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Amanda
@hellomanders.bsky.social
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.

ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
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if not gestapo, why gestapo shaped?
my friends 16 year old daughter just officially lost all of her gender affirming healthcare. fuck this administration into the sun forever.

trans people will never be erased. 🏳️‍⚧️✊
January 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
when ice asks you for your birth certificate, ask them for their high school diploma.
January 14, 2026 at 1:12 PM
it would be TERRIBLE if people started throwing water balloons at ice agents instead of snowballs when it’s going to be below zero. that would be awful.
January 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
heard you was talking’ shit
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 AM
all these cats and it’s not even caturday. I know I’m disregulated but these are making me cry a little fr. keep them coming plz.
January 12, 2026 at 4:03 PM
looking forward to therapy only because I’ve got a fat J for afterwards.

s’okay though, I haven’t seen her in 2 weeks it’s gonna be great (terrible).
January 12, 2026 at 2:31 PM
breaking up with a friend as an adult is weird
January 12, 2026 at 1:30 PM
gm , I traveled across state yesterday to stay away from the news & it worked. 🥰

hru?
January 12, 2026 at 12:18 PM
if not gestapo, why gestapo shaped?
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
slow blink saturday with walter
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
maladroit in milwaukee
Vibin’ in Virginia
Tootin' in Tennessee 💨
January 10, 2026 at 3:47 PM
when you like & comment excessively but then block me all within two minutes, the gemini in me needs to know which one did it.
January 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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One of my personal criteria is the ability to process nuance. If no, block immediately and move on.
January 9, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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many rich people lost their minds because social media let proles tell them they sucked
January 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
the half-life of grief is endless
January 10, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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if olive garden really thought i was family they wouldn’t offer me never-ending pasta because “you won’t find someone to love you if you’re fat, rebecca”
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 PM
anyone else feel like we’re being governed by libsoftiktok?
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Time for a few laughs.✌️

youtu.be/saoZjwf7Mfo?...
Best of Mitch Hedberg
YouTube video by Maya Colen
youtu.be
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
gonna go rewatch red dawn for no particular reason.
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
i hate the government so much rn that i can’t stop buying shoes. terrible coping mechanism when you’re a poor.
January 9, 2026 at 3:41 PM
is there going to be another heavens gate away team? put me in, coach.
a bald man is standing in front of a curtain and says hello and welcome .
Alt: a bald man is standing in front of a curtain and says hello and welcome. it’s the cult leader for heavens gate.
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:23 AM
any man reaches into my car, you betcha I’m hitting the gas.
January 9, 2026 at 11:16 AM
it’s a good day to abolish homeland security
January 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
I am very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world.
January 8, 2026 at 11:30 AM