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Bingus, Prophet of Ough
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25 | She/Her | Queer | Trans rights or fuck off

call me Bingus or Vera, whichever u prefer :3
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bingus arm reveal :3
oughhhgg goodnight
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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robot girl that needs her emotion carts taken out and blown on occasionally when she gets too fried by something
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
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one time I told may partner “I would love to be small, like small enough for you to carry me around in your pocket” and they said “awwh yes! Imagine: I could carry you to the sandwich shop and I could eat a sandwich and you could—very determinedly, and with Eating A Sandwich energy—eat an almond”
November 28, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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thanksgivings really like the pre cum of christmas
November 28, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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if u say charlie kirk 3 times in the mirror he appears and says “ughwagughhahh”
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
ouggggghhhhgg
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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call my pussy warioware the way it’s got over 200 minigames
January 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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Continued: Enema 10
November 28, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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also i accidentally typed tight and it reminded me of you getting pegged fuck you
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Stepsister robot wives call that stepfister
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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When another "guy" in the TTRPG, usually pretty disengaged from the roleplaying, makes a female character for the first time and then starts talking about the elaborate backstory for his new character.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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[cums so hard my knees buckle] haha its jjust a prank bro
November 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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JK Masturbation 2
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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One of my classmates’ citation link having “ChatGPT” on the end of it, meaning they probably put the whole two pages we had to read into ChatGPT

do you need the big computer to think for you :( can you not read two pages :( did you pay thousands of dollars to learn nothing at all for yourself :((
November 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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i’m so full i could shit a horse
November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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"because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people" is how he finished that sentence
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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great day for people who love beige foods
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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topping my wife and calling it being in an accident
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo...

I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.

#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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getting 1 shake on thanksgiving and asking for two straws and the employee there thinks im trying to make it look like i have a date but i know im just going to use the other one to sound later
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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sorry i can't go to that thing tonight. yeah im gonna be busy taking poison damage and cycling through the same three grunting sound effects. yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM