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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈

@sheev.calamitousintent.com

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writing stuff, being anonymous, they/he, 38 AuDHD. sober stoner. 🖤🩶🤍💜 👋🏻💚 @lamesheev.bsky.social 🦜 🇦🇶 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🇸🇸 🇺🇸

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · Nov 12

Stories gave humanity strangers in common.

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 2h

❤️❤️💔🖤🖤
ᴅɪsʜᴇs ⁻⁹⁹⁹⁹
🫧 🫧🥤🥤🍽️🍽️🍽️🥣 🫧🌪️

🧽 🤚
SOAPY CYCLONE

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 2h

and you lose weight?

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Samantha Spoopy @fictionaluser.bsky.social · 2h

We must harness the power of the lepidopterists

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 2h

like sucking all the air out of a ziploc?

😟

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 2h

like

a bubble?

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Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 2h

I am not allowed to fold the blanket

Black cat nestled in a fuzzy tan blanket

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 3h

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

it's horrifying it's huge it's everything 🫨

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

concerning

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

[person i know] talks to grok all the time

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

the right crowd 😌

mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

i was going to say our lord and saviour jesus christ. but let's rope these two in also yes. holy trinity.

mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

and, you know who else you should follow?

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

follow 🧟‍♂️ 👇🏻😌
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🪦 frankenstein fucks car 🎃 @hulkfuckscar.top · 6h

grok how would a person train their anus to suck the cum out of a penis like an airplane toilet sucks the shit out of an ass

mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

i know slimer. slimer is a friend of mine. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ this is no slimer.

mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

😭 I'm so fucking happy about this holy shit 🥳 yayyyyy

i love this song. :D

I have a shopping playlist that I listen to endlessly and it's just four songs and two of them are this song. ☺️

um and here's the link to another one 🫠

youtu.be/jfL8Vu9PfW8?...

Von dutch a. g. cook remix (feat. Addison Rae)

Charli xcx 2:38

Sympathy is a knife (feat. Ariana Grande) Charli xcx 2:35

ringtone (Remix) (feat. Charli XCX, Kero Kero Bonito & Rico Nasty)

100 gecs 3:35

Von dutch a. g. cook remix (feat. Addison Rae)

Charli xcx 2:38

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

ai handled the background selection bit 🫣

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

senator hont dog's platform is progressive and contains a sweeping vision of the future!

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

I need my tools

mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

demotivational poster

skip the internet raccoon with a gun pulled on him

text says
just because you're eating condoms,
doesn't mean youre not pregnant

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 4h

thank you. :D

we were just talkin about edits so i was in the mood, and we were just talkin about edits so i screenrecorded this one.

i used to do this kind of stuff for a job.
the phone is funner. :D

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mx. sheevious 🏳️‍🌈 @sheev.calamitousintent.com · 5h

senator homt seated at his fancy government desk getting dressed up in ice cream from a faucet, motivational poster in background depicts skip the internet raccoon and the aforementioned "just because you're eating condoms, doesn't mean youre not pregnant"

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Senator "boogers.com" Meatlord @hontdog.bsky.social · 5h

just because you're eating condoms, doesn't mean youre not pregnant

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