Aisle424 Has Fallen
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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame
Gee, I hope the sacrifice is worth it.
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December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Gee, I hope the sacrifice is worth it.
Oh…
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Backdraft! You Devil!
and apparently they made a fucking sequel *30 years later*
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Backdraft! You Devil!
This can not possibly be the same franchise from a year ago.
November 30, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This can not possibly be the same franchise from a year ago.
When Pop Pop snore/burps after dinner but before the pie is served.
November 30, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When Pop Pop snore/burps after dinner but before the pie is served.
Checking in on Tottenham
bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Checking in on Tottenham
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Old white people about everything
WHY IS EVERYTHING BLACK
November 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Old white people about everything
Yes it is
Bombing Supposed Drug Boats only to Pardon the Guy Responsible for letting it in? Even MAGA ain't this stupid.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Yes it is
I think ICE is planning on tear-gassing it.
Anyone going out to shoot the snow today??
If you venture out into the snowstorm with your camera, use a flash to illuminate the falling flakes. Check out my "snokeh" tutorial.
November 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I think ICE is planning on tear-gassing it.
The Bears are 9-3 and just pushed the defending Super Bowl champions around in their own house.
One year ago:
One year ago:
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The Bears are 9-3 and just pushed the defending Super Bowl champions around in their own house.
One year ago:
One year ago:
Most Bears fans’ pants were off.
Bears coach Ben Johnson took his shirt off before leading his "Good, better, best" chant 😤
📸 NFLonPrime/X
📸 NFLonPrime/X
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Most Bears fans’ pants were off.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
Lady Gaga
Wilco
The Monkees
Amy Grant
Marilyn Manson
Lady Gaga
Wilco
The Monkees
Amy Grant
Marilyn Manson
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
Nirvana
Pixies
The Monkees
Brian Wilson
The Polyphonic Spree
Nirvana
Pixies
The Monkees
Brian Wilson
The Polyphonic Spree
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
Samhain (my 1st show-the “blood show” at the Metro in Chicago)
Public Enemy
Depeche Mode
Primus OPENING for 24-7 Spyz
Diamanda Galas
Samhain (my 1st show-the “blood show” at the Metro in Chicago)
Public Enemy
Depeche Mode
Primus OPENING for 24-7 Spyz
Diamanda Galas
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen.
Lady Gaga
Wilco
The Monkees
Amy Grant
Marilyn Manson
Lady Gaga
Wilco
The Monkees
Amy Grant
Marilyn Manson
Please eliminate 3. I am not a crackpot.
There are so many TV shows. When you have to watch TV that has commercials you see commercials for other tv shows and there are so many of them. Too many. We don't need all these shows.
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Please eliminate 3. I am not a crackpot.
Peyton Manning did it first.
November 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Peyton Manning did it first.
If the government reacted like this every time a white dude shot a bunch of people, white people would be under permanent house arrest at best
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If the government reacted like this every time a white dude shot a bunch of people, white people would be under permanent house arrest at best
The Mario balloon has now been tear-gassed and detained by ICE.
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
The Mario balloon has now been tear-gassed and detained by ICE.
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
I am not giving thanks this year because it is very unfair that I should have to give thanks and not receive thanks in return. This woke thanks deficit shall not continue. Fuck you for your attention to this matter.
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I am not giving thanks this year because it is very unfair that I should have to give thanks and not receive thanks in return. This woke thanks deficit shall not continue. Fuck you for your attention to this matter.
I mean, it was basically Laugh-In but with kids and green slime.
I remember seeing You Can't Do That On Television as a kid and I still don't understand how any of that happened
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I mean, it was basically Laugh-In but with kids and green slime.
*fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean
I think if I were being cuckolded by RFK Jr I would simply change my name and leave the country
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 AM
*fill my pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean
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I want the last 35 years of Tecmo Super Bowl with the exact same gameplay, just updated rosters.
November 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I want the last 35 years of Tecmo Super Bowl with the exact same gameplay, just updated rosters.
He is absolutely being fed bullshit by his inner circle. His brain is too mushy to know what’s real anymore while being gaslit by Miller and his own team. He would back off some of the fascist shit because he needs to feel popular, so they hide it from him and call it fake.
At this point, I wonder if he isn't lying when he says he has "my highest Poll Numbers, ever" since it's entirely possible that's what his aides are telling him. It's quite likely that there's an entire Potemkin village built around Trump right now.
Trump responds to a detailed report about his waning energy and propensity to sleep through on-camera events by calling the New York Times's Katie Rogers ugly
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 PM
He is absolutely being fed bullshit by his inner circle. His brain is too mushy to know what’s real anymore while being gaslit by Miller and his own team. He would back off some of the fascist shit because he needs to feel popular, so they hide it from him and call it fake.
Imagine capitulating to this clown shoes filled with monkey shit set on fire administration.
Judge rules James Comey criminal case is dismissed without prejudice. Judge determined the US Attorney Lindsey Halligan was not lawfully appointed
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Imagine capitulating to this clown shoes filled with monkey shit set on fire administration.
“I am the master of the CLIT. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see CLIT, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like me, Charlie Brown”
"Zed's dead, Charlie Brown, Zed's dead"
you go to the box, you know. two minutes, by yourself, you know and you feel shame, charlie brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
“I am the master of the CLIT. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see CLIT, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the CLIT like me, Charlie Brown”
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.