Smams
@smams.bsky.social
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
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Pedant is spelled "peh-dunt"
It's not a pepe, it's its own frog
1 like = 1 smam
I couldn't decide between my snappy one-liner bios, so I put them all
Evil friendshiped to hulk fucks car dot top
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Me and most of my reply guys (and additional people if they don't like the label)
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Me and most of my reply guys (and additional people if they don't like the label)
Me and most of my reply guys (and additional people if they don't like the label)
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Me and most of my reply guys (and additional people if they don't like the label)
shut up i'm working it out
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
shut up i'm working it out
hold on I'll make fanart
November 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
hold on I'll make fanart
we should make a new gc about me. we'll call it "smams universe and also friends"
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
we should make a new gc about me. we'll call it "smams universe and also friends"
that's not true, the gaslights get brighter before they go out. you know this.
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
that's not true, the gaslights get brighter before they go out. you know this.
and I'm not? I've got a lot of followers on blusky for crhissake
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
and I'm not? I've got a lot of followers on blusky for crhissake
damn yall should really add me to the gc
November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
damn yall should really add me to the gc
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the cumstack should be schedule 1. Too many young adults are cumming their brains out and dehydrating into mummies on the streets.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the cumstack should be schedule 1. Too many young adults are cumming their brains out and dehydrating into mummies on the streets.
the cumstack should be schedule 1. Too many young adults are cumming their brains out and dehydrating into mummies on the streets.
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
the cumstack should be schedule 1. Too many young adults are cumming their brains out and dehydrating into mummies on the streets.
She might as well... that's not even half as bad as *killing* you.
November 17, 2025 at 4:19 AM
She might as well... that's not even half as bad as *killing* you.
They need to invent something that fills all three niches of the warm soft and fresh triangle
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
They need to invent something that fills all three niches of the warm soft and fresh triangle
I am smams. This is true.
November 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I am smams. This is true.
Look, we work efficiently and professionally, I am one of many for hire horny engagement officers, and if I happen to field my own sales, then that is my prerogative.
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Look, we work efficiently and professionally, I am one of many for hire horny engagement officers, and if I happen to field my own sales, then that is my prerogative.
never mind I am a true believer now
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
never mind I am a true believer now
I must warn you though any petitions for bricked up reading must be filed within five buisiness days of the reading date.
November 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I must warn you though any petitions for bricked up reading must be filed within five buisiness days of the reading date.
statistically, by posting things on the internet, some people are bricked up while consuming your produced literature.
If you are the type to hate ambiguity, I can arrange for someone to read your posts while bricked up, to make it certainly rather than statistically.
If you are the type to hate ambiguity, I can arrange for someone to read your posts while bricked up, to make it certainly rather than statistically.
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
statistically, by posting things on the internet, some people are bricked up while consuming your produced literature.
If you are the type to hate ambiguity, I can arrange for someone to read your posts while bricked up, to make it certainly rather than statistically.
If you are the type to hate ambiguity, I can arrange for someone to read your posts while bricked up, to make it certainly rather than statistically.
so, if you are still in need of definitional assistance being "bricked up" is euphemistic for being fully erect.
November 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
so, if you are still in need of definitional assistance being "bricked up" is euphemistic for being fully erect.
if this is real then I'm sorry I love you, if this is facetious then my post is really mean to a *fake* you. so it's ok.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
if this is real then I'm sorry I love you, if this is facetious then my post is really mean to a *fake* you. so it's ok.
girl who thinks supplements for cum are the same as psychoactives:
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 AM
girl who thinks supplements for cum are the same as psychoactives: