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hellomanders.bsky.social
Amanda
@hellomanders.bsky.social
She/Her. Butch lesbian. I like music from the 60s and movies from the 70s.

ALT
pfp: Joan Crawford with her hair in a braided bun and a cigarette in her hand.
Banner: “Judith slaying Holofernes”
Pinned
wearing this to jury duty
get to know your mutuals & list ten things you like

-campfires
-somatic therapy
-jimmy smith
-people who surprise me
-every gd animal on this planet
-sparkling water
-walking & hiking
- @milwaukeerecord.bsky.social
-my library
-fire escapes
get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like
-polari
-cyoa books
-lighthouses in places they shouldnt be
-dumpster diving
-offal meat
-demo derbies
-korean spas
-zazen
-hotel ac
-public transit spaces
get to know your mutuals and list 10 random things you like
-weighted blankets
-cleaning my ears
-feminine men
-feminine women
-slime
-personal attention ASMR
-picking scabs
-existential philosophy
-farting
-deep tissue massage
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
in 1997 my mom was the age I am now but had already had cancer twice. she lived for 8 more years. mortality is creeping on me today.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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i respect men who take their sex dolls to dinner more than i do men who use chatgpt as their therapist
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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#TransKidsExist

I was a trans kid...
You just didn't make it safe enough for me to exist until I was an adult.
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
please use your brain and not chatgpt.

you’re all going to get dementia, fr.
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
happy early caturday from edgar & walter
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
if you’d rather be right than kind, plz gtfo
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 AM
saw both a decapitated mouse and decapitated squirrel on my walk this morning. gruesome.

those can’t be good omens amiright.
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
ultimately, go fund me is our healthcare
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
the only music I’m listening to atm is 90s hip hop.

it’s hard to cry when you’re singing along to o.p.p.
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
me as a therapist:

but did you die?
Me, as a therapist: Have you tried
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
thinking about that time I ate a handful of potpourri thinking it was candy

*I spit it out
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
yesterday my therapist sent me home with some free energy drinks.

T: “I thought you might like these.”

Me: *buzzing with anxiety* Like, do you even know me? Yes obvi I would like to take those home, thank you. 🥰🥰🥰
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
alexa, play spa music max volume.
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 PM
chilling with violence ‘round the 7th circle of hell today, wyd
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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should we all move back to europe and be like jk we never left what’s america lol you guys are crazy anyway where is my health insurance at
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
We have yet to understand that if I am starving, you are in danger.

-James Baldwin
November 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m going back to thinking he’s dead, who’s with me?
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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OK Ross Douthat show us on this rabid screaming goblin doll where the women ruined you
November 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
not to brag but I got so many blocks yesterday I could build a fort
November 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
🎶dream a little dream for me 🎶
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
please read every book by kazuo ishiguro, it will make you a better person.
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
you guys know to boycott starbucks during their strike, right?

or just because it’s bad coffee.
November 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
good luck out there today
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
some juries have a greater grasp on justice than our supreme court
November 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM