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Bingus, the Sage
@unclesheo.bsky.social
25 | She/Her | Queer | Trans rights or fuck off

call me Bingus or Vera, whichever u prefer :3
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bingus arm reveal :3
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Reblag to cuck me nasty
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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sorry wrong country its Indian
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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i'm gonna shove ur face in there >:3
bingus arm reveal :3
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
i made dino nuggies in the michaelwave :3
girl who's gonna make nuggies in the michaelwave
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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rubbing prog cream on my clarus the dogcow tattoo til she grows an udder
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
girl who's gonna make nuggies in the michaelwave
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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"the ps5 doesn't have games" uh huh. keep laughing. see you on hidden objects 7.
Hidden Objects 7: Unsolved Case Collector's Edition (PS5) $21.99 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). https://ow.ly/YJUM50XphkC
November 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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A local sales rep reportedly is finding the perks of her new promotion to be a bit underwhelming.
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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goob meowning

plappy monday :3
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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a few months ago I said "having generative AI handle absolutely anything with regards to healthcare is a nightmare and should be banned" and a bunch of people made fun of me and called me stupid. anyways,
November 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I'm a single issue voter,
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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People keep telling me to watch Hazbin Hotel and while I'm sure it's lovely the visual style is unfortunately and repellently glompcore
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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The thing about tanking anxiety in XIV is that the game has simplified tanking to a degree where most tanks are actually just going "im da king of da highway" through the whole dungeon without pressing buttons, and you likely won't realize it unless you've played for like 7,000 hours. So dw about it
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
be the reason a politician pulls a budd dwyer
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
i'm gonna shove ur face in there >:3
bingus arm reveal :3
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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fuck it i'm gonna do a music thread :3

starting with da basics

this list is incredibly condensed

many of these bands have dozens of bangers so i can't list them all

i'll be adding to this thread occasionally :3
October 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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bingus arm reveal :3
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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fuck it dawg i've never done one of these

why not :3

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November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i will take every opportunity to dunk on bond, because while it's culturally important, it never worked outside the uk in the 60s, but they keep trying to force it to.
it's really funny that snake eater clears every actual bond song by a mile
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
it's really funny that snake eater clears every actual bond song by a mile
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
goob meowning

plappy monday :3
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
oki back to silly mode
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
bingus political take of the day:

if every few weeks u have to call ur reps to remind them not to vote for the "kill everyone who voted for me" bill, maybe they aren't actually representing u and the system is a sham
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM