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christmas sheev 🏳️‍🌈
@sheev.calamitousintent.com
writing stuff, being anonymous, they/them, 38
AuDHD. sober stoner.

🖤🩶🤍💜 👋🏻💚

@lamesheev.bsky.social 🦜

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Stories gave humanity strangers in common.
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Whats with the yuribots??
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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What in the Sam Hill is going on here?
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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When she pegs you with the thick one
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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well this calls for a Post, so pour the champagne
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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geocitiesologic time
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
It's dangerous to go alone... take this
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
it's all still the early ancient internet period
November 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
we all suck ourselves off across different journeys and bodies 😌 in a way 😌
November 30, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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so uh

all the good shitposters getting nerfed huh

theres always jorts horse
jorts.horse
Unstoppable shitposting engine.
jorts.horse
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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A Burmese mountain dog just walked into this bar like he owns the place and now he's making the rounds, saying hi to everyone like he's the damn mayor.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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more like pete hagueseth
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🍿 first rewatch of SYNECDOCHE, NY!

i loved it in 2008. let's see 😁
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Seanbaby made a joke about a vampire going for someone in a wheelchair and everyone reacted like he'd said something offensive and he couldn't understand why so he kept saying "people in wheelchairs have blood" (you know) which i found funny
Still working on my Seanbaby "people in wheelchairs have blood" shirt from the doggzone queen of the dammed episode
Oh no you're going to make me really like the disabled guy in blue eyed samurai and then do horrible shit to him aren't you
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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warlord bingus
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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y'all remember that naked fetish rabbi rothschild guy who would post on everyone's stuff with links to his livestream accompanied by indecipherable gibberish?

wonder how he's doin these days
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
long. mixed bag. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
November 30, 2025 at 12:21 AM
🍿 now seated for WIICKED
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Being American is so so humiliating
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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woman who makes simcity 2000 noises in bed zzzt clonk cruncha clanka brrttbbtbbtb yaaaaaayyyy SIMCOPTER ONE REPORTING HEAVY TRAFFIC pop click woooooo
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
we should call british invasion music GBpop
November 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
ya wanna see yoda's massive hog? 😏
Yeahhhh… yea he does 🫩
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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really asking how long you can keep the party going when people realize the music has stopped, the booze is gone, and it's 7:39am
Trump has canceled the GDP Report for the first time in history. He has also cancelled the Jobs Report. He is trying to conceal the weak economic performance his policies have caused .
www.newsweek.com/trump-cancel...
Trump canceling GDP report comes under scrutiny
The canceled release of the third-quarter GDP advance estimate has fueled speculation about the state of the economy.
www.newsweek.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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milf
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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what of the fuck is happening
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM