Bingus, the Sage
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Bingus, the Sage
@unclesheo.bsky.social
25 | She/Her | Queer | Trans rights or fuck off

call me Bingus or Vera, whichever u prefer :3
bingus
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 AM
autism :3 (positive)
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
fuck it why not
worse case scenario i have to counter who ever that is personally
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
arm update :3

it's so fuckin sore dawg
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
cold bingus wit da gloves :3
November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
i haven't
i do kinda wanna learn python someday tho
November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
assuming i have to catch them myself, zero.
i'd feel bad about it
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
my elementary school had a fuckin massive one in the library on this fancy lectern, prob that
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
idk prob something that could fly at least
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
whos there
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
one and i'm fine with one :3
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
:(
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
trying to crawl under cause ig maybe i could fight some of them off
November 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
idk about personality wise but i'm gonna be a stereotype and say that the ones i'd like the most would be shape shifting or teleportation
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
i'm gonna be real with u, that ain't happening

if u wanna see my ass u gotta come over :3
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
don't have one but for the purposes of this question, it's u, the reader.

also thank uuuuu love u tooo :3
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
2 half sized clones cause housing, feeding, clothing, and transporting a 12 foot tall me would be a logistical nightmare
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
bingus :3
November 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
ngl i don't really work out but i plan on starting

i'm just built like tgat i guess :3
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
:3
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
nah i'm a sub there's a difference :3
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
hai emilia it's bingus

i'm eepy :3
November 7, 2025 at 6:11 AM
oughhgg i'm gonna bing.,,,,
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
ough bungus
November 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM