Smams
@smams.bsky.social
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Evil friendshiped to hulk fucks car dot top
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Rubbing my legs together but in a cricket way and not a horny way. Never a horny way
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Rubbing my legs together but in a cricket way and not a horny way. Never a horny way
To avoid the crashout thread, you must keep your spirit clean by sending me (godly) a 10th of your income
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
To avoid the crashout thread, you must keep your spirit clean by sending me (godly) a 10th of your income
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Not "so bad its good" or "you can't handle it" bad, but "this isn't anything at all, it has no merit, I feel depressed now" bad.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Not "so bad its good" or "you can't handle it" bad, but "this isn't anything at all, it has no merit, I feel depressed now" bad.
So, contrary to popular belief, I'm not "Zmams"
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
So, contrary to popular belief, I'm not "Zmams"
I'm in the epstien logs but I kept an aloof air that all but confirms that I wasn't really into all that pedophile stuff.
November 15, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm in the epstien logs but I kept an aloof air that all but confirms that I wasn't really into all that pedophile stuff.
It's funny how even as stupid as trump is, we are finding out that among rich pedophiles, he's probably one of the more well-spoken.
November 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
It's funny how even as stupid as trump is, we are finding out that among rich pedophiles, he's probably one of the more well-spoken.
What is wrong with me? (rhetorical question) (the rhetoric is that I'm perfect)
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What is wrong with me? (rhetorical question) (the rhetoric is that I'm perfect)
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What is wrong with you
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 AM
What is wrong with you
Im dressed too nice to be in this arbys
November 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Im dressed too nice to be in this arbys
In the event of my death I leave all my money and assets to smams
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
In the event of my death I leave all my money and assets to smams
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The cops wont see your ACAB bumper sticker, but your buddy born out of wedlock will 😢
June 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The cops wont see your ACAB bumper sticker, but your buddy born out of wedlock will 😢
Everyone wants to get my ass but no one wants to get me
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Everyone wants to get my ass but no one wants to get me
As the only ethical man I will kill snuff bait only after ensuring they have fulfilling lives.
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
As the only ethical man I will kill snuff bait only after ensuring they have fulfilling lives.
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hunter schafer as rosalina in mario galaxy movie?
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
hunter schafer as rosalina in mario galaxy movie?
motts fruit gummies should be a schedule I drug
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
motts fruit gummies should be a schedule I drug
What do you think epstein's friendsgiving recipie was? I bet he could do a good spiced banana bread.
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What do you think epstein's friendsgiving recipie was? I bet he could do a good spiced banana bread.
My favorite poster is the one with the main cast on it so I know who I'm looking at.
November 13, 2025 at 2:31 AM
My favorite poster is the one with the main cast on it so I know who I'm looking at.
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it's a big club and *BONK*
November 13, 2025 at 1:08 AM
it's a big club and *BONK*
Hey can you find me that post I was thinking of?
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hey can you find me that post I was thinking of?
Send me emails to send to other people in need of emails
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Send me emails to send to other people in need of emails
Carbonizing my face by putting it next to the sun and pouring coca cola on it.
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Carbonizing my face by putting it next to the sun and pouring coca cola on it.
Stop saying you're my cousin just because you fucked my aunt. That's not even how that works.
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Stop saying you're my cousin just because you fucked my aunt. That's not even how that works.
Millenial who grew up in the 60s: as a child I thought I'd be dealing with a lot more neighbors coming over to ask for a cup of sugar than I have in my adult life
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Millenial who grew up in the 60s: as a child I thought I'd be dealing with a lot more neighbors coming over to ask for a cup of sugar than I have in my adult life