The Birds The Turtles and The Bees
@turtlebee.bsky.social
Going through my bird phase in a big way.
Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
November 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Happy Thanksgiving y'all!
We didn't let the bird win
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
We didn't let the bird win
Don't lie, it looks like this
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Don't lie, it looks like this
And we're inventing a time machine to do it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
And we're inventing a time machine to do it.
She is absolutely refusing to get on hands tonight. 🪶
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 AM
She is absolutely refusing to get on hands tonight. 🪶
She dreams of Kaiju. 🪶
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
She dreams of Kaiju. 🪶
The swing has been in their cage for months, and Beaker finally used it! 🪶
November 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
The swing has been in their cage for months, and Beaker finally used it! 🪶
This doesn't quite give a sense of scale. think medium sized baby. Perfect end of night food. (The quesadilla suiza is even better. basically a super quesadilla with meat and you are not finishing it unless you are under 25 and want to hate yourself tomorrow.)
November 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This doesn't quite give a sense of scale. think medium sized baby. Perfect end of night food. (The quesadilla suiza is even better. basically a super quesadilla with meat and you are not finishing it unless you are under 25 and want to hate yourself tomorrow.)
No political sex gossip just birds. 🪶
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
No political sex gossip just birds. 🪶
Mailbox lizard!
November 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Mailbox lizard!
If she hears you bought Starbucks she's coming to bite you, and I should warn you she might be small but her beak packs a wallop when she's mad. 🪶
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If she hears you bought Starbucks she's coming to bite you, and I should warn you she might be small but her beak packs a wallop when she's mad. 🪶
There you go, without me singing because you really don't want to hear my tuneless droning.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
There you go, without me singing because you really don't want to hear my tuneless droning.
Sadly the camera makes him stop singing along.
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Sadly the camera makes him stop singing along.
their called teddy bear hamsters
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
their called teddy bear hamsters
If you see this, post one image from your device with no context
November 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you see this, post one image from your device with no context
Post you from a different era
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Post you from a different era
A rare moment of nondestructive calm. 🪶
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
A rare moment of nondestructive calm. 🪶
ceci n'est pas une scie à métaux
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
ceci n'est pas une scie à métaux
I've only watched 15 minutes of this and it is already the best stupid movie I've seen in a long while.
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I've only watched 15 minutes of this and it is already the best stupid movie I've seen in a long while.
Am I the only one reads of the perils of the supreme court "packing" and suddenly thinks of ACB in a different light?
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Am I the only one reads of the perils of the supreme court "packing" and suddenly thinks of ACB in a different light?
I still can't get over this. Riverside?
November 5, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I still can't get over this. Riverside?
"cats"
November 5, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"cats"
Going through some old photos and found this beautiful stompy dino. Love her! 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Going through some old photos and found this beautiful stompy dino. Love her! 🪶