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@smams.bsky.social

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Notable adult Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt" It's not a pepe, it's its own frog 1 like = 1 smam I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 16d

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car fucks hulk @carfuckshulk.top · 16d

good i hope you turn into a little smams puddle and i'll go vacuum you up and put you in a jar and put a figurine in the jar and everyone will think its a cum jar but no its a smams jar

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Smams @smams.bsky.social · 3h

I hVe problems with this

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 5h

To be clear, I still support women cheating, but the guy? That's like, really bad

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 5h

After learning abojt JFKs infidelity, I kind of think he deserved it.

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 5h

After learning abojt JFKs infidelity, I kind of think he deserved it.

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 6h

I'm going to jacking off and repetetive mouse movements in video games until I can match your power

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 6h

I never had a "phone that wasn't a smartphone" I wasn't allowed portable devices in elementary, and by middle school the samsung S7 had come out.

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 6h

If you think it means anything other than "a riff on the name sam" then no. Unless you got it even more right.

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 6h

Nuclear? No. The Smams apocalypse? Perchance

Smams @smams.bsky.social · 6h

I call It a "monster surprise" unless I'm in mixed company. Then I call it a nut