The Birds The Turtles and The Bees
@turtlebee.bsky.social
Going through my bird phase in a big way.
I don't want to brag, but I'm on a roll on linked in.
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I don't want to brag, but I'm on a roll on linked in.
Let the nogs commence!
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Let the nogs commence!
This has been popping up all over my feed and it strikes me a big problem isn't AI or social media or post COVID. There's so little friction in keeping oneself occupied these days it's hard not to be stuck in place.
This is not a "students today" post--it's more "this is a new form of dysfunction" that doesn't look exactly like it's been in previous decades. It's more than just "first-year chaos." It's an across-the-board inability to process instructions, engage with longer texts, and *connect* with others.
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This has been popping up all over my feed and it strikes me a big problem isn't AI or social media or post COVID. There's so little friction in keeping oneself occupied these days it's hard not to be stuck in place.
Finding out an acquaintance is divorcing her really awful husband because he cheated on her and having to resist the urge to ask who in the hell would sleep with him?
November 29, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Finding out an acquaintance is divorcing her really awful husband because he cheated on her and having to resist the urge to ask who in the hell would sleep with him?
Cranberry sauce and stuffing quesadilla, surprisingly good.
November 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Cranberry sauce and stuffing quesadilla, surprisingly good.
Do you like card battlers but are bored with how they all feel the same? Fuck yeah StarVaders, this game is awesome! Card battler that doesn't feel like any others. Card game with tactical movement where the two actually work well together. Hard enough that you need clever play w/o feeling unfair.
Save 25% on StarVaders on Steam
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November 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Do you like card battlers but are bored with how they all feel the same? Fuck yeah StarVaders, this game is awesome! Card battler that doesn't feel like any others. Card game with tactical movement where the two actually work well together. Hard enough that you need clever play w/o feeling unfair.
Earthquake?
November 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Earthquake?
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild.
Coyote
Raven
Racoon
Opossum
Black-Tailed Deer
(what do you mean it's not wild if it's on a city street?)
Coyote
Raven
Racoon
Opossum
Black-Tailed Deer
(what do you mean it's not wild if it's on a city street?)
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild - challenge round, each from a different class:
-Grizzly Bear
-Black billed magpie
-Arctic Grayling
-Western Toad
-Bull Snake
-Grizzly Bear
-Black billed magpie
-Arctic Grayling
-Western Toad
-Bull Snake
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Goliath heron
Himalayan vulture
Cerulean warbler
Laysan albatross
Australian king parrot
Goliath heron
Himalayan vulture
Cerulean warbler
Laysan albatross
Australian king parrot
November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild.
Coyote
Raven
Racoon
Opossum
Black-Tailed Deer
(what do you mean it's not wild if it's on a city street?)
Coyote
Raven
Racoon
Opossum
Black-Tailed Deer
(what do you mean it's not wild if it's on a city street?)
Not a huge fan of the midday Thanksgiving, but getting to unbutton my pants and let my gut breathe at 8:30 has its charms.
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Not a huge fan of the midday Thanksgiving, but getting to unbutton my pants and let my gut breathe at 8:30 has its charms.
Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
If you don't tell the guests nobody will know how many Brussels sprouts got triaged for worms
November 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you don't tell the guests nobody will know how many Brussels sprouts got triaged for worms
We didn't let the bird win
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We didn't let the bird win
It's not Thanksgiving if you don't panic make yet another side out of leftover bits.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's not Thanksgiving if you don't panic make yet another side out of leftover bits.
Let the day's cooking commence!
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Let the day's cooking commence!
After 15 minutes of laughing so hard it hurts I have finally managed to stop before I passed out.
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
After 15 minutes of laughing so hard it hurts I have finally managed to stop before I passed out.
Thanksgiving: prepped!
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Thanksgiving: prepped!
Man, why the hell isn't cranberry sauce a year-round condiment?
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Man, why the hell isn't cranberry sauce a year-round condiment?
Egg in stuffing, yay or nay?
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Egg in stuffing, yay or nay?
He's going to die before it gets built. Next Democratic president is not going to be allowed to do anything with it. 20 years from now it's still going to be a rubble monument to corruption.
Exclusive: President Trump has argued with the architect he handpicked to design a White House ballroom over the size of the project, reflecting a conflict between architectural norms and Trump’s grandiose aesthetic.
Trump wants a bigger White House ballroom. His architect disagrees.
The president and James McCrery had argued in recent weeks over the project’s size, with Trump pushing him to expand the ballroom.
wapo.st
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
He's going to die before it gets built. Next Democratic president is not going to be allowed to do anything with it. 20 years from now it's still going to be a rubble monument to corruption.
It's not Thanksgiving if you aren't annoyed at your butcher for fucking your order up.
November 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
It's not Thanksgiving if you aren't annoyed at your butcher for fucking your order up.
People who talk shit about pie being second rate have never had good pie.
It's got to be ripe fruit (something far too many people have never had) and the crust has got to be good (meaning lots of butter). And it can't taste like cornstarch.
It's got to be ripe fruit (something far too many people have never had) and the crust has got to be good (meaning lots of butter). And it can't taste like cornstarch.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
People who talk shit about pie being second rate have never had good pie.
It's got to be ripe fruit (something far too many people have never had) and the crust has got to be good (meaning lots of butter). And it can't taste like cornstarch.
It's got to be ripe fruit (something far too many people have never had) and the crust has got to be good (meaning lots of butter). And it can't taste like cornstarch.
And we're inventing a time machine to do it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
And we're inventing a time machine to do it.
Goddamnit this headline made me do a whole little improv song and dance... when I only thought my partner had already left the house.
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Goddamnit this headline made me do a whole little improv song and dance... when I only thought my partner had already left the house.
She is absolutely refusing to get on hands tonight. 🪶
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
She is absolutely refusing to get on hands tonight. 🪶
