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SLAM JOHNSON

@mlyp.bsky.social

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

"Lori? I'm from the internet."

Out now on Patreon <3
www.patreon.com/posts/141021...

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 5m

Put some new music out too - continuing my trend of taking 1 element from a piece of the metal gear soundtrack and building on it

Mi-24

MY MAIN GOAL IS TO GET SIMULTANEOUS DEATH THREATS FROM ALL MEMBERS OF THE HIT TV SHOW

soundcloud.com

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Brian McFadden @mcfadden.bsky.social · 10h

Asking Sam Altman's Porno A.I. to make Edward Penishands play the piano like Jerry Lee Lewis to burn every data center to the ground.

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 11h

"I'm From The Internet."
youtu.be/yUhV7JFdOic

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 17h

New Video Day (later today)

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

Tilki is 3 now!

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

Canadian Pedophile DOWN

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

there's some podcasts i love - and I just can't listen to them because it's 4 minutes of ads every 15 minutes. Insufferable experience.

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

fucked up that i turn up in twitch chats and people now recognise me - Please do not perceive me when I'm trying to get NorthernLion or Tom Walker to riff on my messages

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

Snake, watch for the loose skin at the base of his neck.

It’s a grip point. Seize it to control their head and initiate CQC. Use it to break their posture, and finish with a clean takedown.

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

I'm slowly recycling some podcast stuff into proper video stuff

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merritt @merrittk.com · 2d

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 1d

gorillas are proof even vegans can be strong

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

at what point of youtube clout do i get to get emails from (and decline) raid shadow legends sponsorship offers

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 1d

whats fucked up is its 1.90:1

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

tbh the only thing that gets me to an imax these days is if its a godzilla type movie - that deserves a bigger screen than the big screen

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

tall screen

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

Feeding my dog cheese until it explodes to own the left

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

Not to contribute further to the Hasan Maybe Electrocutes his dog discourse but when 5 of the internets most popular pedophiles and rapists are all doing zapruder style film analysis then it’s hard to take it seriously.

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

posting stuff like this to scare the normies that accidentally followed me

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

oh thank god

SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

hold on lemme check real quick for myself

Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.bsky.social · 2d

I was just curious how old Zohran is and googled and apparently his birthday is a month after mine to the day and The Husband goes 'you're gonna be older than the mayor of New York' and now I'm just....staring off into the distance. I've always been young! This hasn't happened to me yet! I'm shook!

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

hot ice cream

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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 2d

Yes yes ofc you get context about Tyra's hot ice cream venture in Australia here u go, here's poison words to rattle around inside YOUR brains for the next few days too 🥰 🥵 🍨

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SLAM JOHNSON @mlyp.bsky.social · 2d

Head of OPs at twitter is posting this shit while manually manipulating payouts for bluechecks.

Nikita has a history of joining companies and extracting data then leaving as it collapses. I don’t think this will be different.