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sheeven shpielberg 🏳️‍🌈
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writing stuff, they/them, 38. AuDHD. sober stoner.
from the river to the sea
🖤🩶🤍💜

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Pinned
Stories gave humanity strangers in common.
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Leaking the DMs on main??? Is Donald Trump secretly a Bluesky Elder?
BREAKING

President Trump has posted what appears to be a private message from President Macron of France where Macron says:

“I do not understand what you are doing on Greenland.”
January 20, 2026 at 6:27 AM
🧐 genuinely what the hell does she mean
“For every kick in the testicles, there’s a McRib.”
January 20, 2026 at 6:11 AM
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I'm really unable to spend much, so please give Kate extra money in my place
Yeah, I'm just in a bad place, please forgive me for these posts, I'm just struggling terribly lately in particular and have been dealing with a lot of other things, too. Anything will genuinely help out so much. Thank you for your patience and love and grace.
Hi all, I need help w/groceries and n95 masks. This is pretty urgent and I would absolutely appreciate any help possible, genuinely, as always, anything really does help me. ♡ thank you all so much for your grace and patience.
www.paypal.me/XP1991
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cash.app/$laPazdeKate
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venmo.com/code?user_id...
January 20, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
thezebra.org
January 19, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Holy shit
I was floored
January 20, 2026 at 5:58 AM
holy shit
This thread is a literal wild ride
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 5:58 AM
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Never forget
January 20, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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January 20, 2026 at 5:51 AM
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when oomf is acting up
January 20, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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Gonna try this. I will answer things I feel that I can. :)
January 20, 2026 at 4:39 AM
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I'm copying too 🫣😂
January 20, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Ending the long weekend with my best boy. 🪶
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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[having deep conversation
with friend while cooking
burgers in his backyard]

them: i just want to see her

me: crank the heat
and stop flipping it
January 20, 2026 at 3:59 AM
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he just looked... like. "oh hey i see you in there," in this like. unsanctioned approval

stuck with me ☺️
January 20, 2026 at 12:59 AM
if y'all never listened to linkin park's remix album after hybrid theory, you should check it out and see if it's your thing. it's hip-hoppier, with fun chopped and screwed bits. it's all mike and one engineer, with features and stuff.

and a cool violin throughline thing! 🤓
January 20, 2026 at 2:43 AM
damn.
January 20, 2026 at 2:34 AM
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if you don’t want to parallel play with me then i don’t want it
January 20, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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does anyone have a favorite song off living things by linkin park? i never really got into that album
January 20, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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crawling in my crawl [now with less copyright infringing footage]
YouTube video by blurby
youtu.be
January 20, 2026 at 2:10 AM
what's the best linkin park song?
January 20, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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Ghostwritet für Sheeven

5) Biggest turn on:

Ein Geistermädchen, das Deutsch spricht
January 20, 2026 at 1:31 AM
13 INCHES OF SNOW THIS WEEKEND

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY

oh you fools are DEAD
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Oh shit just found a great one I sent to Tim Pool that got me suspended once
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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i cant reply to u cause idk why, but im so happy !! its crazy how much easier it makes shaving and i rarely hear it talked about
Just shaved with this method and I’m gonna fucking CRYYYY HAPPY TEARS OMGGG THIS IS A GAME CHANGER

It used to take hours to shaveeeee and I just did my entire body in like 20 minsssss THANK YIUU SO MUCHHHHH 😭 😭 😭 🥹 🥹 🥹 🫂 🫂 🫂
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM