Queen RanDumb
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything*
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Queen RanDumb
@invisihole.bsky.social
· Nov 15
Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
My favorite time of year. FINALLY!
Meat & cheese tray season.
Meat & cheese tray season.
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My favorite time of year. FINALLY!
Meat & cheese tray season.
Meat & cheese tray season.
Donation hat update. I have five completed with a sixth one 10% started. Trying not to be too hard on myself but I can do better.
December 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Donation hat update. I have five completed with a sixth one 10% started. Trying not to be too hard on myself but I can do better.
Today's incorrect but try and prove me fact of the day:
The color purple tastes like olives. NOT grapes.
The color purple tastes like olives. NOT grapes.
December 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Today's incorrect but try and prove me fact of the day:
The color purple tastes like olives. NOT grapes.
The color purple tastes like olives. NOT grapes.
@raindro.bsky.social Happy Birfday! 🥳
December 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
@raindro.bsky.social Happy Birfday! 🥳
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pirates love christmas so much even the dead guy on their flags are jolly
December 2, 2025 at 7:02 AM
pirates love christmas so much even the dead guy on their flags are jolly
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i’m one of the few who look better when they don’t smile
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i’m one of the few who look better when they don’t smile
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Remember, the first rule of casual conversation such as at a dinner party is to occasionally lunge at someone without actually making physical contact.
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Remember, the first rule of casual conversation such as at a dinner party is to occasionally lunge at someone without actually making physical contact.
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keep me posted*
*please repost all my dumb jokes
*please repost all my dumb jokes
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
keep me posted*
*please repost all my dumb jokes
*please repost all my dumb jokes
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[first date]
"Here are my top five most embarrassing Google searches."
"Here are my top five most embarrassing Google searches."
December 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
[first date]
"Here are my top five most embarrassing Google searches."
"Here are my top five most embarrassing Google searches."
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I blocked you.
Please respond.
Please respond.
June 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I blocked you.
Please respond.
Please respond.
Who needs sex when I can win on eBay?
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Who needs sex when I can win on eBay?
Hey! No thanks obviously undercover cop! I get my psychedelics on Bluesky!
December 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Hey! No thanks obviously undercover cop! I get my psychedelics on Bluesky!
Setting alarms for time-sensitive duties. My brain's favorite thing is to ask me 5 min after something needed to be done "hey you should do that thing now" after having distracted me with 12 new cool things.
December 8, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Setting alarms for time-sensitive duties. My brain's favorite thing is to ask me 5 min after something needed to be done "hey you should do that thing now" after having distracted me with 12 new cool things.
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It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
December 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
It’s Monday, or as I like to call it, motherfucker.
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It’s so cold out I actually drove my car to work using my nipples to steer.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It’s so cold out I actually drove my car to work using my nipples to steer.
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The Greatest Generation had it SO much harder than us. They had to go to Europe to fight Nazis.
May 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The Greatest Generation had it SO much harder than us. They had to go to Europe to fight Nazis.
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*slaps a xmas bow on your forehead because you are a gift
December 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
*slaps a xmas bow on your forehead because you are a gift
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bsky is a banquet and by that I mean a cheap frozen tv dinner
December 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
bsky is a banquet and by that I mean a cheap frozen tv dinner
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Errbody in the club making sure to stretch first to avoid strains and pulls.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Errbody in the club making sure to stretch first to avoid strains and pulls.
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bsky is where i can put a face and name to the voices in my head
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
bsky is where i can put a face and name to the voices in my head
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One behind me digging his nails into my skin. One in front, holding my gaze. That's life with cats, I suppose
December 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
One behind me digging his nails into my skin. One in front, holding my gaze. That's life with cats, I suppose
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It doesn't even need to be Christmas glitter, I'm not picky
Cause of death, slipping on Christmas glitter
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It doesn't even need to be Christmas glitter, I'm not picky
My favorite balls are cookie.
December 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My favorite balls are cookie.
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explaining to your cat how Ain't No Sunshine is about correlation and not causation
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 AM
explaining to your cat how Ain't No Sunshine is about correlation and not causation
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no i don't want to download the stable version, i'm not a fucking horse
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 AM
no i don't want to download the stable version, i'm not a fucking horse