posts. The bad ones haunt me, which I deserve.
November 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I appreciate all of my posts. The bad ones haunt me, which I deserve.
Call my bedroom a small town diner the way I get two hotdogs all the way.
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Call my bedroom a small town diner the way I get two hotdogs all the way.
"Ough"
quote with ur favorite bingus
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Ough"
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totalitarian overreach 😔
🇺🇸 let's write hulk fics to fight the system.
🇺🇸 let's write hulk fics to fight the system.
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
totalitarian overreach 😔
🇺🇸 let's write hulk fics to fight the system.
🇺🇸 let's write hulk fics to fight the system.
This smams is compost for an amazing reason!
this woman turned smams into compost!
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This smams is compost for an amazing reason!
Do you think god lets it hang in that toga thing
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Do you think god lets it hang in that toga thing
Epcot city style shopping mall so I can make one of every store. The first one will be the milk store.
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Epcot city style shopping mall so I can make one of every store. The first one will be the milk store.
Yeah I've got some black deals but like black as in blackguard so like evil and against the forces of good and christianity. Like I'm satan or some shit.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Yeah I've got some black deals but like black as in blackguard so like evil and against the forces of good and christianity. Like I'm satan or some shit.
Damn this cat is fucking zonked out of his mind he don't even see that the tele v is not on. 😂
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Damn this cat is fucking zonked out of his mind he don't even see that the tele v is not on. 😂
Oh yeah? The regular internet can do this if you ask it in the firm of "looking it up" which I think is cooler.
You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Oh yeah? The regular internet can do this if you ask it in the firm of "looking it up" which I think is cooler.
This is a dream come true. I am able to tell people I'm more right than they are all around the world. It's also a nightmare because of all the people who are more right than I am.
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 AM
This is a dream come true. I am able to tell people I'm more right than they are all around the world. It's also a nightmare because of all the people who are more right than I am.
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Those fetish arts with cock warmers for giant hyper large cocks always confused me. Are they always hard? Or always soft? How do the cock sock things stay on?
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Those fetish arts with cock warmers for giant hyper large cocks always confused me. Are they always hard? Or always soft? How do the cock sock things stay on?
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Too much. I knew a guy, horfing down nothing but pumpkin pie. By the end he was eating the filling straight out of the can. He got too strong, and the US military tried to recruit him. He went to the soviets, and when they told him there wasn't thanksgiving in russia he died.
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Too much. I knew a guy, horfing down nothing but pumpkin pie. By the end he was eating the filling straight out of the can. He got too strong, and the US military tried to recruit him. He went to the soviets, and when they told him there wasn't thanksgiving in russia he died.
Mayo turkey. This is something
November 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Mayo turkey. This is something
Zega mulled over dunting binny on the tl
bro just pulled a gimgle on deeny
November 27, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Zega mulled over dunting binny on the tl
Don't turn on the oven light, just trust the process
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Don't turn on the oven light, just trust the process
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As the only ethical single man my "objectification" thing is actually a kink I have instead of a product of socionormative things so it's more "opt in"
January 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
As the only ethical single man my "objectification" thing is actually a kink I have instead of a product of socionormative things so it's more "opt in"
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Hello? Racism department? Oh no sorry I didn't know that. Yeah ok. Thank you. Goodbye.
Hello, Racist Department?
Hello, Racist Department?
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hello? Racism department? Oh no sorry I didn't know that. Yeah ok. Thank you. Goodbye.
Hello, Racist Department?
Hello, Racist Department?