Aisle424 Has Fallen
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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔦𝔱, 𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔡.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
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December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
𝔜𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔬𝔰 𝔦𝔫 𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔠 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔩𝔦𝔨𝔢 𝔦𝔱, 𝔫𝔢𝔯𝔡.
He has to be getting gaslit by his own team on this. I’m not even sure he knows he’s lying here.
Trump is just gonna try to lie his way through it: "You're getting lower prices, bigger paychecks. Inflation -- we're crushing it. And you're getting much higher wages. The only thing that's really going up big is the stock market and your 401ks."
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
He has to be getting gaslit by his own team on this. I’m not even sure he knows he’s lying here.
Jeff George still waiting by his phone just in case.
NEWS: The Indianapolis Colts are bringing in Philip Rivers for a workout in the wake of quarterback Daniel Jones’ season-ending injury.
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Jeff George still waiting by his phone just in case.
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT?
December 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT?
So in the Subaru commercial where the bald kid asks the girl with cancer to the prom - does he also have cancer? Or did he shave in solidarity with her? And why does this make me want to buy a Subaru?
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So in the Subaru commercial where the bald kid asks the girl with cancer to the prom - does he also have cancer? Or did he shave in solidarity with her? And why does this make me want to buy a Subaru?
My friends are all just out of frame, enjoying a golden age too.
Brooke Rollins: "Eggs are down. Really everything is coming down. But listen, we're not tone deaf. We know that a lot of Americans are like, 'Well, we're still not feeling the relief.' The relief is coming ... it really is a golden age just right around the corner."
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My friends are all just out of frame, enjoying a golden age too.
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
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The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Get healthy, Rome
December 8, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Get healthy, Rome
Everything is a stupid play when it doesn’t work. We’d be moaning about how the Bears are cowards if they went up the gut like you’d expect and didn’t get it. That said, fuck the Packers in their stupid fucking faces.
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Everything is a stupid play when it doesn’t work. We’d be moaning about how the Bears are cowards if they went up the gut like you’d expect and didn’t get it. That said, fuck the Packers in their stupid fucking faces.
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somehow the side effect of every drug is suicide
Sorry did that ad just say the benefit is clearer skin and the side effect is suicide!?
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
somehow the side effect of every drug is suicide
Buffalo better get this onside kick
December 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Buffalo better get this onside kick
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you see donald, you did the 𝘲𝘶𝘰. but you didn't actually secure the 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥. and that's really the most important half of the bribe, the 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥.
anybody can just 𝘲𝘶𝘰!
anybody can just 𝘲𝘶𝘰!
December 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
you see donald, you did the 𝘲𝘶𝘰. but you didn't actually secure the 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥. and that's really the most important half of the bribe, the 𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘥.
anybody can just 𝘲𝘶𝘰!
anybody can just 𝘲𝘶𝘰!
What’s hilarious is this still won’t even be the worst or most embarrassing loss snatched from the jaws of victory for the Bengals this year.
December 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What’s hilarious is this still won’t even be the worst or most embarrassing loss snatched from the jaws of victory for the Bengals this year.
NOBODY CIRCLES THE WAGONS LIKE THE BUFFALO BILLS
December 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
NOBODY CIRCLES THE WAGONS LIKE THE BUFFALO BILLS
Ohio State is the St. Louis Cardinals of the Big Ten. Fuck them.
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Ohio State is the St. Louis Cardinals of the Big Ten. Fuck them.
Suck my entire ass, Ohio State
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Suck my entire ass, Ohio State
PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT SET A RECORD FOR PEACE PRIZES. NEXT WEEK I AM GOING TO WIN THE TOSTITOS PEACE PRIZE PRESENTED BY GODADDY.COM
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
PEOPLE ARE SAYING I MIGHT SET A RECORD FOR PEACE PRIZES. NEXT WEEK I AM GOING TO WIN THE TOSTITOS PEACE PRIZE PRESENTED BY GODADDY.COM
Maybe we would feel better about AI if it responded to us in Majel Barrett’s voice.
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Maybe we would feel better about AI if it responded to us in Majel Barrett’s voice.
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Aaron Rodgers seeing this post
December 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Aaron Rodgers seeing this post
Next week the First Annual Mark Zuckerberg Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
US President Donald Trump has been awarded the first FIFA Peace Prize.
"He has supported efforts to broker ceasefires and promote diplomatic engagement," says the FIFA announcement.
"He has supported efforts to broker ceasefires and promote diplomatic engagement," says the FIFA announcement.
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Next week the First Annual Mark Zuckerberg Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence
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between the Kalshi / Polymarket stuff and insane AI videos of criminals being locked up, we finally get to watch the same media that they consume in the starship troopers universe
December 6, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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