Amanda
@hellomanders.bsky.social
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.
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pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
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pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
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I know I'm not very funny these days but I'm not sad anymore so we get what we get
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I know I'm not very funny these days but I'm not sad anymore so we get what we get
if the holidays are complicated for you, I hope you’re being gentle with yourselves tonight. ✨♥️
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
if the holidays are complicated for you, I hope you’re being gentle with yourselves tonight. ✨♥️
whenever I drive through rural wisconsin this is a must play
What Will We Do with the Baby O by The Kossoy Sisters on Apple Music
Song · 1956 · Duration 1:46
music.apple.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
whenever I drive through rural wisconsin this is a must play
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I need the "let's get ready to RUUUUUMBLE!" guy to announce family Thanksgiving dinner tonight
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I need the "let's get ready to RUUUUUMBLE!" guy to announce family Thanksgiving dinner tonight
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how else will i know if my kid's a witch?
November 26, 2025 at 7:28 PM
how else will i know if my kid's a witch?
we got new drapes for our first floor and they’re all antique pink & I’m in love with them & I guess that’s my life now. 💅
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
we got new drapes for our first floor and they’re all antique pink & I’m in love with them & I guess that’s my life now. 💅
the sea engulfs us and the light goes out
November 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
the sea engulfs us and the light goes out
has anyone had to take the keys from an elder & if so how did you do it? to what success? this is going to be a nightmare.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
has anyone had to take the keys from an elder & if so how did you do it? to what success? this is going to be a nightmare.
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
Tom Hanks branded hair extensions called Tom’s Hanks o’ Hair
Tom Hanks branded Japanese bread crumbs called Hanky’s Pankies
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
panic attack! at the ikea!
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
panic attack! at the ikea!
my FIL caretaker sent a picture of her sisters miscarried baby in a basket with flowers. I feel like that should’ve come with a trigger or content warning (if it should’ve been sent at all). y’all is that something people do? I can’t really get the image out of my head. ick.
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
my FIL caretaker sent a picture of her sisters miscarried baby in a basket with flowers. I feel like that should’ve come with a trigger or content warning (if it should’ve been sent at all). y’all is that something people do? I can’t really get the image out of my head. ick.
shopping for a dining room table and chairs sounds like a fun domestic activity until you realize they all suck and so does everything in your house.
*perimenopause, y’all.
*perimenopause, y’all.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
shopping for a dining room table and chairs sounds like a fun domestic activity until you realize they all suck and so does everything in your house.
*perimenopause, y’all.
*perimenopause, y’all.
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What a time to be alive (derogatory)
July 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
What a time to be alive (derogatory)
who would block me immediately after I post a picture of my cat?
I want to fight them.
I want to fight them.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
who would block me immediately after I post a picture of my cat?
I want to fight them.
I want to fight them.
scott bessent makes me feel like a genius.
I don’t want to feel smarter than my government.
I don’t want to feel smarter than my government.
November 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
scott bessent makes me feel like a genius.
I don’t want to feel smarter than my government.
I don’t want to feel smarter than my government.
more of edgar claiming walter
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
more of edgar claiming walter
my brother who has been staying with me for nearly two months is moving out. he’s incapable of saying “thank you”. It’s tests my limits, but I also know it comes from deep shame so I’m trying to give him some grace.
Anyway, HELL YEAH I have my house back!
Anyway, HELL YEAH I have my house back!
a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a white board with the letter g on it
Alt: a man in a suit and tie throws his hands up with the words GTFO!
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 PM
my brother who has been staying with me for nearly two months is moving out. he’s incapable of saying “thank you”. It’s tests my limits, but I also know it comes from deep shame so I’m trying to give him some grace.
Anyway, HELL YEAH I have my house back!
Anyway, HELL YEAH I have my house back!
who wants some bebes for caturday?
walter & edgar
walter & edgar
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
who wants some bebes for caturday?
walter & edgar
walter & edgar
the errant thread in a persian rug is for good luck ✨
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
the errant thread in a persian rug is for good luck ✨
geez louise, another vet visit. this time for bernadette peters. she’s doing well now, though.
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
geez louise, another vet visit. this time for bernadette peters. she’s doing well now, though.
if you see this, quote post the energy you bring to bluesky:
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
if you see this, quote post the energy you bring to bluesky:
*first day as a drug dealer*
using any coupons today?
using any coupons today?
*First day as a drug dealer*: " condiments are on the table over there"
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 1:20 PM
*first day as a drug dealer*
using any coupons today?
using any coupons today?
me, running away from my problems
November 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
me, running away from my problems