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Aisle424 Has Fallen

@aisle424.bsky.social

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Noted “reputable Cubs writer.” You might know me from such tweets as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a home run. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 13h

It turns out the Redwood song is NOT about Travis Kelce’s penis. She has a literal tree fetish.

Pop Base @popbase.tv · 1d

Taylor Swift will make an exclusive announcement on GMA (Good Morning America) tomorrow, October 13th

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 18h

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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 23h

Wow, so it’s illegal to make plans with friends now

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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 20h

I actually think you gotta hand it to Penn State here. usually when theres a direct issue involving their head coach they cover it up for years instead of acting to fix it.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d

They fucking better

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d

It’s just loser shit. You just won the series and are moving on to the NLCS and your big priority is poorly trolling a rival?

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d

Small dick energy

Mark Podskarbi @mvp21.bsky.social · 1d

Whichever player brought the L flag is immediately a Brewers legend

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d

And no point do we need to hand it to them.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah. They cheat.

John Dooley @grayfedorasports.bsky.social · 1d

Brewers are just a different animal at home. Congrats

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d

Is it 7:08 yet?

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d

I’d love to see a bunch of people dressed as menacing clowns just show up and stand and stare menacingly wherever ICE shows up

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 1d

End of Family Stone is going to hit different now.

Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 1d

WHAT people.com/diane-keaton...

Diane Keaton, Famed for Roles in 'Father of the Bride,' 'First Wives Club' and More, Dies at 79 (Exclusive)

Diane Keaton has died at age 79, PEOPLE can confirm exclusively. The actress was best known for roles in movies like 'Annie Hall,' 'The First Wives Club,' 'Something's Gotta Give' and 'The Godfather.'

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 2d

I miss my special boy

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

Complications during childbirth.

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

See you Saturday, you Milwaukee fucks.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

Her chute didn’t open.

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

Oh no! How did she die?

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

Let’s not fuck around. Just end this.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

That’s the other catcher.

Alex Quigley @alexquigley.bsky.social · 3d

this is where Kelly just cranks it again

Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

That may have been a real Turning Point in the series.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

Have you not heard?

It was my understanding that everyone had heard.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

I shamed Ian into doing that.

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

Do they even bother telling him anymore?
STAFFER: “Sir you’re doing great with the drug prices but you can’t discount something more than 100%. If you stick with 90%, that is amazing and people will love it.”

*next day*
TRUMP: “we discounted the medicines 8 million percent.”
STAFFER: “oh fuck it”

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Trump: "We're gonna be reducing the cost of medicines by 100%, 200%, 300%, 500% and even more than that."

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Aisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 3d

We know to blame if this goes bad, folks.

Chuck @ivychat.bsky.social · 3d

Guess who is going to their first Cubs game of the year?

Bad news. My record in Cubs elimination games is 0-2. My record in Game 4 NLDS is also 0-2.

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